Nolan snorted. “Well, why did you go?”
“Because I didn’t have a choice. The girls were babysitting me.”
“Where was I? I feel kind of bad, little brother. I should have tried to save you from time to time.”
“You were always at the track or chasing tail.”
Nolan grunted in acknowledgment of the truth behind that. “Where was Mom?”
“I don’t know. Nailing Dad?” They looked at each other and cracked up. “That was their Saturday afternoon thing, you know.”
“Oh, I know.” Nolan watched Mark throw his arms up in triumph. “And I wouldn’t call me old around your wife, you know. She and I were born the same year. You’ll have your ass handed to you on a platter if you’re not careful.”
“Good point. But come on, let’s go to the bar they’re at. You want to see Eve drunk, don’t you?”
“I’ve seen it. It’s highly entertaining.”
“I can’t say as I’ve seen Shawn drunk.”
Nolan glanced at his cell phone. “By now, they’re probably challenging each other to a drinking contest or who can deep throat the penis straw. You know how they are.”
“And you don’t want to see that? Because I do.” Rhett was hard just thinking about it. He loved the competitive side of Shawn. And deep throating a penis straw? He was in.
“You make a solid case.” Nolan finished his beer. “You okay with it if Shawn gets mad at you?”
“Yeah.” Rhett gave him a smug look. “I know how to handle her.”
“Oh, big words, little man. We’ll see.” Nolan clapped him on the back. “Hey, guys!” he called to the rest of the group. “Let’s roll!”
There was resistance from the others, who were envisioning very pissed off wives waiting for them, but in the end, since Rhett was the new groom, he made the decision.
Which is how he wound up walking into the Silver Buckle just in time to see his wife throw one leg over the mechanical bull and hoist her sexy ass up onto it.
His sisters were hooting and hollering, and Eve was standing on the edge of the pen, arms crossed.
“Uh-oh,” Nolan said, coming up beside him. “Eve has her psyche-out-the-opponent look on her face. Twenty bucks says the girls have a bet going already.”
“You want me to bet you that they’re in the middle of a bet? That’s stupid.” All Rhett wanted to do was grab a seat and watch the action unfold for a while, unnoticed by the women. “Hold back for a minute. Let’s not let them know we’re here yet.”
Considering there were six of them, it wasn’t going to be easy to stay incognito, but they could manage five minutes.
“I hope to God my wife isn’t planning on riding that bull,” Dave said. “I can see it now—she’ll throw out her back, and that will be the end of life as I know it for the next two weeks.” He shook his head, glum.
Rhett nudged him. “Come on. She’s not that stupid. She knows her limits. Unlike my wife.”
“Your wife is riding like she was born with a bull between her legs.”
“Excuse me?” Rhett glared at him before swiveling his gaze quickly to see Shawn, her slim thighs straddling the bull as it slowly reared up and then back down. Her posture was loose, her body fluid, moving in harmony with the mechanism. She looked relaxed and hot as hell.
“Sorry, that didn’t sound right.”
“No, it sure in the hell didn’t.” Rhett unzipped his athletic jacket and put his hands in his front pockets. “You can go get me a beer to make up for it.” He was too busy watching his wife to hit the bar himself.
The bar employee had turned up the bull, much to everyone’s delight, and Shawn was working harder now to stay on, her thighs clamping in a way that made his tongue thick, her breasts bouncing with a vigor that got his blood pumping.
“Fine,” Dave grumbled.
“Dawn. Straight ahead,” Nolan told him.
Their middle sister had spotted them, and she was picking her way through the crowd. “What the hell are you guys doing here?” She glared at her husband. “You guys can’t crash a bachelorette party!”
Rhett didn’t respond, mesmerized by Shawn as she held on but then lost control and sailed off the bull in a graceful dismount, landing on her perfect bottom. She bounced up immediately, and there seemed to be some haggling going on between her, Eve, and Charity.
“It’s a free country,” Nolan told her. “Hey, what are they doing, besides the obvious? Do they have a bet going on? Eve has her serious face on.”
“How can you tell the difference?” Rhett asked.
Nolan punched him in the arm.
“They have a bet to see who can stay on the bull longer. Best combined total time out of three runs.”
“Seriously? Leave it to them to not be satisfied with just a sudden-death one-shot ride.” Nolan grinned. “God, I love my wife.”
Rhett had to say he loved his as well.
He started. He loved her?
God, he did. He wasn’t sure when it had happened, maybe gradually, one laugh, one orgasm at a time, but over the last ten days, he had fallen hard for her. He admired her gumption, her strength, her sweetness. He took immense pleasure in giving her pleasure night after night, in making her more and more his.
“Shawn will win, I can guarantee it,” Rhett told his brother.
Nolan’s eyebrow shot up. “What makes you so certain? Eve is as stubborn as they come. If anyone can make a mechanical bull her bitch, it’s her.”
“Oh, good grief,” Dawn snapped. “You’re going to turn their competition into a secondary competition? You’re worse than my kids, I swear.”
Eve was up on the bull now, and she pulled an impressive ride, one that was arguably the same length, if not longer than Shawn’s. When she fell off, she leaned over and mimicked “Call me” to the bull with her thumb and pinky up to her ear.
Nolan let out a laugh. “That’s my girl.”
“This is Shawn’s last run,” Dawn said.
While Rhett’s cock grew harder and harder with each bounce and jolt of Shawn on the bull, her thighs clamped on like she was riding him the way he had instructed her to the night before, hands behind her back. Damn. He loved his sexy wife.
“You look feral,” Nolan told him. “Ease up, brother.”
“What? Shawn is hot, I can’t help it.”
She lost control and flew off the bull. There was haggling and an intense discussion to the side, with Sammy clearly the timekeeper. She raised Shawn’s arm, declaring her the winner, as Shawn whooped in triumph. Eve didn’t look pissed. She was grinning.
“Should we announce our illustrious presence?” Nolan asked him.
It appeared Dawn already had. She’d rejoined the girls, and there was finger-pointing in their direction. Eight sets of female eyes swung their way.
“We’re in for a world of hurt,” was Jared’s opinion.
“If this were a musical, this would signal the start of a dance number,” Rhett said, amused by the thought. “Angry girls sexy dance in unison around the bull pen. Men stride up and grab a partner to a choreographed tango.”
Nolan held his hand out. “Give me your man card. You have never sounded more like a girl than right now.”
“Screw you,” Rhett told him. “It’s a joke. It’s funny. Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I’m going to get my woman.”
He started to walk, moving toward his wife.
He heard Jared ask Nolan, “How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.”
“Beats the hell out of me.”
Rhett smiled. He knew exactly how he got away with it.