Having been asked by this paper to provide an account of what occurred last week at the restaurant Les Hautes Manger, at which this reporter was present, it must be noted that the entire thing was the fault of this reporter's grandmother, who smuggled her dog into the restaurant. The said dog's ill-timed break for freedom caused busboy Jangbu Pinasa to drop a soup-laden tray on to the Dowager Princess of Genovia's person. The consequent dismissal of Jangbu Pinasa was both unfair and possibly unconstitutional. Though this reporter isn't sure, due to her lack of familiarity with said constitution. It is this reporter's feeling that Mr. Pinasa should be given his job back.
Editorial
While it is not the policy of this paper to print anonymous submissions, the following poem so neatly sums up what so many
of us are feeling at this time of year that we decided to run it anyway. - Ed.
Spring Fever
By Anonymous
Sneaking away during lunch -
Taco salad, the kind with the meat in it, and the Green Goddess dressing. God, why do they do that to us?
We find that Central Park beckons - Green grass and daffodils pushing their way out from underneath
a blanket of cigarette butts and crumpled soda cans. So we make a run for it - Did they see us? I don't
think so.
Can we get In-School suspension for a first offence? I guess anything is possible. Let's sit on the bench and try to get a tan ... Only to find, to our dismay, that we've left our sunglasses back in our lockers.
Please note: It is the policy of this administration to suspend any and all students who leave campus during school hours for WHATEVER REASON. Spring Fever is not an acceptable excuse for violating this school policy.
Student Injured by Globe
by Melanie Greenbaum
An AEHS student suffered an in-class injury yesterday due to a large globe that fell, or was dropped on his head. If it was
the latter, this reporter feels it necessary to ask: where was the adult supervision at the time said globe was dropped? And if it was the former, why is this administration allowing dangerous objects such as globes to be placed at heights from which they might fall and cause injury to our students? This reporter demands a thorough investigation.
Letters to the Editor:
To Whom it May Concern: The amount of malaise evidenced by the student body of this establishment is a personal embarrassment to me and a disgrace to our generation. While the students of Albert Einstein High School sit around, planning their Senior Prom and whining about their finals, people in Tibet are DYING. Yes, DYING. Clashes continue between the rebels and the Chinese military, making it impossible for many Tibetans to make even a meagre living.
But what is our government doing to help the people of Tibet? Nothing more than advising tourists to stay away. People, the Tibetans make their living from tourists who come to climb the Himalayas. Please do not listen to our government's warnings
to avoid Tibet. Encourage your parents to allow you to vacation there this summer - you'll be glad you did.
Lilly Moscovitz
AEHS Food Court Menu
compiled by Mia Thermopolis
Monday
Spicy Chix
Meatball Sub
Fr. Bread Pizza
Potato Bar
Fish Fingers
Tuesday
Nachos Deluxe
Indiv. Pizza
Chicken Patite
Soup & Sand.
Tuna in Pita
Wednesday
Italian Beef
Deli Bar
Burrito
Taco Salad Bar
Corndog/Pickle
Thursday
Fish Stix
Pasta Bar
Chicken Pharm.
Asian Bar
Corn/FF
Friday
Soft Pretzel
Buffalo Bites
Grilled Cheese
Bean Bar
Curly Fries
Take out your own personal ad!
Available to AEHS students at 50 cents/line
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Shop at Ho's Deli for all your school supply needs!
New this week: PAPER, BINDER CLIPS, TAPE.
Also Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Slimfast
For Sale:
One Fender precision bass, baby-blue, never been played.
With amp, how-to videos. Best Offer. Locker No. 345
Looking for Love:
Female frosh, loves romance/ reading, wants older boy who enjoys same.
Must be taller than 5'8", no mean people, non-smokers only,
musician preferred. NO METAL-HEADS, nice hands a must.
Emaiclass="underline" Iluvromance@aehs.edu
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Personal to from BP to LM -I'm sorry for what I did, but I want you to know that I still love you.
PLEASE meet me by my locker after school today and allow me to express my devotion to you.
Lilly, you are my muse. Without you, the music is gone. Please don't let our love die this way.
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From CF to GD: YES!!!!!!!!!!!
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JR, I am SO excited about the prom, I can't STAND it, we are going to have SO MUCH FUN.
I feel SO SORRY for the rejects who aren't going to the prom. Isn't that just too bad for them?
They'll be sitting around at home while you and I are DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY!
I love you SOOOOOOOO much. LW
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LW - Right back atcha, babe -JR
Wednesday, May 7, Algebra
Well, I did it. I can't say it went over very well - in fact, it did not go over AT ALL well. But I did it. No one can say
I didn't do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to try to get my boyfriend to take me to his prom.