There’s another silence. Then she looks up with a sunny smile.
AUDREY
Anyway. I can’t stay. I have an important engagement with . . .
She reaches down and produces a large flat case made of chrome.
AUDREY
This! Mum bought it for me. It’s eye make-up. Look.
She opens the palette and starts displaying it proudly.
AUDREY
This is mascara, and this is . . . primer or whatever . . .
She makes a face as she surveys the tube.
AUDREY
I have no idea what to do with that. But Mum’s going to show me. I mean, it’s only lunch at Pizza Express, but Linus is coming so it’s kind of a date, right?
Another pause.
AUDREY
I think Mum’s really pleased I’ve got my eyes back. She said they were the first thing she looked at when I was born. My eyes. They’re me. They’re who I am.
Audrey plays around with the lid of the palette for a few seconds, then closes it and addresses the camera.
AUDREY
Anyway. This has been fun, making this film. I mean, not always fun, but mostly. You know. So. Thanks for watching, whoever you are.
A pause – then she gives the most dazzling, radiant smile.
AUDREY
So I guess that’s it. I’ll turn off now.
As she comes close to turn off the camera, Audrey’s blue eyes loom large, filling the screen. She blinks a couple of times, then winks at the camera.
AUDREY
See you.
About the Author
Sophie Kinsella raced into the UK bestseller lists in September 2000 with her first novel, The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic. The book’s heroine, Becky Bloomwood, captured the hearts of readers worldwide and became the star of the hit movie Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Sophie wrote her first novel under her real name, Madeleine Wickham, aged 24, while working as a journalist. It became a top ten bestseller and she went on to publish six more novels as Madeleine Wickham. She submitted her first ‘Sophie Kinsella’ novel anonymously to her existing publishers and it was snapped up without her editors knowing that she was already one of their authors. It wasn’t until later, when the appropriately titled Can You Keep a Secret? was published, that Sophie revealed her true identity to the public for the first time.
ALSO BY SOPHIE KINSELLA
Can You Keep A Secret?
Confessions of a Shopaholic
I’ve Got Your Number
Mini Shopaholic
Remember Me?
Shopaholic & Baby
Shopaholic & Sister
Shopaholic Abroad
Shopaholic Ties The Knot
The Secret Dreamworld Of A Shopaholic
The Undomestic Goddess
Twenties Girl
Wedding Night
FINDING AUDREY
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