DECEMBER 9, 1956
Post Office to Close
Now that the cafe and the beauty shop have closed, I should have known I’d be next. Got my notice in the mail. The post office will be closing down and all mail will be sent over to the Gate City Post Office. It’s gonna be a sad old day for me. But I’m still keeping up with the news, so just call me or bring your news on by the house, or tell my other half if you see him around town.
Since Essie Rue has gotten that job playing the organ at the Dreamland Roller Rink over in North Birmingham, she and her husband, Billy, are talking about moving over there. I’m hoping she won’t … with Julian and Opal gone, me, Ninny Threadgoode, and Biddie Louise Otis will be all that’s left of the old gang.
This week I am sorry to report that someone broke into Vesta Adcock’s home and stole all her bird figurines out of her china cabinet, and some change she had in a drawer.
Not only that, I was over at the cemetery Christmas Day, putting flowers on my mother’s grave, and someone stole my purse right out of the car. Times have changed. What kind of a person would do that, is what I wonder.
By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave?
… Dot Weems …
OCTOBER 12, 1986
Evelyn got up early, went into the kitchen, and started preparing her treat for Mrs. Threadgoode. She heated up the plate right before they started for the nursing home, wrapped it in aluminum foil, and placed that in a thermo-bag, so it would be good and hot. Again, she made Ed rush across town as fast as he could.
The old woman was waiting, and Evelyn made her close her eyes while she unwrapped the plate and undid the lid on the jar of iced tea with mint.
“Okay. You can look now.”
When Mrs. Threadgoode saw what she had on her plate, she clapped her hands, as excited as a child on Christmas. There before her was a plate of perfectly fried green tomatoes and fresh cream-white corn, six slices of bacon, with a bowl of baby lima beans on the side and four huge light and fluffy buttermilk biscuits.
Evelyn almost started to cry when she saw how happy her friend was. She told Mrs. Threadgoode to eat her food while it was still warm and excused herself for minute and went down the hall to find Geneene. She gave her a hundred dollars in an envelope, and twenty-five dollars for herself, and asked if she wouldn’t please make sure that Mrs. Threadgoode got whatever she wanted to eat and anything else she wanted while Evelyn was gone.
Geneene said, “No money for me, honey, she’s one of my sweet ones. Don’t worry, Mrs. Couch. I’ll take care of her for you.”
When she came back, her friend’s plate was empty.
“Oh Evelyn. I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve you spoiling me like you do. That was the best meal I’ve had since the cafe closed.”
“You deserve to be spoiled.”
“Well, I don’t know about that. I don’t know why you’re so good to me, but I appreciate it. You know I do. I thank the Lord every night and ask Him to watch out for you every day.”
“I know you do.”
Evelyn sat there with her and held her hand and eventually told her that she was going out of town for a while, but that she’d be back and would have a surprise for her.
“Oh, I love a surprise. Is it bigger than a breadbox?”
“Can’t tell you that. Then it wouldn’t be a surprise, would it?”
“I guess not … well hurry up, now, and get back, ‘cause you know how I’m gonna be wondering. Is it a shell? You going to Florida? Opal and Julian sent me a shell from Florida.”
Evelyn shook her head. “No, it’s not a shell. Now, don’t ask me. You’re just going to have to wait and see.”
She gave her a piece of paper and said, “This is the phone number and address of where I’ll be, and you let me know if you need me, okay?”
Mrs. Threadgoode said she would and held her hand until it was time for her to go. Then the women walked to the front door, where Ed was waiting.
He asked, “How are you today, Mrs. Threadgoode?”
“Oh, I’m just fine, honey … full of fried green tomatoes and lima beans that our girl, here, brought me.”
Evelyn was hugging her goodbye when a bird-breasted woman in a nightgown and fox furs marched up to them and announced in a loud voice, “You people will have to move along now. My husband and I have just purchased this place and everyone must leave by six o’clock!”
She continued on down the hall, terrorizing all the other old ladies at Rose Terrace.
Evelyn looked at Mrs. Threadgoode. “Vesta Adcock?”
Mrs. Threadgoode nodded. “That’s her, all right. What did I tell you? That poor thing doesn’t have a full string of fish.”
Evelyn laughed and waved goodbye. Her friend waved and called out, “You hurry back, now … oh, and listen.… Send an old lady a picture postcard sometime, will you?”
OCTOBER 14, 1986
Seven years before, Evelyn Couch had been shopping out at the mall and had walked by Goldboro’s Radio and TV Center when she saw a fat woman on one of the TV sets in the window who looked vaguely familiar. She tried to place who that woman was, and what show she was on. The woman seemed to be staring right back at her. Then it hit her: My God, that’s me. She had been looking at herself on the TV monitor. She was horrified.
It was the first time she had realized how heavy she was. It had happened so gradually over the years, and now, there she was, looking exactly like her mother.
After that she had tried every diet known to man, but she just could not seem to stick to any of them. She had even failed the Last Chance Diet. Twice.
She had joined a health club, once, but was so exhausted by the time she’d pulled herself into those awful leotards, she went home to bed.
An article she’d read in Cosmopolitan said that doctors were now able to suck the fat right out of you, and she would have done that, too, if she had not been so afraid of doctors and hospitals.
So she had just done all her shopping at the Stout Shop and was always pleased when she saw women there who were fatter than she was. To celebrate that fact, she would usually go and treat herself at the Pancake House, two blocks away.
Food had become the only thing she looked forward to, and candy, cakes, and pies were the only sweetness in her life …
But now, after all these months of being with Mrs. Threadgoode each week, things had begun to change. Ninny Threadgoode made her feel young. She began to see herself as a woman with half her life still ahead of her. Her friend really believed that she was capable of selling Mary Kay cosmetics. Nobody had ever believed she could do anything before, or had faith in her; least of all, Evelyn herself. The more Mrs. Threadgoode talked about it and the more she thought about it, the less Towanda ran rampant in her mind, beating up on the world, and she began to see herself as thin and happy—behind the wheel of a pink Cadillac.
And then, that Sunday she had gone to the Martin Luther King Memorial Baptist Church, a miraculous thing had happened: For the first time in months, she stopped thinking about killing herself or others and realized that she wanted to live. So, still feeling high from the church, she had screwed her courage to the wall and, with the help of two five-milligram tablets of Valium, had actually gone to see a doctor. He turned out to be a charming young man who gave her an examination she didn’t remember much about, except that he found nothing seriously wrong. Her estrogen level was low, just as Mrs. Threadgoode had suspected. That very afternoon, she had her first prescription for Premarin, .625 mg., and began to feel better almost immediately.