Derek signals the light board operator, Benno.
“Are you sure?” Benno says, stroking his mutton chops. Benno looks like a character from a Dickens novel, the main difference being that Dickens was obsessed with social injustice and Benno is obsessed with large boobs.
“I’m never less than sure,” Derek says.
He should know you don’t turn on the lights during load-in, especially not with actors in the theater. There’s cable all over the place, the board hasn’t been checked, and who knows what’s been plugged in? But Derek doesn’t care about any of that. He cares about looking good.
“Stand by for lights!” Ignacio shouts.
I take my hands away from the cable I’m plugging in.
“Lights, go,” Ignacio says.
Benno types something into the lighting computer.
There’s a loud click, and the theater fills with light, everything to 100 percent at the same time. Nothing is gelled, nothing is focused. There’s burning white light everywhere.
For a second the theater feels like it’s vibrating, light saturating every inch of the space—
Then there’s a loud snap, and it all goes black.
Copyright
First published by Egmont USA, 2009
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New York, NY 10016
Copyright © Allen Zadoff, 2009
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Zadoff, Allen.
Food, girls, and other things I can’t have / Allen Zadoff.
p. cm.
Summary: Fifteen-year-old Andrew Zansky, the second fattest student at his high school, joins the varsity football team to get the attention of a new girl on whom he has a crush.
eISBN: 978-1-60684-194-5
[1. Overweight persons—Fiction. 2. Popularity—Fiction. 3. Self-perception—Fiction. 4. High schools—Fiction. 5. Schools—Fiction. 6. Football—Fiction.] I. Title.
PZ7.Z21Fo 2009
[Fic]—dc22
2009016242
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