Which would only make Sir Percy’s writhe with secret anger all the more…
So, no, Talleyrand wouldn’t be told. Not out of any professional pride or anything like that, oh no. But because if he did then Talleyrand would be as wise as Sir Percy was—and that would never do!
The Spymaster rang for his secretary to help him compose wanted posters.
Chapter 13: OH, I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE
‘What’s that?’
Frankenstein and Foxglove followed Ada’s pointing finger back to England.
‘A Martello Tower, milady,’ said her servant, once Julius had shrugged. ‘One of a long line of defences against the French.’
‘And that?’
They looked along the shore.
‘Another one, milady.’
‘And that?’
Frankenstein intervened to stop the madness. There was something about the minds of mathematicians that was not as other men.
‘A yet further ‘Martello tower,’ madam,’ he snapped. ‘If you would but address the wider picture you will observe the coast studded with them at regular intervals.’
Lady Lovelace lifted her head and looked left and right.
‘So there is,’ she conceded. ‘I never realised.’
It was probably true. In life Ada’s days had been spent in stately homes and salons, or in circumscribed localities, perhaps including far-flung Brighton and Bath during the ‘season.’ And then of course there were her ‘studies,’ confining existence to cramped little citadels of computation. Between her wealth and obsessions she had been completely insulated from the longest, grimmest war in the history of humanity.
Ever faithful, Foxglove was there to supply any lack.
‘I understand that the prototype is in Corsica, milady. Cape Mertelo by name. In 1794 it was observed to survive hours of pummelling from English ships and so the model was imported home. Over a hundred were thrown up along the south coast when invasion was thought imminent. Mercifully however, Lord Nelson’s crowning victory at Trafalgar saved them from being put to the test.’
Teetering on the verge of helpless giggles, Lady Lovelace tapped Foxglove on the chest.
‘Nelson’s ‘Victory’—oh very witty, Foxglove. Such drollery: I don’t pay you enough.’
‘Oh no, madam,’ Foxglove blurted hurriedly. ‘I’m quite content…’
For once, Frankenstein agreed with her. Unused to erudition amongst the lower orders, let alone laughter from Lazarans, he studied the pair anew. Ada picked up on that bewilderment.
‘He can read as well as box,’ she informed him. All amusement had suddenly fled like it was switched off. ‘One insisted. I simply won’t suffer ignorance around me…’
Julius speculated what it must be like to be a servant of Ada Lovelace—and the terrifying idea occurred she might now consider him in that category.
If so, she wasn’t the only one. The Mariner interrupted their conversation with typical Sussex lack of respect for superiors.
‘Oi, you,’ he barked at Julius. ‘Can you sail?.’
Suddenly it struck home they were on a frail craft upon a hostile medium, dependant on another’s skills. Frankenstein looked at the complex of cable and canvas above and the dark sea below—and quailed.
‘No,’ he replied. And then felt amplification was required. ‘I am from a land-locked nation. The need never arose.’
Mariner scoffed, as if disbelieving the existence of such men or places. ‘How about you?’ he asked Foxglove.
The servant shook his head.
As did the Mariner. ‘Save us…,’ he said, disgusted.
‘I can… a little,’ said Ada. ‘Mama kept a skiff upon our lake…’
It was as though the rolling ocean had swallowed her words whole. Mariner chose not to hear. If she only could, Ada would have gone pale with fury.
‘Well, girls,’ said Mariner, ‘if we sight the Law you’ll still have to pitch in all the same. Even landlubbers can help pile on sail or dump surplus weight. Listen for my word and then look bloody lively.’
He turned back to the rudder and spat into the sea. As far as Mariner was concerned his companions had ceased to be.
Such disrespect! Both Julius and Foxglove separately swore a settling of accounts—once they were back on dry land. Sadly though, whilst on his element, Mariner must remain usurper-king.
The degradation demanded refined conversation to wipe way the stain. Anything would do.
‘Concerning your Father, dear lady,’ prompted Julius, ‘I have heard intriguing hints from others but little from you…’
Ada continued looking back to land.
‘I have little to tell, herr doctor. To me he was but a portrait hidden under a green velvet curtain in the hall. Naturally, I peeked. A rakish devil—in Albanian national dress for some reason. Perhaps to show off his devilishly fine legs. Who knows? His was not a name to be mentioned to Mama. Yet she loved him stilclass="underline" on each wedding anniversary I know she drew the velvet covers aside and wept.’
Quite why Mama wept was a subject best not pursued. Ada changed tack.
‘The rest is public property, doctor: there is his poetry, and of course the legend: ‘mad, bad and dangerous to know’! That’s it! That’s all.’ Then she stared at him, hard. ‘And what of your father, you have not said much of him…’
In fact he’d said nothing at all, but small talk is not obligated by accuracy. Julius reluctantly dredged in the pool of memory: he disliked disturbing its deceptively still waters.
‘A fine father and plain military man,’ he said eventually. ‘Honourable to a fault, a credit to his nation and profession. He served with decorated distinction in many European armies, and in the Lebanon alongside the Maronites and Druze. Then he died in battle when the French stormed the Vatican. An eye-witness told me he… he threw his life away.’
‘Hmmm…,’ commented Ada, tentatively.
‘Yet it was not a French bullet that broke him but shame. Family shame…’
‘Oh…,’ said Lady Lovelace. Foxglove looked away.
Julius had forgotten that in present company displayed emotion was like public nudity. In fact, lost in recollection he’d forgotten everything external. Moisture clouded his eyes.
‘And your still more famous uncle?’ interjected Ada hurriedly. ‘What of him?’
Frankenstein returned from a private purgatory.
‘What of him indeed? A man bearing my name who bought a curse on his family and all the world. Whilst I was still a child his creation cut a swathe through my kin…’
Ada displayed her deep research, if not her sensitivity.
‘Yes, so one understands,’ she said. ‘The mere matter of Victor Frankenstein’s wife, brother and best friend. Plus, indirectly, the death of his own father and cousin—and ultimately…’
‘Ultimately,’ interrupted Julius: such that even the dead should have got the hint, ‘ultimately dear Uncle Victor did the decent thing and died. No, I never knew the man—and wish my family never did.’
Ada wouldn’t let go.
‘He reposes in the north I believe…’
Julius shrugged, implying he’d heard so but was indifferent.
‘An Englishman,’ he said, ‘Walton by name, kindly conveyed his carcass back from the Arctic and gave him undeserved decent burial. I know not where—nor care.’
‘Whereas his creation…’ The probe was as gentle as Ada got.
‘Walton says it intended a fiery death at the North Pole—and would mount its funeral pyre with joy.’