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Fuzz
Copyright © 1968 by Ed Mcbain
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Contents
eForeword
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eForeword
In the big-city squad room of the 87th Precinct, the detectives have seen and heard just about everything. But novelist Ed McBain always discovers a new angle when he returns to them and his 1968 novel Fuzz is among his best. One of the 87th Precinct’s real heroes, Steve Carella, is at the center of this thriller, in which the police must find a serial assassin who is killing off city officials one by one, when his ransom demands are not met.
Ed McBain is a pseudonym for the American novelist Evan Hunter (b. 1926). Hunter published his first 87th Precinct novel in 1956 (CopHater), and the series now numbers well over 30 titles. These novels forever altered the style of the police procedural (a novel that explores the solving of a crime), and their impact on popular culture has been profound. The legendary Japanese director Akira Kurosawa based a film on one of McBain’s novels, and television series such as NYPD Blue and Hill Street Blues owe them a huge debt. Hunter’s style, as McBain, captures the tough, combative atmosphere of urban police work with humor and humanity, and it is one of the treasures of modern American genre fiction.
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This is for my father-in-law,
HARRY MELNICK,
who inspired The Heckler,
and who must therefore take
at least partial blame for this one.
Chapter 1
Oh boy, what a week.
Fourteen muggings, three rapes, a knifing on Culver Avenue, thirty-six assorted burglaries, and the squadroom was being painted.
Not that the squadroom didn’t need painting.
Detective Meyer Meyer would have been the first man to admit that the squadroom definitely needed painting. It merely seemed idiotic for the city to decide to paint it now, at the beginning of March, when everything outside was rotten and cold and miserable and dreary, and when you had to keep the windows shut tight because you never could get enough damn heat up in the radiators, and as a result had the stink of turpentine in your nostrils all day long, not to mention two painters underfoot and overhead, both of whom never would have made it in the Sistine Chapel.
“Excuse me,” one of the painters said, “could you move that thing?”
“What thing?” Meyer said.
“That thing.”
“That thing.” Meyer said, almost blowing his cool, “happens to be our Lousy File. That thing happens to contain information on known criminals and troublemakers in the precinct, and that thing happens to be invaluable to the hard-working detectives of this squad.”
“Big deal,” the painter said.
“Won’t he move it?” the other painter asked.
“You move it,” Meyer said. “You’re the painters, you move it.”
“We’re not supposed to move nothing,” the first painter said.
“We’re only supposed to paint,” the second painter said.
“I’m not supposed to move things, either,” Meyer said. “I’m supposed to detect.”
“Okay, so don’t move it,” the first painter said, “it’ll get all full of green paint.”
“Put a dropcloth on it,” Meyer said.
“We got our dropcloths over there on those desks there,” the second painter said, “that’s all the dropcloths we got.”
“Why is it I always get involved with vaudeville acts?” Meyer asked.
“Huh?” the first painter said.
“He’s being wise,” the second painter said.
“All I know is I don’t plan to move that filing cabinet,” Meyer said. “In fact, I don’t plan to move anything. You’re screwing up the whole damn squadroom, we won’t be able to find anything around here for a week after you’re gone.”
“We do a thorough job,” the first painter said.
“Besides, we didn’t ask to come,” the second painter said. “You think we got nothing better to do than shmear around up here? You think this is an interesting job or something? This is a boring job, if you want to know.”
“It is, huh?” Meyer said.
“Yeah, it’s boring,” the second painter said.
“It’s boring, that’s right,” the first painter agreed.
“Everything apple green, you think that’s interesting? The ceiling apple green, the walls apple green, the stairs apple green, that’s some interesting job, all right.”
“We had a job last week at the outdoor markets down on Council Street, that was an interesting job.”