That a way, close yourself off and pretend to be tired when you want to get out of it — not fooling him. And what the fuck she going on about and got to be so tired over? — she sorted the bedding and clothes, that’s all, and too much of them, meaning more than he needed to pack, while he did his own things and the rest of the work to get them on the road at almost the exact time they planned for: loading, cleaning, yesterday’s pickup for UPS, scavenging the neighborhood for boxes before buying them at the store, car oiled and lubed, tank filled, tires, making all the calls for the paper delivery up there and cut off here, getting the phone in and utilities turned on, instructions to the post office here to forward the mail and there to hold it, last-minute shop, bringing the kids’ library books back, all the necessary checks, monetary and otherwise, in addition to defrosting the fridge — worst chore there is, with that refrigerator, other than changing a tire, which he’s done once a summer for years so will probably have to do it this one too — and gassing and burning himself cleaning the oven. His father used to say to him “I work and you’re bushed, no doubt from watching me.” What’s probably the case with her is she resents he can run around like that and do so many things so fast and efficiently so bitches or tunes him out. But for going back and next summer he’ll say help him out some by taking care of everything she can do by phone and sitting at a table doing a few pen squiggles and she’ll probably say she’ll be glad to if he doesn’t ask her to do it long before she has to or if he hasn’t already done it. She’s right on a lot of it — he likes to get things out of the way too much — and she does have her illness, but at least give him a little credit for all he did. It’d be nice if they had something else to talk about now. A book, Chekhov story he just read and she’s practically memorized, an elaborately interpretable sociological subject or news events, something that could carry them smoothly through the next two tedious hours of the trip, or a string of those, some interesting part of his or her life the other doesn’t know of or has completely forgotten and which would bring other things to mind. He was always awful at thinking up conversation starters while she’s always been good at it, being that kind of teacher and more of a listener than he, but it’s not something he can ask her to do: Think up some good hot topics for talks, otherwise we’ll be bored.
She knows why she harped on him like that. Physically drained, leg muscles ache, right eye’s not focusing right, not enough sleep, bad night with her bladder — you’d think he would have said something this morning she woke him up so often last night — but mostly him pressuring them so they could get out by the prearranged time: get dressed, finish your breakfast, this bag ready to go? the medicine chest cleaned out? pulling the half-eaten bowls and plates away from the girls so he could clean the dishes and table, sweeping up, then yelling crumbs, more crumbs, because Eva was eating a croissant and dropping a few flakes, without asking her shutting the radio off and packing it when she was cooking and listening to a piano piece she wanted to know the name of, nagging her how much longer she thinks she needs, half-hour she said, half-hour to her is always an hour he said, can she make a half-hour a half-hour this time? Another woman might think it not endearing, not amusing, ludicrous for sure, but something his advance planning, and he does take care of lots of things she hates to do but more likely is unable to, so, “helpful,” though not quite that either. But his compulsiveness and occasional rudeness in carrying it through cancels his helpfulness. If only he could say that sometimes he does things just a bit peculiarly if not wrongly, she’d say let’s open a good bottle of red wine tonight for she sees a start on his part of some sort of self-awareness. And please, to keep the peace, no more word games that make little sense — she hopes that fakeavacation was only an aberration and not the running mood of the trip.
She wants rainbow sherbert and she doesn’t want to share it with Eva. She’ll ask for her own cup, and if they say one cup with two spoons, she’ll say Eva has germs, everyone has germs, she’s been looking forward to it all year and she swears she can finish it all, and if they say if she finishes her portion they’ll think about getting another cup she can share, she’ll ask for her own flavor, lemon or vanilla or whatever there is except chocolate and coffee and anything with raisins or berries or nuts, since Eva will only want rainbow. If there’s only rainbow and some of those other ones she doesn’t like, she’ll go along with them but ask them to promise for when they drive back and go to the Breakwater that she can get her own cup of rainbow. If they can’t promise that she’ll say just think about it then and tell her later but don’t say absolutely no.
