27
Da na Barrett jumped out of her cab and rushed up the front stairs to the Manhattan Museum of Art. She flung open two large doors and dashed inside. The doors closed behind her with a resounding ka- thud. As the doors locked themselves shut, a deafening roar of thunder shook the sky. The ground seemed to tremble.
From deep within the earth beneath the museum, small, slender hands of glowing, shimmering slime reached up toward the building's walls.
The slime burst forth from the bowels of the city and crept and crawled up and over the building.
Within seconds the slime had completely engulfed the museum, effectively sealing Dana inside.
Two passersby stopped before the museum, a pair of old men out for an early-evening stroll.
"Now that's something you don't see every day, Mike," one said to the other.
"What's that, Al?"
"An ocean of goop scooping up and over a mu seum."
"Hmm." The second man nodded. "And it seems to be hardening too."
"Think we should call the cops?" "I dunno. What time is Moonlighting on?" "We got time. Come on, there's a phone booth over there. I used to walk my poodle there, until she got mugged by squirrels." "I hate rodents."
"Me too. I never even liked Mickey Mouse." "Me neither. Although I always liked Mighty Mouse. He has a great voice."
The two old men strolled to the phone booth.
By the time the EctolA screeched up to the curb across from the beleaguered museum, hundreds of spectators had gathered. They stood in awe, gawking at the slime-encased building. The four Ghostbusters leapt out of their vehicle and jogged across the street.
They stood spellbound at the sight before them.
The museum was now totally covered in a shell of psycho-reactive slime. City workmen and firemen were trying to cut their way through the hardened gunk with a series of blowtorches, jackhammers, and assorted power tools. Paramedics were on the scene, attempting to munch through the solid slime using the "jaws of life."
They couldn't even make a dent.
The Ghostbusters retreated to the EctolA and donned their proton packs.
"It looks like a giant Jell-O mold," Stantz breathed.
"I hate Jell-O," Venkman replied.
"I'm not even crazy about Bill Cosby," Winston said, grimacing.
The quartet strode across the street and ap proached the main entrance to the building.
Stantz walked up to a bewildered fire captain. "Okay, give it a rest, sir. We'll take it from here."
The fire captain was clearly skeptical. "Be my guest, gents," he said with a smirk. "We've been cutting here for almost an hour. What the hell is going on around this town? Did you know that the Titanic arrived this morning?"
Venkman shrugged. "Better late than never."
The workmen and firemen assembled before the slime-encrusted museum backed away as the Ghostbusters aimed their powerful particle throwers.
Spengler whipped out his Giga meter. He nodded grimly to his three comrades. "Full neutronas, maser assist!"
The four men adjusted the settings on their wands and prepared to fire.
Stantz gritted his teeth. "Throw 'em!"
The four men triggered their particle throwers and sprayed the front doors of the building with powerful, undulating bolts of proton energy. The energy beams bounced harmlessly off the hardened slime.
Venkman sighed and turned to a fireman. "Okay, who knows 'Kumbaya'?"
A few of the firemen and workmen tentatively raised their hands. Venkman grabbed them and lined them up at the entrance to the museum, assuming a drill sergeant's voice. "All right, men. Nice and easy. 'Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya..."
Stantz, Spengler, Winston, and the firemen and workmen began to sing along.
Venkman forced them all to join hands and to sway back and forth while lifting their voices to the night sky.
Stantz ran forward during the folkfest and inspected
the hardened wall of slime that entombed the museum. Using his infra-goggles, he found that the singing had managed to produce a hole in the gunk barely the size of a dime.
Stantz sighed and turned to the assembled. "Forget it. The Vienna Boys Choir couldn't get through this stuff."
"Good effort," Venkman called to the hastily assem bled ensemble. He turned to his buddies. "Now what? Should we say supportive, nurturing things to it, Ray?"
Spengler, deep in thought, missed the sarcasm. "It won't work," he muttered. "There's no way we could generate enough positive energy to crack that shell."
Stantz wasn't convinced. Ever the optimist, he cried, "I can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. Sure, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's noisy. And there are too many people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you. But there's got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg. We just have to mobilize them!"
Spengler nodded in agreement. "We need some thing that everyone can get behind. You know, a symbol..."
Spengler's eyes accidentally fell on EctolA's New York State license plates. On the front plate was a line drawing of the historic Statue of Liberty.
He nudged Stantz. Stantz gaped at the plate. "Some thing that appeals to the best in each and every one of us," he babbled.
"Something good," Spengler continued.
"And pure," Venkman added.
"And decent," Winston concluded.
The four men were awakened from their reverie by a murmur in the vast crowd behind them. A limo screamed up to the site. The mayor of New "fork arrived
with a police escort. His limo pulled into a no-parking zone. The mayor and Jack Hardemeyer stepped out of the limo and marched up to the museum entrance.
Hardemeyer motioned the mayor back.
The top aide, with a small army of police body guards, ambled up to the Ghostbusters, confrontation clearly the goal.
"Look," the well-tailored Hardemeyer spat, "I've had it with you Ghostbusters. Get your stuff together, get back in your clown car, and get out of here. This is a city matter, and everything's under control."
Venkman felt his blood start to boil. He stared down the yuppie-pup. "Oh," he said with a sneer, "you think so? Well, I've got news for you. You've got Dracula's brother-in-law in there, and he's got my girlfriend and her kid. Around about midnight tonight, while you guys are partying hearty uptown, this guy's going to come to life and start doing amateur head transplants. And that's just round one."
The mayor traipsed forward. "Are you telling me there are people trapped in that building?"
Hardemeyer ignored the mayor. He turned to one of his flunkies. "This is dynamite," he said enthusiasti cally. "I want you to call AP, UPI, and the CNN network. I want them down here right away. When the police bring this kid and his mama out, I want to be able to hand the baby right over to the mayor, and I want it all on camera."
Stantz wasn't impressed with Hardemeyer's ap proach. He turned to the mayor. "Mr. Mayor, if we don't do something by midnight tonight, you're going to go down in history as the man who let New York get sucked down into the tenth level of hell!"