Chen looked like a kid getting a puppy for Christmas. “Excellent,” he said.
“Dr. Chen,” Soltan said. “Is this language? Is this speech?”
“Are you asking for a determination?” Chen said. “Because I don’t have enough data.” “Guess, then,” Soltan said.
“If I had to guess, then, yes, sure,” Chen said. “And not just because of phonology and apparently morphology. Look at how the creatures react and respond to each other in this video. They’re clearly listening attentively and responding, not with rote or instinctual sounds, but with new patterns of sound. If it’s not language—if it’s not speech—then it’s something very close to it.” “Does it warrant further study, in your opinion?” Soltan asked.
Chen looked up at the judge like she was stupid. “Are you kidding?” he asked.
“You’re in my courtroom, Dr. Chen,” Soltan growled.
“I apologize,” Chen said. “It’s just that this is tremendously exciting. This is the sort of thing that you pray for as a xenolinguist. What are these things? Where are they from?” “They’re from here,” Holloway said.
“Really?” Chen said. Then it hit him. “Oh,” he said, looking around the room. “ Oh. Wow.” “Yes,” Holloway said. “Oh, wow.”
Soltan looked over to Meyer. “Any other questions for Dr. Chen?”
Meyer shook her head. She could see where this was going. Soltan excused Chen; Holloway just about had to tear the infopanel from his grip.
“Based on the information provided today, I’ve decided there is not sufficient cause to order the Zarathustra Corporation to file a Suspected Sapience Report,” Soltan said, after Holloway and Chen had sat down. “However, these creatures are from all evidence clearly something more than just animals. Whether they rise to the level of true sapient beings is a determination that no one here, with all due respect to Drs. Wangai and Chen, is able to state definitively. If there was ever a case in need of additional study, this would be it.
“I will be filing a request with the Colonial Environmental Protection Agency, under whose auspices sentience determination is administered, to dispatch the appropriate experts here for additional study and to make a decision regarding the sentience of the ‘fuzzys.’ Until that time, the Zarathustra Corporation will continue its normal operations, with the understanding that it will now conform to CEPA guidelines regarding exploitation of disputed worlds. I’ll be posting the inquiry ruling later today. Any objections, Ms. Meyer?” “None, Your Honor,” Meyer said.
“Then this inquiry is adjourned,” Soltan said. She rose and disappeared into her chambers.
Chapter Nineteen
Holloway was walking Carl, finding a good place for the dog to take care of his business, when Wheaton Aubrey VII appeared in front of him as if by magic.
Holloway peered around Aubrey. “Where’s your shadow?” he asked. “I wasn’t aware you were allowed to go anywhere but the bathroom without your body man.”
Aubrey ignored this. “I want to know why you pulled that stunt in the courtroom,” he said.
“I’m wondering what part of it constitutes the stunt for you,” Holloway said. “The ‘telling the truth’ part, or the ‘not telling you I was going to tell the truth’ part.”
“Cut the shit, Holloway,” Aubrey said. “We had a deal.”
“No, we didn’t,” Holloway said. “ Yousaid we had a deal. I don’t recall agreeing that we did. You assumed we did and I didn’t bother to correct your misapprehension.”
“Jesus,” Aubrey said. “You can’t be serious.”
“Jesus I am,” Holloway said. “And if you want to take it to court, you’ll find there’s quite a lot of case law that supports my point of view. Oral contracts are shaky enough as it is, but oral contracts in which one of the parties does not audibly and explicitly give consent to the agreement are not worth the sound waves they are spoken through. Not that you’ll be wanting to take this to court, of course. Encouraging perjury is not looked upon very kindly by any court I can think of. And while I don’t know if encouraging someone to perjure themselves at one of these quasi-legal inquiries constitutes a prison worthy offense, at the very least I would guess that it’s a slam-dunk that the supposed deal wouldn’t have legal standing in the first place.”
“Let’s assume for a moment that you and I both know that none of anything you just driveled on about matters one bit,” Aubrey said. “And let’s also pretend that both of us know what’s actually true here, which is that the last time you and I spoke, you had every intention of doing exactly what we had planned. All right?”
“If you say so,” Holloway said.
“Well, then,” Aubrey said. “I repeat: I want to know why you pulled that stunt in the courtroom.”
“Because they’re people,Aubrey,” Holloway said.
“Oh, bullshit, Holloway,” Aubrey spat. “We both know you don’t give a damn about whether they’re peopleor not, especially when you’re looking at billions of credits. You’re not built that way.”
“You haven’t the slightest idea how I’m built,” Holloway said.
“Apparently not,” Aubrey agreed, “because I assumed that despite all evidence to the contrary, you were capable of logical thought, and of working for your own advantage when necessary. Doing this doesn’t help you at all. The only thing it does is let you make nice with that biologist. I hope the pity sex you get out of that is worth the billions you just pissed away, Holloway.”
Holloway counted to five before replying. “Aubrey, you talk like someone who’s never gotten the shit beat out of him for being an asshole,” he said.
Aubrey opened his arms, wide. “Take your shot, Holloway,” he said. “I’d really like to see you try.”
“I already took my shot at you, Aubrey,” Holloway said. “You might recall. It’s why we’re having this little conversation right now.”
Aubrey put his arms back down. “This wasn’t about me,” he said.
“No,” Holloway agreed. “That was just one of the side benefits.”
“You know those fuzzy creatures of yours are never going to be found sentient,” Aubrey said.
“I’m well aware you’re going to throw a lot of resources into making the case against them,” Holloway said. “Which is not the same thing.”
“We’re going to make that case,” Aubrey said.
“Then you’re out the relatively minimal cost of the legal proceedings and your paid experts and what have you,” Holloway said. “For ZaraCorp, that’s next to nothing. You, Aubrey, probably make more in interest off your share of the company each day. So what. But if you don’tmake the case, then the fuzzys have the right to their own planet, in which case all of this is immaterial, and you should consider what you have stripped off the planet a gift, rather than your right. You really can’t complain.”
“I still don’t understand why you did it,” Aubrey said.
“I already told you why,” Holloway said.
“I don’t believe you,” Aubrey said.
“As if I careabout that,” Holloway said. “Look, Aubrey. It could take the experts years to make a determination. If you have your way with your own lawyers and experts, that will certainly be true. In which case you still have years to exploit the planet. More than enough time to prepare your company and your stockholders.”