Stantz, after studying the phenomenon, turned to the manager. "It's just a straight polarity reversal."
"It is?" The manager blinked.
"Some kind of major PKE storm must have blown through here and affected the silicon molecules in the glass," Stantz continued. He offered the manager a smile and a friendly nod of his groundhog hairdoed head. "We'll have it fixed in a jiff."
"Ready, boys?" he called.
"Ready," Spengler and Winston replied.
"Okay," Stantz commanded. "Activate!"
Spengler and Winston simultaneously threw the switches that operated the electronic reversal machines located around the store. A myriad of laserlike beams emerged from the gizmos and engulfed the perimeters of the room, crackling, snapping, and buzzing.
The floating crystal began to shimmy and shake.
The manager of the store watched, horrified, as all the glassware suddenly dropped out of the air. The valuable crystal pieces smashed through the glass shelves and splintered all the display tables. In a moment there was nothing to be seen in the store but tiny shards of sparkling glass.
Spengler and Winston switched off their machines.
Stantz faced the manager with a smile. "See?"
The manager emitted a low moan.
Stantz put a bearlike arm around the tiny man. "So, will that be cash or check?"
The four Ghostbusters emerged from the store to the sound of cheering from the assembled crowd.
From inside the store came an anguished howl.
The crowd froze and turned.
Was it a spirit? A strange and dangerous apparition?
They peered through the window.
No, it was just the weeping manager armed with a straw broom and a dustpan.
Back at Ghostbusting headquarters, would-be spook-chaser Louis lurked surreptitiously behind a pillar leading to the office area, a ghost-trapping pedal near his feet.
Hanging suspended from a string above his desk were several pieces of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Louis would rid the Ghostbusters of the apparition. He knew he could do it. He had the stamina, the gusto, the intellect. Well, at least the stamina and the gusto.
Louis held his breath as the green Slimer emerged from behind a wall, furtively sniffing the air. Slimer spotted the chicken, cackled, and flew directly toward it.
"Gotcha!" Louis squeaked, slamming his foot down on the foot pedal.
The ghost-trapper popped open and shot a power ful cone of light up toward the ceiling. Slimer munched the chicken calmly as the ghost-trapping rays shot harmlessly by him. What the rays did ensnare was a big chunk of the ceiling, which promptly came crashing down at Louis's feet.
"Uh-oh," Louis moaned.
"Burp," Slimer commented.
Louis slunk out of the room, dejected. On his salary he could never afford the repairs.
He'd do the right thing when the Ghostbusters returned. He'd explain how the ceiling caved in.
He'd lie.
16
Peter Venkman and Winston Zeddemore entered the firehouse's living quarters, exhausted after a tough job. They'd had to trap the spirit of a long-dead game-show host who was inhabiting the set of a TV soap opera. It was a fairly frightening experience for the actors involved. Every time they opened a door on any of their sets, a new prize materialized. The young male lead had nearly ruptured himself when he'd darted out a living-room door and crashed into a brand-new Amana freezer—"with an automatic ice maker," a ghostly voice had intoned as paramedics arrived on the scene.
Venkman fell over onto a sofa. "This pace is too much," he said, moaning. "I'm just going to take a little nap. Wake me on Wednesday."
"Today's Monday," Winston said with a sigh.
"I know that," Venkman replied, his eyes fluttering.
Stantz walked over to the horizontal forms of Win ston and Venkman, beaming proudly. "Before you guys pass out, come over here. Spengler and I have something really amazing to show you."
"It's not that thing you do with your nostrils, is it?" Venkman said.
Stantz scurried off to the refrigerator. He opened up the freezer and, pushing aside an avalanche of TV dinners and frozen pizza, pulled out a specimen of slime housed in a Tupperware container.
Stantz trotted over to a barely conscious Venkman. "We've been studying the stuff that we took from the subway tunnel."
He ran over to the fire station's microwave oven and popped the container inside. He allowed it to thaw for a moment.
"What are you going to do, eat it?" Venkman groused.
"No," Stantz said. "I'm just restoring it to its normal state."
Winston and Venkman slowly sat up in their chairs. Stantz took the specimen out of the microwave and moved over to a table. He carefully poured a few drops of the ooze into a large petri dish.
Stantz winked at Venkman and Winston. "Now watch this."
He leaned over the dish of slime and began to shout at it. "You worthless piece of slime!" he bellowed in mock anger.
Venkman watched in awe as the slime in the dish began to twitch and glow.
Stantz took another deep breath and screamed, "You ignorant, disgusting blob!"
The small specimen of ooze began to bubble and swell. Every time Stantz yelled at it, the mess changed its color and slowly began to grow in size.
"I've seen some real crud in my life," Stantz contin ued screaming, "but you're a chemical disgrace!"
The specimen suddenly doubled its size and started to spill over the rim of the petri dish. Egon Spengler
smiled thinly in a corner of the room. Stantz turned to him. "Okay, Egon, I think that's enough for the day. Let's calm it down."
Spengler picked up an acoustic guitar, slung it over his shoulder, and padded softly up to the petri dish. He nodded at Stantz. Stantz nodded in return. Spengler strummed an opening chord, and then the two Ghost-busters began to serenade the slime.
"Kumbaya, my Lord," they warbled. "Kumbaya."
Venkman and Winston watched the impromptu hootenanny wide-eyed.
As Spengler and Stantz continued to play and sing, the slime stopped bubbling. Slowly but noticeably, the ooze began to calm down and actually shrink.
Stantz and Spengler ended their tune with a flour ish. Stantz turned to Venkman. Venkman screwed up his face into the fleshy equivalent of a question mark.
"This is what you do with your spare time?"
Stantz excitedly pointed to the ooze. "This is an incredible breakthrough, Venkman. Don't you see? We have here a psycho-reactive substance! Whatever that stuff is, it clearly responds to human emotional states!"
Spengler nodded. "And we've found it at every event site we've been to lately."
Venkman leapt to his feet. "Mood slime. Now there is a major Christmas-gift item."
Stantz motioned for Venkman to be seated. "No way. That would be like giving someone a live hand grenade. This stuff is dangerous. I'm telling you, Pete, based on what we've already seen, we could be facing a major paranormal upheaval."
Winston stared at the slime. ""You mean, this stuff actually feeds on bad vibes?"
"Like a goat on garbage," Stantz said.
"I love it when you talk science terms," Venkman said, sacking out on the couch.