“I’m going to take three showers I think. What are we going to tell the husbands?” Emily asked.
“I’m going to tell them that our car broke down and we were fucked for 45 minutes, thanks a lot guys.”
They made it back to the main road and were relieved to see three police cars and a tow truck waiting for them. The women did their best to cover their bare breasts and vaginas as they walked up to the police. A female officer gave them both blankets to cover up with and offered to give them a ride to the hospital.
“No thanks, let’s go to Starbucks first, you can run in and get us Frappuccinos, and then take me home so I can get a shower,” said Claire in a matter-of-fact tone.