“Modest,” he sniffed.
He nodded to the crowds grouped in quadrants about the decayed base of the mountain. Applause and catcalls rippled through the ranks of Greys, who stretched away in columns and files as formal as a geometric proof.
“And this?” Dors was alarmed.
“Also standard.”
Birds were common pets in Trantor, so it was inevitable that the obsessive Greys would come to excel in their management. In all Sectors one saw single darting bundles of color. Here flocks swarmed perpetually in the high-arched hexagonal spaces, wheeling and calling like living, rotating disks. Patented Smartfowl swarms made hover-visions of kaleidoscopic wonder. Such shows, in vast vertical auditoria, attracted hundreds of thousands.
“Here come the felines,” Dors said with distaste.
In some Sectors cats prowled in packs, their genes trimmed to make them courtly in manners and elegant in appearance. Here a lady escort sallied forth with the Closet of Greeting, attended by a thousand slickcoated blue cats of golden eyes. They flowed like a pool of water around her in elegant, measured procession. She wore a violent crimson and orange outfit, like a flame at the center of the cool cat-pond. Then she stripped with one elegant, sweeping gesture. She stood utterly nude, nonchalant behind her cat barrier.
He had been briefed, but still he gaped.
“Unsurprising,” Dors said wryly. “The cats are naked, too, in their way.”
Somehow the packs of dogs never attained that elegance while parading. In some Sectors they would do spontaneous acrobatics at the lift of a master’s eyebrow, fetch drinks, or croon wobbly songs in concert. Hari was glad the Grey Men had no canine-processions; he still winced at the thought of the wirehounds, racing forward on the attack against Ipan
He shook his head, banishing the memory.
“I’ve picked up three more of Lamurk’s.”
“I had no idea they were such fans of mine.”
“Were he sure of winning in the High Council, I would feel safer.”
“Because then he wouldn’t need to have me killed?”
“Exactly.” She spoke between the teeth of her public smile. “His agents here imply that he is not certain of the vote.”
“Or maybe someone else wishes me dead?”
“Always a possibility, especially the Academic Potentate.”
Hari kept his tone light, but his heart thumped quicker. Was he getting to enjoy the buzz of excitement from danger itself?
The nude woman advanced through her parting pool of cats and made the ritual gesture of welcome to Hari. He stepped forward, bowed, took a deep breath-and slid a thumb down the front of his shirt. Off it came, then the pants. He stood nude before several hundred thousand people, trying to look casual.
The cat woman led him through the pool, to a chorus of meowing. Behind them followed the Closet of Greeting. They approached the phalanx of Greys, who now also shucked their robes.
They escorted him up the ramps of the eroded mountain. Below he saw the legions of Greys also shed their clothes. Square klicks of bare flesh…
This ceremony was at least ten millennia old. It symbolized the training regimen which began with the entrance of young Grey Men and Women. Casting aside the clothes of their home worlds symbolized their devotion to the larger purposes of the Empire. Five years they trained on Trantor, five billion strong.
Now a fresh entering class was shedding its garments at the outer rim of the great basin. At the inner edge, Grey Men completing their five years were given their old clothes back. They donned them ritually, ready to go out in perpetual duty to the Imperium.
Their dress followed the fashion of the ancient Emperor Sven the Severe. Beneath extreme outer simplicity, the inner linings were elaborately decorated, all the tailor’s art and owner’s wealth expended in concealment. Some Grey Men had invested their families’ savings in a single filigree.
Dors marched beside him. “How much longer do you have to”
“Quiet! I’m showing my obedience to the Imperium.”
“You’re showing goose bumps.”
Next he had to gaze with proper respect at Scrabo Tower, where an emperor had thrown herself to a crowd below; at Greyabbey, a ruined monastery; at Greengraves, an ancient burying field, now a park; at the Giant’s Ring, said to be the spot where an early Imperial megaship had crashed, forming a crater a klick wide.
At last Hari passed under high, double-twisted arches and into the ceremonial rooms. The procession halted and the Closet of Greeting disgorged his clothes. Just in time-he was turning a decided blue.
Dors took the clothes while he shook hands with the principals. Then he hurried into the privacy of a low building and hastily put his simple garments back on, teeth chattering. They were neatly folded and encased in a ceremonial sleeve.
“What foolishness,” Dors said when he returned. “All so I can get a major medium,” he said.
Then the principals ushered him out before the grand crowd. Above and below, 3D snouts on miniflyers bobbed and weaved for a good shot.
The huge dome above seemed as big as a real sky. Of course, this limited his audience, since a majority of Trantorians could never endure such spaces. The Greys, though, could take it. Thus their ceremony had come to be the largest event on the entire planet.
Here was his chance. He had reeled away from the true, open sky on Sark, nauseated-and yet had zoomed through the infinite perspectives of the Galaxy. He had been afraid that this huge volume would again excite the odd phobias in him.
But no. Somehow the dome made the dwindling perspectives all right. Fears banished, Hari sucked in a deep breath and began.
The roar of applause penetrated even into the ceremonial rooms. Hari entered between flanking columns of Greys with the clamor storming at his back.
“Startling, sir!” a principal said eagerly to Hari. “To make detailed predictions about the Sark situation.”
“I feel people should ponder the possibilities.”
“Then the rumors are true? You do have a theory of events?”
“Not at all,” Hari said hastily. “I-”
“Come quickly,” Dors said at his elbow.
“But I’d like-”
“Come!”
Back out on the ramparts, he waved to the plain of people. A blare of applause answered. But Dors was leading him to the left, toward a crowd of official onlookers. They stood in exact rows and waved to him eagerly.
“The woman in red.” She pointed.
“Her? She’s in the official party. You said earlier she was a Lamurk-”
The tall woman burst into flame.
Vivid orange plumes enveloped her. She shrieked horribly. Her arms beat uselessly at the oily flames.
The crowd panicked and bolted. Imperials surrounded her. The screams became screeching pleas.
Someone turned a fire extinguisher on the woman.
White foam enveloped her. A sudden silence.
“Back inside,” Dors said.
“How did you…?”
“She just indicted herself.”
“Ignited, you mean.”
“That, too. I passed through that crowd at the end of your speech and left your clothes in a bundle behind her.”
“What? But I’ve got them on.”
“No, those I brought.” She grinned. “For once your predictable dress habits paid off.”
Hari and Dors walked down the flanking columns of Principals, Hari remembered to nod and smile as he whispered, “You stole my clothes?”
“After the Lamurk agents had planted microagents in them, yes. I had tucked an identical set from your closet into my handbag. As soon as I calculated the switch was done, I tested your original clothes and found the microagent phosphors, set to go off in forty-five minutes.”
“How did you know?”
“The best way to get close to you would come at this odd Grey Man event, with the clothes gambit. It was only logical.”
Hari blinked. “And you say I am calculating.”