He pointed to Hardemeyer. "And here's a good example."
Stantz joined in. "You get enough negative energy flowing in a dense environment like Manhattan and it starts to build up. If we don't do something fast, this whole place will blow up like a frog on a hot plate!"
Winston nodded. "Tell him about the toaster."
Venkman shrugged. "I don't think Lenny is ready for the toaster."
The mayor shook his head from side to side. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right. I'm sorry, none of this makes any sense to me. If anything does happen, we've got plenty of paid professionals to deal with it. Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen."
The mayor leapt out of his chair and rushed out of his den. The Ghostbusters stared at Hardemeyer. Hardemeyer ran a comb through his neatly groomed hair, offering the quartet a well-rehearsed smirk. "That's quite a story."
Venkman retorted, "Yeah, I think The New York Times would be interested, don't you? I know, sure as
heck, that the New York Post would have a lot of fun with it."
Hardemeyer's eyes flipped to their "cold and cal culating" stare. "Before you go running to the newspa pers with your story, would you consider telling this slime epic to some people doumtown?"
Venkman smiled. "Now you're talking."
Hardemeyer allowed the Ghostbusters to leave Gracie Mansion. He picked up the phone, grinning.
"I hope you geeks like straitjackets," he said with a sneer.
God, politics was a great life.
24
Parkview Hospital was a great place if you happened to be one card short of a full deck. Most patients either talked to themselves, took orders from extraterrestrial beings, or were sure that they were the second coming of the deity of their choice.
Since Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Winston didn't claim any of those things, they weren't too ex cited about being locked up in a padded cell. The four stood handcuffed in the rubber room, their cuffs firmly attached to the thick leather belts strapped tightly around their waists.
The psychiatrist in the room, a squinty-eyed man who looked like he ate flies for a living, tried to pry the truth out of Stantz, Spengler, and Winston. Venkman, having posed as a shrink once or twice in the past, knew what they were up against. He passed his time by slamming his forehead into one of the padded walls.
Stantz tried to be truthful with the psychiatrist. "We think the spirit of Vigo the Carpathian is alive in a painting at the Manhattan Museum of Art."
"I see." The psychiatrist nodded. "And are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?"
Spengler was losing his patience with the squinty- eyed mole man. "You're wasting valuable time!" he declared. "We have reason to believe that Vigo is drawing strength from a psychomagnetheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city!"
The shrink smiled. "Yes, tell me about the slime."
"It's potent stuff," Winston said. "We made a toaster dance with it, then a bathtub tried to eat Peter's friend's baby!"
Winston pointed at Venkman. The shrink glanced in Venkman's direction. Peter stopped pounding his head for a moment. "Don't look at me. I think they're nuts."
The psychiatrist got up and left the cell in silence.
The four Ghostbusters stood forlornly in their cell. They had blown it and blown it in a big way. There was nothing, no one, who could save them, now.
As dawn approached, Dana Barrett tossed in her sleep at Venkman's place. Louis and Janine had remained at the apartment, not wanting to leave Dana alone and unguarded. She had spent half the night worrying about Venkman and the boys. Within the last five hours it seemed as if they had disappeared off the face of the earth.
It would be morning soon. It wasn't like Venkman not to call, especially when the stakes were so high.
Huddled in front of the TV, Louis and Janine watched a rerun of Family Feud.
Dana's work area in the museum stood deserted. Across the restoration studio, an impatient Janosz Poha stood before the mighty painting of Vigo. Vigo's eyes shimmered, and the portrait gradually came to life.
As usual, the first thing the thundering voice of Vigo did was to recite the litany of his power. Janosz sighed. He'd heard this all before, many times. Frankly it was beginning to appeal to him as much as a broken record.
"I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia, the sorrow of Moldavia, command you. ..."
Janosz nodded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Command me, Lord."
"On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat upon a throne of blood ..."
Janosz rolled his eyes. "The skulls again." "Twenty thousand corpses swung from my walls and parapets, and the rivers ran with tears."
The wiry artist nodded. "... the parapets. Yes, I know."
"By the power of the Book of Gombots, what was will be, what is will be no more. Then, now and always, the kingdom of the damned."
Janosz checked his wristwatch. "I await the word of Vigo," he muttered.
Vigo's glowing mouth began to twitch. "I have watched the centuries wither before me and waited for the time when the tide of men's sins would swell to bring me forth again. Now is that time and here the place. Beneath this realm there flows a foaming, unholy pile born from the evil in men."
Janosz's attention perked up. This was new. "Upon this unholy matter," Vigo continued, "will I float the vessel of my freedom. The season of evil begins with the birth of the New Year. Bring me the child that I might live again."
Janosz found himself transfixed with awe. "Lord Vigo, this woman, Dana, is fine and strong. I was won dering—well, would it be possible?—could I have her?"
Vigo emitted a thunderous laugh. "So be it!" the spirit vowed. "On this day of darkness she will be ours! Wife to you. Mother to me!"
Vigo's laughter echoed through the restoration stu dio. It grew stronger and stronger, more and more Olympian.
So strong, in fact, that it reached forward into the heavens and split the sky.
Janosz looked up through the room's skylight as a strange and terrifying sight unfolded over New York.
Darkness caressed the city as the sun above it was sent, magically, into an eclipse.
At the Parkview psychiatric ward dayroom, Peter Venkman sat among a small gaggle of patients who had trouble breathing and blinking at the same time. He carefully worked at his occupational therapy, weaving on a hand loom.
Suddenly the room was plunged into darkness. Venkman wasn't pleased. "Hit the light there, Winston. I'm trying to finish my pot holder before lunch."
Winston didn't respond. He, Spengler, and Stantz stood in the center of the room, gazing through the mesh-covered windows into the newly darkened sky.
Stantz's mouth dropped open. "Total, spontaneous solar eclipse!" He gasped.
He faced his two companions. "This is it, boys. It's starting. Shit storm two thousand."