“Did I? I didn’t know that. I wasn’t watching, you see, I couldn’t without being seen. I threw the knife at exactly that moment the breeze split the curtain.”
“And then walked in a Z back to the water’s edge.”
“Yes. And by the time you found me in that bar I had been doing my drunk act for a good two hours or more. And I had convinced the bartender that I was drunk when I arrived.”
“And no one thought you capable of such a thing.”
“Not even you.”
“And how did you get on and off location so easily?”
“After all,” said Frederick Mooney, “I am Frederick Mooney.”
“Yeah. I’ve heard.”
“Making me stop and identify myself, sign in, sign out—really. Not all the rules have to apply to me, you know.”
Fletch shook his head and chuckled. “There is a big black dog named Emperor who goes in and out of Durty Harry’s. I went back the next night. I had thought it was something you had seen instead of a pink elephant.”
“Fletch… it is all right if I call you Fletch, isn’t it?”
“I don’t know. I was getting sort of used to Peterkin.”
“Would you mind having a drink with me?”
“Are you serious?”
“In that flight bag there’s another bottle. The real stuff. There are two glasses in the bathroom.”
“Sure.”
When he was done pouring the drinks Fletch left that bottle on the bureau, too. He handed one glass to Mooney.
“Here’s to you, Mister Mooney. It’s real interesting knowing you.”
“Here’s to you, Mister Fletcher. You tried your best, I think.”
After the cognac cleared in Fletch’s throat, he asked, “Did you mean to get away with it?”
“No.” Mooney seemed quite certain on that point. “Of course I expected to be found out.”
“Then why did you commit such a clever crime?”
“I like doing things well. Furthermore, puzzling everyone has given me a little more time with Marilyn. Not much.”
“What did you expect to do once you were found out?”
“Fade into the background, Fletch, fade into the background. Disguise myself as a pink-kneed, short-pants tourist, or an aged beach bum, or a bewhiskered priest, and slither into the common human pool. I rather fancied retirement for myself in some out of the way place within walking distance of a good, warm, friendly pub, where people care not for theater or films.”
“You can’t do that now. They’ve arrested Moxie.”
“I couldn’t do that anyway, now, you bastard.” Mooney grinned ruefully. “You ruined that. You put me on an airplane and landed me on a spit of sand at the end of the world. There’s no way off Key West for Frederick Mooney. Frederick Mooney couldn’t charter a boat or a plane out of Key West disguised as a bedbug. Such people look too closely at you. The first night I was here I went out to investigate. And found there was no way off this damn place for me. I walked so much, I got so tired, I went into a bar and did my drunk act. Had the cops drive me home. One road out of here, and Edith Howell has told me about all those bridges between here and the mainland.” Affection was in Mooney’s look and his chuckle. “You bastard.”
“Sorry. Do you know Peterman killed McKensie’s wife? Ran her down with a car.”
“Doesn’t surprise me. He was wrecking a lot of people, and would wreck many more. What was this all about? A drug scam?”
“Yeah.”
“Well,” said Mooney, “when the corner candy and newspaper store isn’t selling candy and newspapers, you know it must be in some other business.”
Fletch put his empty glass on the bureau. “Guess you and I have to fly back to Fort Myers together.”
Mooney said, “We don’t want to keep Marilyn under duress too long.”
“By the way,” Fletch asked. “Why didn’t you come clean downstairs—before they took her away?”
“Would you believe I was stunned? I had heard so many murder theories floating around, I thought we had plenty more time to be together. I didn’t know that Moxie had crossed behind Peterman. Truly stunned. I couldn’t think how to handle it downstairs. Here I had successfully passed myself off as a sick old man. What was I supposed to say—I’m sober and I did it? Moxie would have said, Oh, hell!”
“O.L.”
“It will take them a moment to believe this one.The curtains will have to close and the lights will have to come up. Young man, I know my audience.”
Fletch said, “I’ll go phone around to charter a plane.”
Mooney’s empty glass was on the arm rest of his chair. His fingers were folded in his lap.
At the door, Fletch said, “One more question, Mister Mooney. When you and I first met, in that bar on the beach, you told me that Moxie—Marilyn—might have murdered someone, a teacher, a drama coach, when she was fourteen.”
Mooney nodded.
“Why did you tell me that—if you knew she hadn’t killed Peterman?”
“To keep suspicion—particularly your suspicion—away from me. I knew Marilyn had sent for you. I knew who you are—an old friend and lover of Marilyn’s. I knew it would be most difficult for you to believe Marilyn guilty of murder. I made it easier for you. I planted a doubt in your mind.”
“You blinded me,” Fletch said. “I haven’t thought straight since.” Fletch’s hand was on the door knob. “What was true about the story—anything?”
“Did you ask Marilyn about it?”
“Yes.”
“And did she assure you she did not kill Mister Hodes?”
“No. She didn’t.”
“Ah, that Marilyn.” Smiling, Mooney shook his head. “She sure knows how to keep an audience.”
38
It took Fletch longer than he expected to charter a plane to Fort Myers. He finally found a charter service in Miami willing to fly down to Key West to pick them up. It would be a while before the plane arrived.
Going back into the front hall, Fletch saw through the open front door that Geoffrey McKensie was in the street putting his luggage into the small yellow car.
A dozen or so people were watching the house from across the street.
Fletch went out to the sidewalk. He stood quietly a moment. Then he said to McKensie: “I’m sorry everything has worked out so rotten for you.”
A garbage truck went by. Painted on its side was WE CATER WEDDINGS.
His head in the trunk, McKensie said, “Every time us Aussies leave Australia we get used as cannon fodder.”
“History doesn’t say so.”
McKensie slammed the trunk. “You won’t see this lad on these shores again.”
“Sorry you feel that way. You ran up against one cheap crook, a murderer—”
“That’s not all, brother.” McKensie got into the car, closed the door, rolled down the window, started the engine. “I’ve had my experience with the American film industry. My first and my last.”
He drove off.
In the front hall, Edith Howell said, “I’m so sorry, Fletcher. Geoff told us all about the police dragging Moxie away. Not that I blame her for doing in that Steve Peterman. Awful man! I always said so, didn’t I, John?” John Meade had carried luggage down the stairs. Stella and Gerry Littleford were coming down the stairs with luggage, as was Sy Koller. Everyone was carrying luggage except Edith Howell. “We were just hoping she’d have a little more time before she was incarcerated. She’s been working so hard.”
In the street a rubber-neck wagon was going by….arrested this afternoon the actress, Moxie Mooney, for first-degree murder. Another tale of Key West…
Fletch decided not to trouble anyone with the facts. Let these people go. Getting Frederick Mooney out of the house and to the airport would be much easier without his being encircled by the shock and clucking of these people.