Walid ibn Hassan kissed his beauty on her grip and very tenderly put her into a velvet case. She was ready.
The gardener would be buried among the roses where his body could, in death, nourish the roots as he had in life.
Hassan had cured his weapon in blood.
He was ready. That afternoon he was on an airplane bound first to Mexico City and then to the nation of Hamidia. To get his beauty through all the airport checks, he had her disassembled into several sections; but finally, after the flight from Mexico by a small airplane to the People's Democratic Republic of Hamidia, he was at the gates of the People's Liberation Palace with his beauty, as he had been instructed to be.
Nine other men waited with their rifles.
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"Hello, Mahatma," he said to the Indian. "Blessings upon you, Wu," he said to the Burmese.
"Walid, my brother," said the Ghanaian, dark as pitch with a killing eye that Walid knew was as accurate as a beam stretched to the dark side of the universe.
"What is it this time, Walid?" Wu asked.
"I do not know. Mahatma always knows."
Mahatma shrugged and readjusted his turban. "I do not know. But we always do well with Lord Wissex."
On this, everyone agreed.
They waited for half an hour in the hot Hamidian sun with the odors of Liberation City wafting to them from unfinished sewers. They did not mind this, mainly because their own countries were run remarkably like Hamidia. It was a requirement of the Third World that one's grandiose ambitions for a new world order were in inverse proportion to how well your government treated human waste. Thus sewers were delayed while delegates built the new infrastructures of world governments. This was best done, however, away from Third World countries because their streets stank. It was no accident that the Third World countries never moved the United Nations away from New York City.
Finally Lord Wissex emerged from the People's Palace.
"Are we all here?" he called out.
There were ten yeses amid wishes for his long health, the fecundity of his wife concerning male children, and various assorted gods wishing him all manner of eternal life and wealth.
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"Thank you all," said Lord Wissex. "The House of Wissex has always relied on its loyal allies and friends in its hour of need. We are assured by your faithful service of your good wishes and we see fine fortune ahead for all in these endeavors upon which we now embark."
There was general applause.
"We have been called upon to defend the natural rights of the independent nation of Hamidia-which we will do," said Wissex. "And do forthrightly."
"Hear, hear," came voices from the ten gunmen.
"Tally ho," said Lord Wissex. "Follow me." All ten snipers marched into the courtyard and then into the palace, where Generalissimo Moombasa sat brooding with his general staff.
"Rifles," he said to Wissex in disgust. "I got thousands of rifles."
Walid ibn Hassan heard his precious loved one called a "rifle." He said nothing; nor did the others. He had been in situations like this before and Lord Wissex had explained:
"In situations like this, talk not with your tongue but with your weapon. And I will decide when that talks."
But Hassan did not need Lord Wissex to explain this. His father had told him this. And his grandfather had told his father and his grandfather had been told by his great-grandfather.
For the family of Hassan had worked for the House of Wissex for many generations. In days gone by, way in the past, Hassan knew, a man would pledge himself to a king's service and when the king prospered, the man would prosper. But
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when the king fell, so did the man. He would lose everything.
Then one day, an Englishman had arrived in Tunisia looking for the best rifle shot and when it was shown to be a Hassan, he explained to the man a new way of doing things. One did not serve a single king, but one provided a service to any king. One worked for gold. Gold never failed. Gold was never assassinated or defeated in battle or ever betrayed its owner one dark night with poison in a friendly-looking cup. All eyes smiled on gold and never was the revolution that had overturned it.
Gods disappeared before man's love of gold. Give Lord Wissex your rifle and Lord Wissex would give you gold. After, of course, proper commissions were taken by the House of Wissex. Lord Wissex had not come to the shores of Tunisia as a charity.
Through the years, the House of Wissex had been proved right, so Hassan waited, letting the insults pour from the semiliterate South American dictator. As did Mahatma and Wu and the Ghanaian and all the other snipers. They had heard insults before, but they always got paid.
"I use my own rifles. Why I gotta pay you, Wissex? Millions?"
"Because these are not just rifles," said Lord Wissex coolly. "These are prime-quality snipers."
"Already I got snipers. You hang in a tree and you shoot someone in the head."
"Would you like a demonstration?" asked Wissex.
"Sure. You. Carlito. General Carlito. Shoot that nigger in the face." He pointed to the Ghanaian.
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General Carlito wore dark sunglasses and many shiny medals. Walid ibn Hassan could hear the medals shaking.
General Carlito spoke. "You there. Captain. Shoot the nigger."
And the captain spoke.
"You there. Sergeant. Shoot the nigger."
And the sergeant, looking at the Ghanaian's fine rifle, and remembering tales of what happened when Wissex's knife fighter had come to the palace, jumped out the first floor window and ran.
"Must I do everything myself?" said Generalissimo Moombasa. He put his right hand on his pistol and with his left hand pointed to Hassan, who was holding his beloved one in his fingers in front of him.
"You there," said Moombasa and Hassan stepped forward.
Moombasa stared at him with Latin dark eyes. A deadly smile crossed his face. His weight balanced evenly on both feet. His hand rested on the pistol as light as a bird, but as deadly as a hawk.
"You there," said Moombasa again and beckoned slowly with a left finger. Moombasa's officers stepped aside lest a bullet stray, a bullet heading for their beloved generalissimo.
"You there," said Moombasa, his voice now even arrogant. "Shoot that damned sergeant who jumped out the window."
The Hamidian general staff applauded.
"We got to keep discipline," said Moombasa. The general staff agreed. Without discipline, man was nothing. Discipline, said one colonel, separated man from beast.
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"You got a point there," said the generalissimo.
Hassan walked casually to the window, raised his gun in a smooth motion, and fired as soon as it reached his cheek.
The Hamidian general staff thought he had made a mistake, that the gun had gone off accidentally. They had not even seen the Tunisian aim.
"You want another shot?" said Moombasa.
"Excuse me, Generalissimo," said Lord Wissex. "He hardly needs that, what?"
"What?" said Moombasa.
"Doesn't need that, what?"
"What? What what?" asked Moombasa.
"Please come to the window," said Lord Wissex.
The entire general staff moved to the window and there, lying at the wall of the palace courtyard, was the sergeant with a single shot in the back of his head.
"What you call that thing?" said Moombasa, pointing to the weapon in Hassan's hands.
"Beloved," said Hassan.
"Yeah. Where they sell them beloveds? Looks like a Mauser to me."
"Excuse me," said Lord Wissex. "The hiring of the tool includes the man."
"Can I shoot that thing?" Moombasa said.
"I am afraid that is one thing I cannot sell you," Wissex said.
"All right then. The rifleman," Moombasa yelled. "But 1 want that mountain of gold. I was assured that the knife fighters wouldn't fail."