By then most of the company were three-parts drunk or snoring, but they didn't sleep long, for in the small hours the gallows-builders arrived, and the racket they made as they hammered up the scaffold in the street outside woke everyone. Conyngham remembered then that he had a sheriffs order, so we all trooped across to Newgate to get a squint at the chap in the condemned cell, and I remember how that boozy, rowdy party fell silent once we were in Newgate Yard, with the dank black walls crowding in on either side, our steps sounding hollow in the stone passages, breathing short and whispering while the turnkey grinned horribly and rolled his eyes to give Conyngham his money's worth.
I reckon the young sparks didn't get it, though, for all they saw in the end was a man lying fast asleep on his stone bench, with his jailer resting on a mattress alongside; one or two of our party, having recovered their spunk by that time, wanted to wake him up, in the hope that he'd rave and pray, I suppose; Conyngham, who was wilder than most, broke a bottle on the bars and roared at the fellow to stir himself, but he just turned over on his side, and a little beadle-like chap in a black coat and tall hat came on the scene in a tearing rage to have us turned out.
"Vermin!" cries he, stamping and red in the face. "Have you no decency? Dear God, and these are meant to be the leaders of the nation! Damn you, damn you, damn you all to hell!" He was incoherent with fury, and vowed the turnkey would lose his place; he absolutely threw Conyngham out bodily, but our bold boy wasn't abashed; when he'd done giving back curse for curse he made a drunken dash for the scaffold, which was erected by now, black beams, barriers, and all, and managed to dance on the trap before the scandalized workmen threw him into the road.
His pals picked him up, laughing and cheering, and got him back to the Magpie; the crowd that was already gathering in the warm summer dawn grinned and guffawed as we went through, though there were some black looks and cries of "Shame!" The first eel-piemen were crying their wares in the street, and the vendors of tiny model gibbets and Courvoisier's confession and pieces of rope from the last hanging (cut off some chandler's stock that very morning, you may be sure) were having their breakfast in Lamb's and the Magpie common room, waiting for the real mob to arrive; the lower kind of priggers and whores were congregating, and some family parties were already established at the windows, making a picnic of it; carters were putting their vehicles against the walls and offering places of vantage at sixpence a time; the warehousemen and porters who had their business to do were damning the eyes of those who obstructed their work, and the constables were sauntering up and down in pairs, moving on the beggars and drunks, and keeping a cold eye on the more obvious thieves and flash-tails. A bluff-looking chap in clerical duds was watching with lively interest as Conyngham was helped into the Magpie and up the stairs; he nodded civilly to me.
"Quiet enough so far," says he, and I noticed that he carried his right arm at an odd angle, and his hand was crooked and waxy. "I wonder, sir, if I might accompany your party?" He gave me his name, but I'm shot if I recall it now.
I didn't mind, so he came abovestairs, into the wreck of our front room, with the remains of the night's eating and drinking being cleared away and breakfast set, and the sluts being chivvied out by the waiters, complaining shrilly; most of our party were looking pretty seedy, and didn't make much of the chops and kidneys at all.
"First time for most of them," says my new acquaintance. "Interesting, sir, most interesting." At my invitation he helped himself to cold beef, and we talked and ate in one of the windows while the crowd below began to increase, until the whole street was packed tight as far as you could see both sides of the scaffold; a great, seething mob, with the peelers guarding the barriers, and hardly room enough for the dippers and mobsmen to ply their trade - there must have been every class of mortal in London there; all the dross of the underworld rubbing shoulders with tradesmen and City folk; clerks and counter jumpers; family men with children perched on their shoulders; beggar brats scampering and tugging at sleeves; a lord's carriage against a wall, and the mob cheering as its stout occupant was heaved on to the roof by his coachmen; every window was jammed with onlookers at two quid a time; there were galleries on the roofs with seats to let, and even the gutters and lamp-brackets had people clinging to them. A ragged little urchin came swinging along the Magpie's wall like a monkey; he clung to our window-ledge with naked, grimy toes and fingers, his great eyes staring at our plates; my companion held out a chop to him, and it vanished in a twinkling into the ugly, chewing face.
Someone hailed from beneath our window, and I saw a burly, pug-nosed fellow looking up; my crooked-arm chap shouted down to him, but the noise and hooting and laughter of the crowd was too much for conversation, and presently my companion gave up, and says to me:
"Thought he might be here. Capital writer, just you watch; put us all in the shade presently. Did you follow Miss Tickletoby last summer?" From which I've since deduced that the cove beneath our window that day was Mr William Makepeace Thackeray. That was my closest acquaintance with him, though.
"It's a solemn thought," went on my companion, "that if executions were held in churches, we'd never lack for congregations - probably get much the same people as we do now, don't you think? Ah - there we are!"
As he spoke the bell boomed, and the mob below began to roar off the strokes in unison: "One, two, three … " until the eighth peal, when there was a tremendous hurrah, which echoed between the buildings, and then died away in a sudden fall, broken only by the shrill wail of an infant. My companion whispered:
"St Sepulchre's bell begins to toll, The Lord have mercy on his soul."
As the chatter of the crowd grew again, we looked across that craning sea of humanity to the scaffold, and there were the constables hurrying out of the Debtors' Door from the jail, with the prisoner bound between them, up the steps, and on to the platform. The prisoner seemed to be half-asleep ("drugged," says my companion; "they won't care for that"). They didn't, either, but began to stamp and yell and jeer, drowning out the clergyman's prayer, while the executioner made fast the noose, slipped a hood over the condemned man's head, and stood by to slip the bolt. There wasn't a sound now, until a drunk chap sings out, "Good health, Jimmy!" and there were cries and laughter, and everyone stared at the white-hooded figure under the beam, waiting.
"Don't watch him" whispers my friend. "Look at your companions."
I did, glancing along at the next window: every face staring, every mouth open, motionless, some grinning, some pale with fear, some in an almost vacant ecstasy. "Keep watching 'em," says he, and pat on his words came the rattle and slam of the drop, an almighty yell from the crowd, and every face at the next window was eagerly alight with pleasure - Speedicut grinning and crowing, Beresford sighing and moistening his lips, Spottswood's heavy face set in grim satisfaction, while his fancy woman clung giggling to his arm, and pretended to hide her face.
"Interesting, what?" says the man with the crooked arm.' He put on his hat, tapped it down, and nodded amiably. "Well, I'm obliged to you, sir," and off he went. Across the street the white-capped body was spinning slowly beneath the trap, a constable on the platform was holding the rope, and directly beneath me the outskirts of the crowd was dissolving into the taverns. Over in a corner of the room Conyngham was being sick.
I went downstairs and stood waiting for the crowd to thin, but most of 'em were still waiting in the hopes of catching a glimpse of the hanging corpse, which they couldn't see for the throng in front. I was wondering how far I'd have to walk for a hack, when a man loomed up in front of me, and after a moment I recognized the red face, button eyes, and flash weskit of Mr Daedalus Tighe.