Jules jerked around! He could make out a small figure in the darkness.… He spun toward the shelf, slipping and sliding in blood.… He grabbed the Beretta.
Bobbie used her left hand to rack one in the chamber as two round fireballs roared at her!
Bobbie dropped to her knee … Jules crouched behind the little yellow roadster … Bobbie crawled toward the back of the truck, toward the bloody heap that used to be Shelby Pate.
Jules leaped onto the hood of the Miata and a fireball flamed down at her! She aimed wildly and three huge fireballs roared over his head.
The massive blasts from the.45 terrified Jules! The rounds ripped into the waste drums behind him and high overhead, drums that were stacked twenty feet high.
Two streams of etching acid from those highest drums fell in a lazy arc, eighteen feet through the air, splashing onto the head and face of Jules Temple. He raised up screaming.… He ran straight at the crouching shape.… The scalding acid etched his flesh!
Bobbie Ann Doggett experienced what many a law officer before her had experienced during gunfights: tachypsychia. She had tunnel vision … could only see a black shadow.… It moved in super slow motion.… If she’d been thinking, and not reacting, she’d have thought she had all night to raise her.45 in a two-handed combat grip … to aim for the silhouette, because it was all going … so … slowly. Then Jules fired three more rounds!
In an instant, Bobbie dropped to the kneeling position-aimed directly at those fireballs-and unleashed two huge slugs from a distance of twelve feet.
It was like Jules Temple slammed right into a concrete wall. The.45 slugs blasted open his chest and Bobbie watched him shudder and crumble, still in slow motion, unaware that she’d experienced yet another phenomenon common to law officers in gunfights, by releasing about 290 cubic centimeters of urine from her bladder.
Jules lay sprawled across Shelby Pate with wide staring eyes, his face blistering from the waste acid that, by law, he should’ve disposed of. Except that Jules Temple had been trying to save the acid until he had a larger load … in order to skim a few bucks.
Bobbie Ann Doggett didn’t move a muscle until the smell of acid and cordite and blood was all but lost on the Santa Ana wind.
CHAPTER 27
“You’re not a failure at everything,” Nell said, sitting on his bed with the top sheet wrapped around her. “I’m happily exhausted!”
He was wearing the new polka-dot boxer shorts that he’d been hoping he’d get to show her. He’d already showered and wiped down the shower stall with his towel; then he’d wiped the sink and the mirror.
He began tidying up the bedroom until Nell said, “Fin, put away the Dustbuster. They already made the Joan Crawford story.”
Then he came over to the bed, sat down, and kissed her lightly on the nose, saying, “I adore that bent beak.”
“I might just keep you as a love slave,” she said, tracing his chin dimple with her fingernail. “I only hope you weren’t acting.”
“If I was I deserve an Oscar,” he said.
“Can I come back tomorrow?” Nell asked. “For an encore?”
“Okay,” he said. “Can I cook that pasta for you?”
“Yeah, but I have to leave by Monday morning if only to keep Bobbie from using a flamethrower on Jules Temple and everyone he knows.”
“I was thinking,” he said. “Forty-five ain’t such a cruddy age after all, is it?”
They looked at each other for a moment; then they nodded their heads, and Fin said, “Yeah, riiiiiiight.”
The phone rang, and Fin reached across Nell to pick it up. “Hello,” he said. Then, “Yes, this is Finnegan. Yes? Bobbie Ann Doggett?”
Nell jumped out of bed and started looking for her panties and bra as soon as Fin snatched a pencil and pad from the nightstand drawer and said, “Yes? What? No! WHAT?”
When he hung up, he could only gape at Nell for a moment. She was getting into her jeans when he said, “That was a sergeant at the Chula Vista Police Department! Bobbie’s blown away Jules Temple!”
Thirty minutes later, Fin’s Corvette squealed into the parking lot of Chula Vista P.D. He and Nell ran into the station, where they found a tall man in a green sweater and chinos standing in the lobby with a uniformed Chula Vista P.D. sergeant.
The tall man said, “You must be Detective Finnegan and Investigator Salter?”
Fin nodded and said, “Where is she?”
“Talking to detectives,” the tall man said. “This is Sergeant Harvey. He was the first one on the scene.”
“It was pretty gruesome,” the cop said.
The tall man said, “I’m Captain Fontaine, USMC. Assistant director of security at North Island. I got to hear most of the story when Bobbie told it to the detectives. All about how you two’ve been working with her. I wish she’d told me.”
“She was going to on Monday,” Nell said.
Fin stared for a moment and said, “I guess this means she was right all along about Jules Temple.”
Captain Fontaine said, “Yeah, looks like he was involved in a conspiracy to steal from our warehouses.”
“It’s just incredible!” Nell said. “A man like Jules Temple stealing shoes?”
“Maybe they stole a lotta things from us,” the marine said. “Who knows how long it’s been going on. We assume Temple and Pate had a falling out over sharing the loot, and Temple decided to kill him.”
“She shouldn’ta been there,” Fin said, shaking his head, utterly bewildered.
“No, but that’s the way she is,” the marine said. “When we took her on, I said to my boss, ‘This little sailor’s gonna be an amazing detective.’”
“But I don’t get it!” Fin said. “Why would Jules Temple steal shoes? Why would he commit murder? Kee-rist! This is more mysterious than the register at the Show ’n Tell Motel!”
The marine said, “Maybe he just wanted more. Don’t you read about big Mafia guys getting nailed for some petty little offense? People like that can’t do anything legit. But I don’t have to tell you about people like Jules Temple.”
“Face it, Fin,” Nell said. “With all our police experience it was so simple it took a kid to figure it out.”
That’s when the marine broke into a grin wider than the Halls of Montezuma. “That kid” he said, “is one gung-ho, stainless-steel, U.S. Navy issue, baaaaaaaad dog detective!”
Later, when they were alone in the police station lobby waiting to give their statements, Fin said, “Well, if Ross Perot doesn’t get elected next Tuesday, I’ll write and suggest he drop Admiral Stockdale as his running mate in ninety-six. Bobbie’ll probably be an admiral by then and ready for public office.”
“I’m gonna call the psychic advisory network,” Nell said. “The high priestess tarot pendant holds the key to all that is hidden and mysterious.”
“I’ll never figure it out,” Fin said. “I guess I got no talents whatsoever. So maybe I should go to law school?”
“Wanna go to the beach next Saturday?” Nell asked. “You’re pretty good at building sand castles. Then we could go to my place afterward so I can find out if tonight was a fluke or if you have real love-slave potential.”
“Okay,” Fin said, “it’s about the only way I can still get applause, I guess. And I been wondering, do you think it’s remotely possible that you might share the rent with me someday? I mean, if I promise not to do something zany like marrying you?”
“Share rent where? In south Mission Beach?”
“No, I got roaches you could lasso for prize money with a number on your back. I was thinking maybe we could share your place in Pacific Beach. That way we could save a few bucks for our old age, which is right around the corner. I don’t wanna be living alone when I can’t even spoon chicken soup down my own neck.”