I was huffing and puffing by the time I reached the window that was Strafa's preferred entrance. Singe leaned past to look out. "Your loose lips did it this time."
A big coach and a covered wagon had parked across the street. Teamsters were unhitching the horses. Men in strange uniforms meant to stick around for a while.
There were twelve of those.
Another big wagon and a more modest coach arrived with another dozen men. Teamsters got the team for the wagon out of harness.
An officer stepped down from the smaller coach. He surveyed the street, then my place, nodded, unfolded and consulted a large sheet of paper. He barked. A guy who looked like a career sergeant major joined him after bellowing at four men putting up an awning beside the big coach. That had a chimney. Smoke began to drift out.
The sergeant major stood beside the officer. He poked the map with a beefy forefinger. The officer nodded. Moments later ten armed men had been distributed around my house. The rest went on making the big coach and two wagons into a home away from home.
"What the hell are they up to?" I muttered.
"They want to isolate us."
"But those are Palace Guards. Probably most of them. Why are they here?"
"Gee, Garrett, what did I just say?"
"Really.This is ridiculous. Prince Rupert wouldn't go all hard-ass because I didn't come running like Good Dog Nagel."
"You think? You want to consider the time factor? Somebody else sent them. Say, like, I don't know. The guy they actually work for?"
"The King? Well, he is the one they're supposed to protect. But why me? He can't have any reason to come after me. He's never heard of me."
Singe asked, "Are you sure? He wants the man-building mess left alone and his cronies on the Hill agree. Where do all the noseys get together? Here."
"This makes sense if Rupert is under pressure."
"Dinklebrain. Forget Rupert!"
"All right." Prince Rupert didn't have that small a mind, anyway. Narrow, certainly, but not petty.
And this was beyond his budget.
"First thing we need to do is find out what's what."
She demanded, "Do you have shit in your ears?"
"What?"
"I just told you. It's a blockade, blockhead. Nobody will come in. Nobody will go out. People could get arrested for the crime of knowing you. Eventually, we will get hungry."
"You'd better wake the Dead Man up."
"I'm considering options already."
I said, "Oh, crap!"
Belinda's big black coach had turned onto Macunado off Wizard's Reach. It was accompanied by the usual footmen and outriders.
Singe said, "This could prove illuminating."
"Or disastrous if she's been drinking."
Belinda had not been drinking. She remained respectful and courteous in her exchange with the officer, who did not recognize her. I could see she was in a seething rage. "We're good for now, but let's hope she doesn't drink anything stronger than small beer before she calms down. The Crown's armed gang is bigger than hers."
Singe grunted. She said nothing till Belinda's coach was out of sight. "Miss Contague is astute but dangerous. She will make this personal between herself and the Palace Guard. And they are not a gang bigger than hers."
I said "Crap!" again. The Palace Guards would not number fifty men if they had every slot filled. Twelve would be assigned to the Crown Prince, the rest to the King. Meaning most of the King's share were outside now.
Belinda might think she could handle them if she got some firewater in her.
I asked Singe, "Do some of those guys look like they might not be real soldiers?" Some uniforms did not fit right. Some faces were not as cleanly shaven as they ought to be.
"You are correct. Nice catch. If the Windwalker were here, I suspect she might recognize men from the private patrol on the Hill."
If that was true Belinda could get herself into even deeper poo.
Those people might declare war if she yanked their beards. But that prospect wouldn't give her a moment's pause even sober. She lived her life on a bull's-eye.
"This could get ugly."
"Yes. I am going down to see Dean. We will take inventory. Then we can plan for the siege."
"I wish I had a crossbow. I could pick those guys off."
"Are you serious?"
Not really.
"Because it would be just as easy for them to sneak around back and set the house on fire."
"I was joking, Singe."
"Be a little less deadpan, then." She stomped out.
Bright as she was, she had trouble grasping the full range of human humor.
Of course, she wasn't the only one who didn't get me.
I moved my little nightstand over so I could settle my butt while I watched the King's men work.
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Those guys weren't even real soldiers, let alone Marines, but, despite themselves, they even kept a miserable, drunken, fighting-mad Winger from getting to my front door, without getting physical.
Those guys might be candy-asses in a fight but as public-relations operators, they were smooth.
That left me feeling optimistic.
Somebody would come along and ruin their day.
Strafa appeared outside. This time, for whatever reason, she sat astride a great, honking broomstick. She wore dark clothes that did not flatter, but she had disdained the traditional pointy hat.
I opened the window wide.
Down she swooped, face aflame with adolescent mischief. She spun, plunged, tugged the sergeant major's mustache, then sideslipped and swiped the commander's fancy hat.
Hands grabbed at her. She shot straight up. The hat drifted down, carried by the breeze. Strafa followed but leveled off at the height of my window. She stretched herself out on her broomstick, shot forward into my room.
There was almost no clearance but she came through unscathed. "That was fun." She laughed. It was the first time I heard her let it all go. She was totally happy. She was totally at peace. She rolled off her broom, bounced into my arms. "Did you see the looks on their faces?"
For one instant I saw the face of a redheaded woman. I felt pain, guilt, then a sourceless admonition to do the right thing.
Strafa's simple joy over having thumbed her nose at gloomy functionaries changed things more in a moment than had the physical connection earlier.
I was lost. I was hooked.
I was miserably guilty. I did love Tinnie Tate, but I had been ambushed by something hugely more potent. Something that Strafa had sensed and been frightened by way back when our paths first crossed. She had teased me then, but that was all she had risked.
Strafa shared some psychology with DeeDee: neither looked or acted her age. Both were more simple and innocent than seemed plausible. Each had a daughter more touched by and in tune with the real world.
Crush, though, was better equipped to survive there than Kevans was. Kevans lacked sufficient cynicism.
"Damn, darling, that was as good as you making me groan! Why are those buttheads out there, anyway?"
"Your guess would be better than mine. You know the people who tell them what to do."
"Kiss me."
I did so, to the best of my ability, with considerable enthusiasm.
"Wow! That was all right. I forgot the world completely." She went to the window. "You have to wonder who was thinking what, sending them out to harass subjects in the city. You bad man. Keep your hands to yourself. I'm trying to think."
She had more to say, mostly playful, but I didn't pay attention. One final shard of rationality was trying to figure out what had happened to us and why it had happened so fast.
Then I recalled any number of friends, across the ages, telling me I think too much.
This time Strafa was the responsible one. "Down, boy! I'm as eager as you are, but we have bigger issues to deal with."