"Singe won't know Two Steps but her brother might."
"You told Lieutenant Scithe that you would let it alone."
"The Dead Man might have a perspective that I overlooked."
"You promised."
"I'll stop by Morley's place and see what he thinks, too." Morley Dotes is my best friend.
"Garrett, you aren't-"
"He should be able to get word out that it won't be healthy to mess with my number-one girl."
Tinnie chomped some air. That made it all about her. Further argument now would make her look petty.
Not a failing she has concerned herself with much in the past.
"Nobody is likely to come after you here, now." She has a raft of draft-age male relatives. Two were outside as we spoke, illegally armed and ready for war. "Stick to business and you'll be fine. No bad guy will ever make it as far in as the financials office."
I wasn't seeing the full picture. Tinnie way far more than normally insecure. And every word out of my mouth was one she didn't want to hear. Including, "You are supposed to be getting the books straightened out today, aren't you?"
One of the draft-age cousins, Artifice, redder in the head than Tinnie, walked in without a knock or an invitation. "There's somebody out here wants to see you, Garrett." He seemed nervous. He evaded Tinnie's basilisk stare.
I made the head knocker at home in my hand. "Duty calls, my love."
My love sent me off with the kind of language used by men in combat. Then decided to come along and see what was what.
She began showing fierce verbal skills once we stepped outside.
My sweetie isn't one hundred percent contrary. There are times when reason will take hold. Times when she will accept a valid argument without herself arguing for the sake of being difficult.
This was not going to be one of those.
For half a minute she was incapable of doing anything but sputter vile accusations.
6
A big black coach sat twenty feet from our door, just up Factory Slide, the broad street running along the northeast face of the Amalgamated manufactory and the Annex that had been thrown up during the war with Venageta. Factory Slide saw very little traffic not involved with Amalgamated.
This coach had nothing to do with the manufactory.
There was only one coach like it. It belonged to an acquaintance. I hadn't seen her in a long time. I didn't want to see her now. Especially not when Tinnie would know I was seeing her.
Belinda Contague, empress of organized crime, deadly sociopath, one-time girlfriend, briefly, and, theoretical current friend, owned that coach. And was the kind of friend you might wish you didn't have because they can complicate your life to no end.
Two armed men perched atop the black behemoth, behind a six-horse team. A brace of armed horsemen preceded it. Four more waited behind. Not a one looked pleased to see Mama Garrett's number-one son.
Though she had a few quiet shares in Amalgamated, Belinda was not here on business.
The beautiful madwoman herself opened the near side door. "Hop in, Garrett. I'll give you a ride." From the gloom inside, louder, she said, "I need to borrow him for a while, Tinnie. I won't keep him longer than I have to."
Tinnie outdid herself. For a moment I was scared there would be a skirmish between Belinda's thugs and the draft-age cousins. That would not go well for the cousins but would be bad news for the thugs in the long run. The Tates have a lot of pull.
But my honey was not as far out of control as she put on, which was often the case. She was fond of putting on the drama. This scene, though, could lead to some really unhappy reviews.
Belinda seized the day. She announced, "Someone tried to kill Morley Dotes. He's hurt bad. He may not make it. I need Garrett to help look out for him."
That fired Tinnie up all over again.
"Who is going to look out for me? It's his responsibility to look out for me. Garrett! I want. ." She went on and on.
I asked Belinda, "Is he really that bad hurt?"
She whispered. "Yes. I really don't think he'll make it." She surprised me by choking up a little as she said that. "Worse, I think there's a better than even chance that somebody might try to make sure that he doesn't."
It could be argued that the Outfit was capable of handling that without me. But if Morley was on his way out, I had no choice. He was my best friend. I had to be there.
I went back to Tinnie, took hold of her shoulders. "You're going to be all right. This is something I have to do. For my friend."
My attempts to make her understand didn't have much success.
She wasn't going to let that happen.
She was mad and she was scared and she was thoroughly accustomed to being the Tate princess who got whatever she wanted whenever she wanted it, even from me. She was the ruling goddess in her own little universe. Right now, because she was unhappy, the wants or needs of others had no meaning.
This was not the first time I had seen her this way. Talking wasn't going to do any good. Only time would have any effect.
And she couldn't get any more angry.
"I'll be back as soon as I can, darling. Midge, take good care of her."
The cousin who had not come inside nodded. Sweat fell from his forehead. He gave up a huge sigh of relief, suddenly sure that he would not have to become the first casualty in a war so small it wouldn't be noticed while it was going on.
I tried to kiss Tinnie. She wouldn't have it. I backed away. "I do love you. But you can't own me."
She managed to keep from saying something really awful.
I got in. The coach rolled before I settled the back of my lap on the plush opposite Belinda.
Time had been kind. She was as striking as ever. Her best feature was her long, glossy black hair. It accentuated her pallor and the red she used to paint her lips.
But today her hair was unkempt, stringy, in need of washing. Her complexion had gained a sickly yellow-green cast-though maybe that was the light. She did not wear any of her usual makeup, crafted to create a vampire look. And she had given little attention to her clothing.
I guessed she hadn't changed in days. She had that air.
Being an accomplished observer, I sensed that she was deeply upset. "Talk to me."
"Somebody took a run at Morley Dotes."
"You said."
Morley had been my best friend for so long that I couldn't recall when he hadn't been. Well, not before the war. But almost forever. I hadn't seen much of him lately. Tinnie didn't approve. Her disapproval was not ethnic, or social, but intellectual. Morley Dotes had the capacity to distract her special guy from what she wanted him focused on: Tinnie Tate.
I appreciated the courtesy of being informed but wondered why Belinda would involve herself in Morley's affairs. Maybe because she was the silent money behind his very successful restaurant enterprises.
"I'll tell you what I know. Three nights ago he staggered into one of our knock shops on the edge of Elf Town. He was full of holes but not so full of blood. The backstairs crew was turning out his pockets when somebody recognized him and decided to keep him alive till they tracked me down. I went there the night before last. He was six inches short of dying. I waited around but he never came to."
"What was he doing up there?" And why had she gone running to a cathouse when she heard? "Rhetorical question. Thinking out loud. I have no idea what he was up to these days. We don't get together much anymore."
"I understand. Red hair."
I doubted that she did. She had no one special in her life. She couldn't possibly know. . "My god!" Could it be? It couldn't be.
Morley's First Law is, never get involved with a woman crazier than you are. But. . There it was, between the lines. Something was going on between the Queen of Darkness and my best pal.