Tyler flung open the door for me. “Grandpa Bill! Grandpa Bill! Mom, Grandpa Bill’s here!” I set my paper bag down and scooped him up, and he hugged me hard. He felt warm and moist and smelled slightly nutty and pungent-that mix of clean sweat and fresh dirt little kids exude when they’ve been playing hard. Walker came tearing around the corner from the den and grabbed my legs, pinning me in place. He, too, felt and smelt like a busy boy. Both boys were wearing soccer uniforms, which explained the sweat and the dirt.
“Grandpa Bill, Grandpa Bill, I was playing Sonic and I got three more lives,” Walker said.
“Three more? Three is three-mendous,” I said. I had no idea what he meant, but if he was pleased, I was pleased.
He giggled. “Tree-mendous, silly.”
“Three is nothin’,” said Tyler. “I got seven.”
“Oh yeah? I got…I got seventy-seventy-seven,” said Walker.
“Did not. Besides, there ain’t no such number, poopy-breath.”
“Tyler Brockton,” came a warning voice from the kitchen. “Isn’t any such number. And no name-calling, or no computer.” Jeff’s wife Jenny appeared in the doorway holding a pizza box in one hand and a Diet Coke in the other. “Hey there,” she said. “We got in from a soccer match in Oak Ridge about two minutes ago. Will you eat some Big Ed’s with us?”
“Sure,” I said, “if there’s enough.”
“More than enough,” she said. “Jeff just called; he’s bogged down in some surgeon’s huge tax return-big surprise, huh? — so he probably won’t be home for a couple more hours. You can have his share. Walker, let go of Grandpa Bill’s legs so he can move. Tyler, you come help me set the table.”
I set Tyler down, and he staggered into the kitchen as if it required his last ounce of strength. Actually, considering the way boys tend to run hard until the moment they give out completely, that might have been the case.
Jenny moved around the kitchen with an easy, athletic grace. She had played soccer in both high school and college; she, not Jeff, was the parent who helped coach the kids’ teams. By training and trade, she was a graphic designer; she worked part-time, freelance, from an office over the garage. I’d seen some of her pieces-mostly corporate brochures, but some magazine ads and even a few album covers-and liked them. From a distance, they looked like thousands of other pieces of commercial art: children and dogs, perfect couples, rolling farmland in buttery light. But when you actually looked at them, something small and quirky always caught the eye and prompted a smile: a doggie treat in a kid’s mouth, a piece of corn wedged in a husband’s smile, a cow squirting out a fresh pie in one corner of the pasture. The deadpan humor was Jenny’s approach to life and marriage and motherhood, as best I could tell, and I knew it had been good for Jeff. Jenny loosened up the tidy, stuffy streak that allowed Jeff to spend two thousand hours a year happily adding and subtracting digits that represented other people’s money.
The pizza-extra cheese, extra pepperoni-had a thin but yeasty crust, dusted underneath with cornmeal. Big Ed’s Pizza had been an institution in the nearby town of Oak Ridge for as long as I’d been in Knoxville. It was housed in a cavernous, high-ceilinged building that dated back to the town’s Manhattan Project days, and it looked like the floors hadn’t been refinished, and possibly hadn’t been swept, since the atomic bomb was dropped on Japan. Big Ed himself had died a few years back, but his blocky caricature and his signature line-“I make my own dough”-remained on the job, as did the recipe for his memorable crust. The pizza was heavy, greasy, and extremely good. We ate fast and appreciatively.
“I haven’t seen your name in the paper lately,” Jenny said, taking a third slice. “Things pretty quiet in the seamy underbelly these days?”
“Things are never quiet in the seamy underbelly. Just quiet in the press, thank goodness.”
“What’s an underbelly?” asked Tyler.
“This is an underbelly,” I said, and reached down and tickled him.
“Where’s my underbelly?” Walker asked, so I tickled him, too.
I asked Jenny about her recent projects, which were safer dinnertime fodder than my work. The winter had been slow, but she had just landed a contract to design a collection of brochures and ads for UT, which was launching a billion-dollar fund-raising drive. “Be sure you use some good photos of my research subjects,” I said.
“I like it,” she mused. “Tell folks if they don’t pony up, this is the fate that awaits them. I think the money would roll right in.” Then she shared war stories from a photo shoot with the UT herd of dairy cattle. Apparently, getting that photo I’d seen of the rolling pastures and the pooping cow took multiple shoots. “Who’d have thought, with all those cows, it would take us a whole week and the magic of PhotoShop to get that pooping cow in the picture?”
“Poopy cow, poopy cow,” crowed Walker.
“You’re the poopy cow,” said Tyler.
“Huh-uh, you’re the poopy cow.”
“I hope,” I said, “we’re not having chocolate ice cream for dessert.”
“Ooooh,” said everyone.
Jenny finally hauled us back to civility. “Tyler, do you want to tell Grandpa Bill about the project you’re doing for school?”
“Sure,” he said. “It’s a PowerPoint about sea turtles.”
A PowerPoint? The kid was in second grade. I had tried making a PowerPoint presentation once, and I ended up needing a new hard drive in my computer. “Sea turtles? I like sea turtles. Can I see it?”
“’Course,” he said. “C’mon.” I followed him into the den, where Walker had already settled into a video game involving some whirling, twirling, spiky-furred creature. Sonic, I presumed, living his three more lives at warp speed.
Tyler clicked the mouse on the Apple computer sitting on a table in the den, and the big flat-panel display-which until recently had been Jenny’s graphic-design monitor-came alive. The screen’s background image consisted of a collage of photos of Tyler and Walker from babyhood on. In one close-up, Walker stared, transfixed, at a monarch butterfly perched on his index finger; in another, Tyler peered out from behind an enormous sphere of purple bubble gum, half the size of his head. Every photo showed a child alive with wonder, and I suddenly felt a stab of fear and sadness. All that joy and innocence reminded me of the two other children whose faces I’d seen on computer monitors just a few hours before: the young boy and girl being sexually abused by a paunchy, middle-aged man.
It took everything I had to focus on Tyler’s slideshow about sea turtles-their long lives, the remarkable homing instincts and nesting habits of the females, the way many of the species were being driven to extinction by hunting and beachfront development. Finally he finished, and I praised his work extravagantly and excused myself. I found Jenny in the kitchen, packing the next day’s school lunches. “Can I ask you something?”
She looked at me closely. “Sure; what’s wrong? You look upset.”
“I’ve gotten a little too close to the seamy underbelly lately,” I said. “My friend Art is working on Internet crimes against children-he’s chasing down pedophiles who troll for kids online.” She looked upset now, too. “We didn’t have to worry about this when Jeff was growing up, thank God. How do you deal with that kind of threat, and that kind of fear?”
“Eternal vigilance,” she said. “I love the Internet; I couldn’t do what I do, the way I do it and where I do it, without e-mail and Google and all those other things. But cybertechnology is the best of tools and the worst of tools. Besides allowing people to do things faster and better than ever, it allows people to do things faster and worse than ever. Including letting kids get in way over their heads way before they realize it.”