“Sklub,” gulped Thursday5, trying to curtsy, bob and bow all at the same time. The senator nodded in her direction, then dismissed everyone before beckoning me to join him at the large picture window.
“Ms. Next,” he said in a quiet voice, “how are things down at Jurisfiction?”
“Underfunded as usual,” I replied, well used to Jobsworth’s manipulative ways.
“It needn’t be so,” he replied. “If I can count on your support for policy direction in the near future, I am sure we can rectify the situation.”
“You are too kind,” I replied, “but I will judge my decisions on what is best for the BookWorld as a whole, rather than the department I work in.”
His eyes flashed angrily. Despite his being the head of the council, policy decisions still had to be made by consensus-and it annoyed the hell out of him.
“With Outlander ReadRates almost in free fall,” continued Jobsworth with a snarl, “I’d have thought you’d be willing to compromise on those precious scruples of yours.”
“I don’t compromise,” I told him resolutely, repeating, “I base my decisions on what is best for the BookWorld.”
“Well,” said Jobsworth with an insincere smile, “let’s hope you don’t regret any of your decisions. Good day.”
And he swept off with his entourage at his heels. His threats didn’t frighten me; he’d been making them-and I’d been ignoring them-for almost as long as we’d known each other.
“I didn’t realize you were so close to Senator Jobsworth,” said Thursday5 as soon as she had rejoined me.
“I have a seat at the upper-level policy-directive meetings as the official LBOCS. Since I’m an Outlander, I have powers of abstract and long-term thought that most fictioneers can only dream about. The thing is, I don’t generally toe the line, and Jobsworth doesn’t like that.”
“Can I ask a question?” asked Thursday5 as we took the elevator back down into the heart of the Great Library.
“Of course.”
“I’m a little confused over how the whole imaginotransference technology works. I mean, how do books here get to be read out there?”
I sighed. Cadets were supposed to come to me for assessment when they already knew the basics. This one was as green as Brighton Rock. The elevator stopped on the third floor, and I pulled open the gates. We stepped out into one of the Great Library’s endless corridors, and I waved a hand in the direction of the bookshelves.
“Okay: imaginotransference. Did any of your tutors tell you even vaguely how the reader-writer thing actually works?”
“I think I might have been having a colonic that morning.”
I moved closer to the shelves and beckoned her to follow. As I came to within a yard of the books, I could feel their influence warm me like a hot radiator. But it wasn’t heat I was feeling; it was the warmth of a good story, well told. A potpourri of jumbled narrative, hovering just above of the books like morning mist on a lake. I could actually feel the emotions, hear the whispered snatches of conversation and see the images that momentarily broke free of the gravity that bound them to the story.
“Can you feel that?” I whispered.
“Feel what?”
I sighed. Fictional people were less attuned to story; it was rare indeed that anyone in the BookWorld actually read a book-unless the narrative called for it.
“Place your hands gently against the spines.”
She did as I asked, and after a moment’s puzzlement she smiled.
“I can hear voices,” she whispered back, trying not to break the moment, “and a waterfall. And joy, betrayal, laughter-and a young man who has lost his hat.”
“What you’re feeling is the raw imaginotransference energy, the method by which all books are dispersed into the reader’s imagination. The books we have in the Outland are no more similar to these than a photograph is to the subject-these books are alive, each one a small universe unto itself-and by throughputting some of that energy from here to their counterparts in the real world, we can transmit the story direct to the reader.”
Thursday took her hand from the books and experimented to see how far out she had to go before losing the energy. It was barely a few inches.
“Throughputting? Is that where Textual Sieves come into it?”
“No. I’ve got to go and look at something for Bradshaw, so we’ll check out core containment-it’s at the heart of the imaginotransference technology.”
We walked a few yards up the corridor, and after carefully consulting the note Bradshaw had given me, I selected a book from the bewildering array of the same title in all its various incarnations. I opened the volume and looked at the stats page, which blinked up a real-time Outland ReadRate, a total of the editions still in existence and much else besides.
“The 1929 book-club deluxe leatherbound edition with nine copies still in circulation from a total of twenty-five hundred,” I explained, “and with no readers actually making their way through it. An ideal choice for a bit of training.”
I rummaged in my bag and brought out what looked like a large-caliber flare pistol.
Thursday5 regarded me nervously.
“Are you expecting trouble?”
“I always expect trouble.”
“Isn’t that a TextMarker?” she asked, her confusion understandable, because this wasn’t officially a weapon at all. These were generally used to mark the text of a book from within so an agent could be extracted in an emergency. Once an essential piece of equiment, they were carried less and less as the mobilefootnoterphone had made such devices redundant.
“It was,” I replied, breaking open the stubby weapon and taking a single brass cartridge from a small leather pouch. “But I’ve modified it to take an eraserhead.”
I slipped the cartridge in, snapped the pistol shut and put it back in my bag. The eraserhead was just one of the many abstract technologies that JurisTech built for us. Designed to sever the bonds between letters in a word, it was a devastating weapon to anyone of textual origin-a single blast from one of these and the unlucky recipient would be nothing but a jumbled heap of letters and a bluish haze. Its use was strictly controlled-Jurisfiction agents only.
“Gosh,” said Thursday after I’d explained it to her. “I don’t carry any weapons at all.”
“I’d so love not to have to,” I told her, and with the taxi still nowhere in sight, I passed the volume across to her. “Here,” I said, “let’s see how good you are at taking a passenger into a book.”
She accepted the novel without demur, opened it and started to read. She had a good speaking voice, fruity and expressive, and she quickly began to fade from view. I grabbed hold of her cuff so as not to be left behind, and she instantly regained her solidity; it was the library that was now faded and indistinct. Within a few more words, we had traveled into our chosen book. The first thing I noticed as we arrived was that the chief protagonist’s feet were on fire. Worse still, he hadn’t noticed.
7. A Probe Inside Pinocchio
Although the idea of using footnotes as a communication medium was suggested by Dr. Faustus as far back as 1622, it wasn’t until 1856 that the first practical footnoterphone was demonstrated. The first transgenre trunk line between Human Drama and Crime was opened in 1915, and the network has been expanded and improved ever since. Although the system is far from complete, with many books still having only a single payfootnoterpayphone, on the outer reaches of the known BookWorld many books are without any coverage at all.
It was Pinocchio, of course, I’d know that nose anywhere. As we jumped into the toy workshop on page 26, the wooden puppet-Geppetto’s or Collodi’s creation, depending on which way you looked at it-was asleep with his feet on a brazier. The workbench was clean and tidy. Half-finished wooden toys filled every available space, and all the woodworking tools were hung up neatly upon the wall. There was a cot in one corner, a sideboard in another, and the floor was covered with curly wood shavings, but there was no sawdust or dirt. The fictional world was like that, a sort of narrative shorthand that precluded any of the shabby grottiness and texture that gives the real world its richness.