Anyway. The point is, Linus was in the play and he was a really good Atticus Finch. He was noble and heroic and everyone believed him. Like, he has to shoot a rabid dog in one scene and the prop gun didn’t work on our night, but no one in the audience laughed or even murmured. That’s how good he was.
He came round to our house once, before a rehearsal. Just for about five minutes, but I still remember it.
Actually, that’s kind of irrelevant.
I’m about to remind Mum that Linus played Atticus Finch when I realize she’s left the kitchen. A moment later I hear her voice:
‘You’ve played enough, young man!’
Young man.
I dart over to the door and look through the crack. As Frank strides into the hall after Mum, his face is quivering with fury.
‘We hadn’t reached the end of the level! You can’t just switch off the game! Do you understand what you did just then, Mum? Do you even know how Land of Conquerors works?’
He sounds properly irate. He’s stopped right underneath where I am, his black hair falling over his pale forehead, his skinny arms flailing and his big bony hands gesticulating furiously. I hope Frank grows into his hands and feet one day. They can’t stay so comically huge, can they? The rest of him has to catch up, surely? He’s fifteen, so he could still grow a foot. Dad’s six foot, but he always says Frank will end up taller than him.
‘It’s fine,’ says a voice I recognize. It’s Linus, but I can’t see him through the crack. ‘I’ll go home. Thanks for having me.’
‘Don’t go home!’ exclaims Mum, in her best charming-to-visitors voice. ‘Please don’t go home, Linus. That’s not what I meant at all.’
‘But if we can’t play games . . .’ Linus sounds flummoxed.
‘Are you saying the only form of socializing you boys understand is playing computer games? Do you know how sad that is?’
‘Well, what do you suggest we do?’ says Frank sulkily.
‘I think you should play badminton. It’s a nice summer’s evening, the garden’s beautiful, and look what I found!’ She holds out the ropy old badminton set to Frank. The net is all twisted and I can see that some animal has nibbled at one of the shuttlecocks.
I want to laugh at Frank’s expression.
‘Mum . . .’ He appears almost speechless with horror. ‘Where did you even find that?’
‘Or croquet!’ adds Mum brightly. ‘That’s a fun game.’
Frank doesn’t even answer. He looks so stricken by the idea of croquet, I actually feel quite sorry for him.
‘Or hide-and-seek?’
I give a snort of laughter and clap my hand over my mouth. I can’t help it. Hide-and-seek.
‘Or Rummikub!’ says Mum, sounding desperate. ‘You always used to love Rummikub.’
‘I like Rummikub,’ volunteers Linus, and I feel a tweak of approval. He could have legitimately laid into Frank at this point; walked straight out of the house and put on Facebook that Frank’s house sucks. But he sounds like he wants to please Mum. He sounds like one of those people who looks around and thinks, Well, why not make life easier for everyone? (I’m getting this from three words, you understand.)
‘You want to play Rummikub?’ Frank sounds incredulous.
‘Why not?’ says Linus easily, and a moment later the two of them head off towards the playroom. (Mum and Dad repainted it and called it the Teenage Study when I turned thirteen, but it’s still the playroom.)
Next moment, Mum is back in the kitchen, pouring herself a glass of wine.
‘There!’ she says. ‘They just need a little guidance. A little parental control. I simply opened their minds. They’re not addicted to computers. They just need to be reminded what else is out there.’
She’s not talking to me. She’s talking to the Imaginary Daily Mail Judge who constantly watches her life and gives it marks out of ten.
‘I don’t think Rummikub is a very good game for two,’ I say. ‘I mean, it would take ages to get rid of all your tiles.’
I can see Mum’s thoughts snagging on this. I’m sure she has the same image I do: Frank and Linus sitting grimly across from each other at the Rummikub table, hating it and deciding that all board games are rubbish and total pants.
‘You’re right,’ she says at last. ‘Maybe I’ll go and play with them. Make it more fun.’
She doesn’t ask me if I want to play too, for which I’m grateful.
‘Well, have a good time,’ I say, and take out the Oreo packet. I scoot through the kitchen, into the den, and it’s only as I’m zapping on the telly that I hear Mum’s voice resounding through the house from the playroom.
‘I DIDN’T MEAN ONLINE RUMMIKUB!’
Our house is like a weather system. It ebbs and flows, flares up and subsides. It has times of radiant blue bliss, days of grey dismalness and thunderstorms that flare up out of nowhere. Right now the storm’s coming my way. Thunder-lightning-thunder-lightning, Frank-Mum-Frank-Mum.
‘What difference does it make?’
‘It makes every difference! I told you not to go on those computers any more!’
‘Mum, it’s the same bloody game!’
‘It’s not! I want you off that screen! I want you playing a game with your friend! IN REAL LIFE!’
‘It’s no fun with two players. We might as well play, I don’t know, bloody Snap.’
‘I know!’ Mum is almost shrieking. ‘That’s why I was coming to play with you!’
‘Well, I didn’t bloody KNOW THAT, DID I?’
‘Stop swearing! If you swear at me, young man . . .’
Young man.
I hear Frank make his Angry Frank noise. It’s a kind of rhinoceros bellow slash scream of frustration.
‘Bloody is not swearing,’ he says, breathing hard as though to rein in his impatience.
‘It is!’
‘It’s in the Harry Potter films, OK? Harry Potter. How can it be swearing?’
‘What?’ Mum sounds wrong-footed.
‘Harry Potter. I rest my case.’
‘Don’t you walk away from me, young man!’
Young man. That makes three. Poor Dad. He will so get an earful when he arrives home—
‘Hi.’ Linus’s voice takes me by surprise, and I jump round in shock. Like, I literally jump. I have pretty sharpened reflexes. Over-sensitive. Like the rest of me.
He’s at the doorway. Atticus Finch shoots through my brain. A lanky, brown-haired teenager with wide cheekbones and floppy hair and one of those smiles like an orange segment. Not that his teeth are orange. But his mouth makes that segment shape when he smiles. Which he’s doing now. None of Frank’s other friends ever smile.
He comes into the den and instinctively my fists clench in fear. He must have wandered off while Mum and Frank were fighting. But no one comes in this room. This is my space. Didn’t Frank tell him?
Didn’t Frank say?
My chest is starting to rise in panic. Tears have already started to my eyes. My throat feels frozen. I need to escape. I need – I can’t—
No one comes in here. No one is allowed to come in here.
I can hear Dr Sarah’s voice in my head. Random snippets from our sessions.
Breathe in for four counts, out for seven.
Your body believes the threat is real, Audrey. But the threat isn’t real.
‘Hi,’ he tries again. ‘I’m Linus. You’re Audrey, right?’
The threat isn’t real. I try to press the words into my mind, but they’re drowned out by the panic. It’s engulfing. It’s like a nuclear cloud.