"At first Tre thought he was just a weird redneck limpware salesman," said Terri.
"His name is Randy Karl Tucker," added Tre. "He's from Kentucky. He was real interested in Monique last night, and this morning he got her to rickshaw him out of here. I almost caught up with them near the wharf, but Tucker put some kind of DIM patches on my tires that made them jump off my wheels and try to choke me and turn into seagulls and fly away. Does… does that any make sense to you guys?"
"It could be done," said Xanana. "Have you heard of superleeches? No? You poor fleshers can be so out of it. There's a new kind of leech-DIM called superleeches; they just started showing up in August. Nobody's told you? A
superleech lets a human take control of a moldie or, for that matter, take control of a simple DIM device like an imipolex tire. It's made of some new kind of imipolex. None of us knows where the superleeches are coming from. They're very bad. Very very bad. Very very very bad. Very very very very bad—" Xanana repeated this loop phrase maybe twenty or a hundred times, saying it faster and with more verys each time, so that the last repetitions merged into a single chirp. Xanana liked infinite regresses.
"And you say Tucker's a cheeseball?" interrupted Ouish.
"I don't really know for sure," said Terri. "It's a guess."
"Yeah Monique was gonna fuck him," said Xlotl. "We was talkin' about it during our break. Just ball him to make money, ya know."
"Oh wow, that's classy," exclaimed Terri. "Monique turning tricks in our motel.
If that's the case, we don't want her working here, do we, Tre? With the children? We don't want to run that kind of motel, do we? We don't want the Clearlight to end up like that horrible place where my father died!" The moldies shifted about uneasily at this remark, but Terri seemed not to notice.
"Answer me, Tre!"
"No, we don't want that," said Tre slowly. He'd been deep in thought ever since hearing what Xanana said. "I need to find out more about these superleeches.
I've got this feeling they're based on my four-dimensional Perplexing Poultry.
How come Apex Images never tells me anything?"
"Let's stick to the point," said Xlotl. "How do we save Monique? Is it for real that she's underwater?"
"She might be," said Ouish. "Or she might just be dreaming."
"Maybe she and Tucker turned right at the wharf and headed up toward Steamer Lane," suggested Tre. "Can you guys uvvy any moldies there?"
"Let me try," said Xanana. "Everooze and Ike might be surfing Steamers today."
In a minute, he'd made contact. Everooze, father of Monique and Xanana, was indeed surfing Steamer Lane, a point break at the Santa Cruz lighthouse.
Xanana spoke aloud so that Tre and Terri could follow the conversation.
"Yaar, Pop, have you seen Monique? Or has anyone else there seen her? Yeah, I'll hold on while you check. What's that? Zilly the liveboard did? Monique turned herself into a diving suit for a tourist and jumped into the ocean? But you didn't notice it yourself. You were shredding the curl. Wavy. Yeah. We think Monique's been abducted. Her signal's really weird; you can check it out.
You're going after her? Hold on, Ouish and me want to come too."
"I'm in," said Xlotl.
"And me too," said Terri. "If I can wear you underwater, Xanana?"
"Sure thing. Is Tre coming? He could ride inside Ouish."
"I should rest," said Tre. "I'm still a little shaky from the accident. And I've got to find out about this superleech stuff. I'll make some uvvy calls."
"Okay," said Terri. "But be sure and take it easy. Ouish, can you rickshaw me out to Steamers?"
"I don't do that," said Ouish coldly. "I'm a diver, not a rickshaw."
"You can say that again," said Xanana. "You can say, 'You can say that again'
again. You can say, 'You can say, 'You can say, "You can say that again" again'
again. You can say, "You can say, 'You can say that again' again" again'
again."
And he was off to the races with another regress.
"La-di-da," said Xlotl. "This ain't no tea dance. Get the hell on me, Terri."
Xlotl formed a saddle shape on his back, and Terri got aboard. The three moldies and Terri went bouncing down the hill.
Tre watched them go, checked on Molly and the kids, sat down in a comfortable chair, donned the uvvy, planning to put in a call to Stahn Mooney. But just then the uvvy signaled for him.
"Hello?"
"Hi there!" Tre saw the image of a teenage girl hick with a colorless lank ponytail. "My name is, um, Jenny? I bet you're wondering about Randy Karl Tucker's superleeches, aren't you?" Jenny gave a shrill giggle. "I could tell you all about them if I wanted to."
"Are you working with Randy for the Heritagists or something?" asked Tre. "I want Monique back right now. Are you a blackmailer?"
"Those are silly questions," said Jenny. "Me, a Heritagist? A blackmailer?
Think bigger, Tre. I want to talk to you about smart stuff! I can tell you exactly how Sri Ramanujan at Emperor Staghorn used your 4D Poultry to design imipolex-4 and the superleech. I have a viddy of him explaining it. If I show it to you, will you promise to tell me all the things it makes you think of next?" "But I have an exclusive contract with Apex Images."
"Oh right! I'm so sure. And meanwhile Apex never tells you anything.
Ramanujan gets your ideas and hogs them and doesn't give you anything back. You can trust Jenny, Randy. I'll never tell anyone a thing about our little deal. Here's a peek."
Jenny started a tape of a round-faced Indian man, presumably Ramanujan, explaining about his marvelous new Tessellation Equation. He seemed to be in a lab, and there was a math screen behind him. Tre could instantly see that this was a major mathematical breakthrough and that it had been inspired by his 4D
Poultry. It was like he was suddenly getting a glass of water after crawling through a desert. Just then Jenny stopped the tape.
"Are we interested? Hmmm?" Something synthetic about the hum made Tre suddenly realize that Jenny was a software construct and not a person at all. God only knew who she really worked for.
"Please let me see the rest of it, Jenny."
"And you promise to tell me what it makes you think of?"
"I promise."
CHAPTER FOUR. RANDY. MARCH 2052 - AUGUST 2053
All through the fall and winter of 2051, Parvati kept up her visits to Randy.
They had sex and took camote/leech-DIM trips together, and now and then Parvati would take Randy on tours into the surrounding countryside. Once they went to the jungle and rode wild elephants; another time they flew over the Western Ghats to go diving in the Arabian Sea. Shiva came along for that trip; he'd learned to tolerate Randy, as Randy was now giving Parvati a full kilogram of imipolex a month toward the creation of Shiva and Parvati's third child.
To make enough money for the imipolex payments, Randy was working lots of overtime hours at Emperor Staghorn. He absorbed an intensive uvvy course on Electrical Contracting and began doing some of the electrical work in the sub fab as well as the plumbing. Thanks to his shared weekly camote/ leech-DIM
trips with Parvati, he felt like his mind was getting bigger all the time.
Parvati carried most of the imipolex on her belly, and after ten months she stuck out as if she were massively pregnant. Shiva was equally fattened up with the imipolex that he'd obtained on his own. On the eleventh month after her first date with Randy, Parvati showed up at the Tipu Bharat room looking like a feeble ghost of her old self. She and Shiva had pooled their hard-won surplus imipolex to make the body of a new moldie son named Ganesh—their final child.