Ferrari smiled.
"Any of you who are eco-trained, do not bother to explain how illogical this planetoid must be. I do not set up these problems, I merely administer them.
"At any rate, you see this control room we are standing in? Yes. Terribly ruined by the crash. You see this open hatchway, exiting onto the planetoid, which is quite colorfully provided.
"Personally, I must say that I do not believe that trees can ever be purple. But I wander. Mr. Mason, would you care to continue?"
"Thank you, sir.
"I'll cut it short. You losers have crashed. The only way you're gonna live is by getting your survival kits out. The kits are down this passageway. You got two problems—the passageway is blocked."
No kidding, Sten thought, staring down the corridor. He admired how carefully the problem had been set up. As they entered the huge chamber, it did look as if half of a ship was crashed into a jungle, crumpled and battered.
The inside of the ship was, with some exceptions—and Sten was noting those exceptions carefully—exactly like the flight deck and nearby passageways of a destroyer.
Sten wondered why, before the IPs had led the group into the chamber, Mason had taken Bishop aside and told him something—something very important from the way that Grunt had reacted.
Mason continued. "Second problem is that the power plant is in a self-destruct mode. You've got twenty minutes until this ship blows higher'n Haman.
"If you don't get to your supplies, you fail the problem. All of you.
"If you're still working on the problem when the twenty minutes run out, you fail the problem. All of you."
"Thank you, Mr. Mason."
"Yessir."
"The problem begins... now!"
There was a stammer of ideas.
Victoria had cut in—clot everything. What did they have to take out?
Grunt had said that was stupid—first they needed some kind of plan.
Lotor said that if they didn't know how deep the drakh was, how could any plan be possible?
The situation was simple. The corridor to the survival kits was blocked by assorted ship rubble that could be easily cleared. But x-ed across the corridor were two enormous steel beams, impossible to move without assistance.
Two candidates proved that, straining their backs trying to wedge the beams free.
Lotor was standing beside a much smaller beam in the corridor ahead of the blockage.
"This," he said, "might make a lever. If we had a fulcrum."
"Come on, Lotor," Grunt put in. "We don't have any clottin' fulcrum."
"Hell we don't," Victoria said. "Couple of you clowns grab that big chart chest up on the flight deck."
"Never work," Bishop said.
Sten eyed him. What the hell was the matter with Grunt? Normally he was the first to go for new ideas. While two men shoved the map chest down toward the block, Sten did his own recon around the "ship."
By the time he came back to the corridor, the map chest sat close to the blocking beams. The small beam went under one, and everybody leaned.
The first beam lifted, swiveled, and crashed sideways. The team gave a minor cheer and moved their lever forward.
"This is not going to work," Bishop said.
Another candidate stepped back. "You're probably right."
He spotted a red-painted panel in the metal corridor, clearly marked environment control inspection point. Do not enter without Class 11 Clearance. Do not enter unless ship is deactivated.
The candidate shoved the panel open. A ductway led along the corridor's path.
"Okay. This is it," the candidate announced.
"Didn't you read the panel?" Sten asked.
"So? This ship's about as deactivated as possible."
"You're right," Bishop agreed.
Again, Sten wondered.
The candidate forced himself into the ductway. The panel clicked closed behind him. After five seconds, they heard a howl of pain.
The demons who set up the Selection tests had provided for that. In that ductway should have been superheated steam. But this was a dummy, so all the candidate got was a mild blast of hot water—enough for first-degree burns—and then the ductway opened and dumped him out on the other side of the set, where Ferrari told him he was dead and disqualified from the test.
After the "death" of the candidate, the team redoubled efforts to lever the second beam free.
Sten did his basic physics, said "no way," and looked for another solution. He went through the ship and then outside, looking for anything that could become a tool.
He found it.
By the time he'd dragged the forty meters of control cable that must have exploded from the ship's skin into the jungle back into the corridor, the others were panting in defeat.
There was seven minutes remaining.
Sten did not bother explaining. He ran the 2-cm cable down to the beam, looped it, and wrapped a series of half hitches around it. Then he dragged the cable back up to a solid port frame that had pulled away from the ship's walls, and back toward the beam.
Bishop stopped him. "What the clot are you doing?"
"I'm sending kisses to the clotting Emperor," Sten grunted. "Gimme a hand."
"Come on, Sten! You're wasting time."
"One time. Listen up, Grunt. We're gonna block and tackle this cable and yank that beam out."
"Sten, I'm not sure that is going to work. Why don't we talk about it?"
"Because we got five minutes."
"Right! We don't want to do anything wrong, do we?"
And Sten got it.
"Nope."
His hand knifed out, palm up. Sten's hands could kill, maim, or coldcock any being known to the Imperial martial arts.
The knife hand sliced against Bishop's neck, just below his ear. Bishop dropped like a sack of sand.
"Shaddup," Sten commanded against the shout of surprise. "Get this clottin' cable back around and then we have to pull like hell. Bishop was a sabotage factor. I saw Mason give him orders. Come on, people. We got to get out of this place!"
The block-and-tackled pulley yanked the beam free, and the team had its supplies out of the storage room and were clear of the "ship" a good minute before time ran out.
Bishop, after recovering consciousness, told Sten he was right—Mason had told him to be a saboteur.
Ferrari grudged that they were one of the few teams to successfully complete the test in five years.
GRADE: OUTSTANDING.
CHAPTER NINE
STEN WAS HAVING PROBLEMS.
It wasn't that he was quite a mathematical idiot—no one in the Imperial Forces above spear-carrier second class was—but he did not have the instinctive understanding of numbers that he did, for example, of objects. Nor could he, in the navigational basic courses Phase One shoved at them, translate numbers into the reality of ships or planets.
And so he got coaching.
From Victoria, there was no problem, since everyone knew that she was the only guaranteed graduate. But Bishop?
Math geniuses are supposed to be short and skinny, talk in high voices, and have surgically corrected optics.
So much for stereotypes, Sten thought glumly as Bishop's thick fingers tabbed at computer keys, touched numbers on the screen, and, with the precision and patience of a pedant, tried to help Sten realize that pure numbers more exactly described a universe than even a picture or words, no matter how poetically or OEDly chosen.
Sten looked at the screen again and found no translation.
"Clottin' hell," Bishop grunted to Victoria. "Get the fire ax. Something's got to get through to him."