That man’s so old. He walks so slow that his dog’s going to walk away from him and never be seen again. She should shout to him to walk faster and catch up. Or to get a rope and tie the dog to it and hold on tight. They lost Kitty to coyotes last summer she heard them say when they didn’t see her, which is why Olivia and she hate the house they call the black house they’re going to. Where is he? Daddy drives so fast she can’t almost see the man and his dog anymore. “Daddy, you’re driving too fast.” “No I’m not.” “Daddy, listen to me, you have to slow down.” “Please, sweetie, don’t tell Daddy how to drive — Listen to her, Denise: Eva the boss — You forgot to order me when to floss my teeth and go to bed last night, Eva.” “Daddy, I don’t order you anything and I am not the boss. You’re not the boss either.” “I’m not the boss?” “Nobody is, but I want you to do what I say now — go slower.” “Eva, I’m serious, you’re distracting me, so pipe down.” “Don’t say pipe down. You said never to talk angry or to say shut up.” “I said to pipe down, which is like a musical instruction because of your beautiful singing voice — to make the sound softer and the feeling behind it sweeter.” “You said to shut up and I’m saying everything you say you say to yourself and not me and you have to slow down.” “Look at that linguistic construction,” he says to Denise, “when last year it was blur-blur-slow-blur-down.” “Shh,” Denise says to her, “don’t bother the driver.” Man, catch up with your dog or you’ll lose him and then you’ll be sad. She wishes she had a dog. A dog could kill coyotes or run away from them or get a bunch of dog-friends to gang up on them and chase them away. Not like Kitty who was old and blind and Daddy shouldn’t have let her outside for air. But they won’t get her one. He says they’re dirty and full of kaka and their mouths stink, and Mommy said if he doesn’t want one then she’ll have to wait till she’s old enough to get one for her own home. She can’t wait that long. There might be more coyotes then and not so many dogs and she’ll be afraid to lose it like Kitty.
“Look at this traffic,” he says. “The world’s ugliest expressway, the Cross Bronx, dividing the bloody borough in two.” “Why bloody?” Olivia says. “Because there are murders in it?” “Because it sounded good. ‘Bleak’ would have been more appropriate, but could I have said bleaky? — Should I take the left thru-traffic or the right?” “Stay on the right,” Denise says, “that’s always been better, even at toll booths for some reason.” “That so?” Considers. “Eh, I don’t know.” “I don’t know why you don’t, since you’re the one who told me it and a few times proved it along with running commentary.” “Well, if I said it then it’s got to be true, right? Right.” Stays right. Bad shot at conversation. Try to get something better going. “You know, when they were building this charnel house for cars I was dating a girl in the Bronx. It was a block or so from her building and we used to walk to it at night sometimes because it was quiet and unfrequented. Think of it: the Bronx, a walk, at night, not an Italian neighborhood, and we’d go there to look at the rubble and equipment and complain of it and of course to make out. But I knew even then what it’d do to this bleaky borough.” “You can’t say that,” Olivia says. “I know, dear — I remember — veddy social-conscious-head then — I used to get real hot under the collar as to what the city was doing to the Bronx. I was very anticar then. People, I used to say. What about the people? Well, I still say it, or think it, but not with the same fervor. Now it’s children.” “What’s make out?” Olivia says. “To take a good look.” “Like stare?” “Like stare.” “Was that Sharon Hirshkowitz?” Denise says. “You told me about her. Where she wouldn’t let you beep-beep or even close to it. And after a year you got so frustrated by it and other things in your life and the slow way things were going that you wanted to quit college and join the army reserves and get your service over with and they rejected you and so on. The one who married some big TV quiz-show producer and host after she worked for him as a secretary right out of college and later divorced him and got a few million plus his miserable expensive art collection.” “She would only let us play with our hands — down there — you know, temporary relief — but for more than a year and a half? I swear, I almost forced her to once and everything was off and she cried and cried and said she understood and was sorry and I stopped. We used to see each other almost every day at college and weekends, write each other poetry and a week alone at her sister’s house on Fire Island and that sort of stuff. What a waste. Imagine today?” “Oh, in some ways things are as prudish if not worse.” “The religious right, states banning every kind of abortion, some textbook censorship, the NEA thing, right? I don’t understand the particulars of that controversy but you’re telling me some government institution’s going to define obscene for me? Based on what the average person thinks — prurience, community standards and all that?” “I know; it’s absurd.” “But what do you think?” “Sharon? This expressway? The Bronx in general? The NEA?” “Yeah.” “I wouldn’t force myself on an expressway or want one, no matter how much I loved them, forced on me, but most of it the same as you.” “The NEA?” “What I said — absurd, odious. Careful, we’re coming to the Major Deegan turnoff on our right.” “Who was the Major anyway? — Not interested? Probably engineer corps. Maybe the guy who designed the Cross Bronx Expressway and the title’s honorary or he got it in World War II for shooting his general — Don’t worry I got it. My high school principal was a Deegan but that’s about what I know of him. Two thousand boys. He had a crewcut. I forget with an A or an E.”