The first dress was a drab forest green, but there was nothing drab about the skintight fit or the hemline, which barely cleared her butt. Thankfully, she’d shaved her legs, but still… “This isn’t exactly my style.”
“No fly?” Coop said from the other side of the dressing room door.
Okay, Piper had to laugh at that.
The saleswoman, whose name was Louise, looked mystified. “It’s really fashion forward.”
Piper winced at her reflection. An eternity stretched between the bottom of the dress and her bare feet. “I think I need to go a few steps fashion backward.” Or take a fast trip to H &M, which was where she really belonged.
“Lemme see,” Coop said.
The saleswoman pushed the dressing room door open. Coop sat on one of the big square silver-and-black ottomans not far from the mirrors. Piper tried to tug down the hem. “I look like a pine tree.”
“With really good legs,” Heath Champion said from the front entrance. He wandered into the store and sprawled on the ottoman next to Coop’s. “I like it.”
“I don’t,” Coop said, his eyes on her thighs. “Too conservative.”
She gaped at him. “In what universe is this conservative?”
He shook his head sadly. “You have to remember you’re not a mortician any longer.”
Heath grinned.
She gestured toward the sports agent. “What’s he doing here, Coop? Not that it isn’t a pleasure to see you, Mr. Champion, but why here?”
“Coop told me to show up, and what could I do? I’ve made millions off the guy.”
“I needed another opinion,” Coop said. “He’s more used to buying women clothes than I am.”
Louise appeared with another armload of dresses and hustled Piper back into the dressing room. In the next half hour, Piper modeled a slinky red number missing a middle, a dark blue number missing a front, and a gold thingy that made her look like a Little League trophy. “I’m an investigator,” she hissed at both men, “not a pitcher for the Peewee Penguins.”
Heath grinned. “I like this woman.”
“No mystery why,” Coop retorted.
It was a mystery to Piper, but she had something more pressing on her mind. “This is clearly not working,” she declared as Louise went off to gather up more dresses Piper didn’t want to wear. “I’d freeze to death in every one of these. Not to mention that I can’t do my job if I’m worrying the whole time about my… my cooter hanging out!”
That cracked them both up, clearly signaling that it was time for Piper to take charge. “Louise, you and I need to talk…”
8
After much wrangling, Piper ended up with a mulberry knit that had long, tight sleeves and a hem that nearly made it to her knees. The dress was high in the front but had enough dip in the back to be nightclub appropriate. Coop also insisted on a minuscule cobalt-blue bodycon dress that was only saved from sluttery by a longer, sheer black overlay. One glance at the final tab and she got light-headed. “I could have bought fifteen dresses at H &M for what one of these cost.”
“Your big mistake was not making him buy a couple more,” Heath said as they stepped into the sunny early-October afternoon.
A middle-aged man coming out of Starbucks spotted Coop and called out to him. “Hey, Coop! You’re the best!”
Coop waved at the guy.
“Piper’s gonna need shoes,” Champion said.
“She’ll have to put it on my bill, because I can’t stand listening to any more of her complaining.” Coop acted as if she weren’t standing right next to him. “I never met a woman so averse to spending my money.”
She sighed. “Unlike you two rich boys, I have to get back to work.”
“Don’t forget where your real job is,” Coop warned. “And next time you’re late, I’m docking your pay.”
“Yes, sir.” She peeled off toward the parking garage.
As the two men watched her disappear, Heath shook his head. “She doesn’t have a clue, does she?”
“Nope.” Coop refused to say more.
They passed a men’s boutique featuring plaid pants he wouldn’t have been caught dead in. Splashes of fallen leaves brightened a black-and-white store awning. More leaves lay like rusty fifty-dollar bills on the sidewalks.
“She kind of sneaks up on you,” Heath said. “It’s those legs.”
It was the whole damn package. Piper’s curves were right where they belonged, with nothing exaggerated, everything strong and efficient. But mostly it was her eyes. And her irreverence. And that crazy kind of decency lying underneath all her attitude.
“She reminds me of Annabelle,” Heath said. “The first time I met her.”
Coop knew what he meant. Annabelle had the same kind of feistiness. But there was a big difference. “Annabelle’s sweet and Piper’s a viper.”
“Obviously you haven’t spent enough time around my wife.” Heath glanced toward a bra and panty set in the window of Agent Provocateur.
“Just as long as the two of them never meet,” Coop said.
“I think it’d be entertaining.”
Coop shuddered. He liked Annabelle, but he didn’t like the way she wanted to poke her nose into his relationships. “Make sure it never happens.”
“I’m promising nothin’, pal. And for the record… Why did you really want me here?”
It took a few beats too long for Coop to respond. “Exactly what I said. You have more experience with women’s clothes.”
Heath hadn’t gotten where he was by being stupid, and Coop expected to be called on his bullshit, but Heath merely smiled his python’s smile. “And she’s never been in People magazine,” he said. “This gets more and more interesting.” He slapped Coop on the shoulder and headed back to the bra and panties at Agent Provocateur.
“Dude!” Two teens who should have been in school dashed across the street to high-five him. Coop welcomed the interruption. Inviting Heath to show up had backfired. He’d been so sure his agent would be bored. Not that Heath would have shown it-he was too slick-but he’d have been texting the whole time, and that’s all it would have taken. Seeing Sherlock through his agent’s jaded eyes would have restored Coop to sanity. He would have remembered all the women more beautiful, more accomplished, more Coop-like who were part of his world. Instead, Heath’s cell had stayed in his pocket. But then Heath liked quirky women. Witness Annabelle. The two of them-the matchmaker and the sports agent-were a love story for the books.
Coop knew exactly what women on the hunt looked like, felt like, smelled like, and Sherlock had none of the characteristics. She refused to come on to him. All she wanted was a job, and once he lost that hold, he’d be no more important to her than those dresses he’d bought.
This would require careful strategy, something he was very good at.
Piper wore the cobalt dress that night-her fourth night on duty at the club-but instead of making her blend in with the trendy crowd, it attracted more attention than she wanted. A couple of guys asked to buy her drinks, and PhairoZ, the club’s guest DJ, singled her out during his break.
PhairoZ-real name Jason Schmidt-looked like a tatted-up European soccer star. Coop was a smart businessman. He understood that he was the lure drawing customers in for their first visit, but the club itself had to draw them back, so he hired the best DJs to keep things fresh, as well as a good-looking male staff. Where the women were, the male customers would follow.
“So you want to hang after I get off?” PhairoZ leaned one palm against the wall behind her.
“Thanks, but seriously…” She regarded him with earnest eyes and what she hoped was a semi-shy expression. “You’re way too hot for me.”
“That just means I can warm you up faster.”