'Sure,' I said. She said goodnight and drove into the darkness in an elderly Mini. I sighed and locked up. I seemed to be alienating the universe.
I've told you all this the way I have because it was the last quiet time there was in the whole business. I realized during the rest of that evening that something was rapidly going wrong in my humdrum normal life. Looking back, I don't see to this day what else I could have done.
The murder honestly wasn't my fault, and I don't think the other deaths were, either.
Honest.
CHAPTER VII
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JANIE HURTLED IN early next morning. Her husband had been called away to the city for the day, the early train. It wasn't any good, though. The feeling was still on me. I sent her packing. She was wild and refused to go but I picked her up and chucked her outside in the porch. She even tried scratching my eyes as I slammed the door. To be fair, I hinted I'd work to do, quite politely. She even rushed round to the back. I reached the bolt first, pulled the curtains and with Janie banging on the door hauled up my paving. She'd be mad for days. She'd brought a picnic basket, as if there's time for that sort of thing.
Down in the priest's hole the cardboard box's contents seemed even more pathetic. I unfolded the small ledged Regency table, a godsend in these days of wobbling warping junk, and poured the buttons out. I started on them with a lens and prism. It takes time. The photos were 1930s, old churches, a beach, a boarding-house. An hour later I reached the first medal, the old 'ration gong' of the War. Ordinary. There seemed not a single hint among the lot.
I have twenty shoeboxes full of what history got up to, but I couldn't find a trace of any Lady Isabella. The books showed nothing special under the microscope, no microdots, no secret inks, no oiled-in watermarks. I cleared up and got ready to leave. The box was better left in the hidden cellar. When I came out into the garden I found Janie had driven off in a huff. Now I'd have to walk up into the village and wait for our single market bus about noon. Why have women no patience? I had no more cheese for the robin. I borrowed some budgie seed and told them I owed it.
'The message is in the words,' I told the robin. 'And they're only a list of places, right?
All you need to do is visit each place and you'd find where he's put the Roman stuff. It should be obvious. Easy.'
Easy. Even if they were in the Isle of Man, and me only with the bus fare to town. I'd walk back. Still, things were definitely looking up for Lovejoy Antiques, Inc. At least I'd a ray of hope now.
I’ll go and do a bit to the painting,' I told the robin.
Inevitably the phone rang.
'Lovejoy. I hope you don't mind?' Nichole.
'No. Glad to hear you.'
We held the pause. There's a sudden affinity between two people sometimes when nothing really needs saying.
'I… I was ringing to ask your help. The sketch and the rubbish from Uncle James.'
'Dandy Jack has them,' I told her carefully. 'I did some work for him but he wouldn't part with the sketch.'
'I see,' she said icily. 'Are you sure your girl-friend hasn't bought them for you?'
'No, look, love,' I was saying when she slammed the phone down.
I went out to work on my painting, whistling. She'd come round.
In the back garden near where Manton and Wilkinson fly I have this workshop. The big work of the moment was transferring a genuine 1774 Wilson painting to a new canvas.
I goggled up, apron, mask and all. Janie laughs at my garb, but what's wrong with being not stupid?
When your superb antique painting's rotting to hell you must act. If you're a beginner, take it to an expert for advice. This painting's Richard Wilson, possibly the most underrated grand master. I'd found it being used to pad the back seat of an old Austin Ruby. The bloke thought I was off my head. He was the sort who would chuck away a First Folio and keep the string.
If a painting's canvas is literally falling to bits you've a choice, of simply (figure of speech, that - it's really very complicated) rebacking with a new canvas, or of lifting the old delicate work of art off the canvas and putting it on a new one. This isn't fraud. It saves a precious thing for another three centuries. It's therefore essential. My method is to stretch small-grain gauze until it's even, then stick it carefully to the painting's face. (My glue's secret. Find your own.) Several layers of paper tissue stuck to the gauze, and you now remove the painting, still on its decrepit canvas, from the wood stretcher. After days of drying, tissue-gauze surface downwards, and, on an absolutely even bench, in the right wooden frame to hold it still, you gently caress the old canvas away. It takes maybe three months to a year's sparetime caressing. It's not much. For a beautiful luscious - or even an ugly - antique oil painting it's worth every second. You need to remove the debris as you go. Some use pumice stone, others special flat-face drills. I use me and a special powder I make up myself. Then stick a new canvas on any way you like. Tip: if you ever do it, be careful to announce the painting's been re-canvassed or you'll not get a bean for it. You can't blame the honest old public for being worried if they see yesterday's date stamped on the canvas of a genuine Constable. They're a very shrewd and suspicious mob.
I was caressing away when somebody coughed at my elbow.
'There's a bell at the gate,' I said angrily, not looking up.
'So sorry.' Great. Nichole's bloke, your actual Edward Rink.
Eventually I rose, stepped carefully back from the bench and turned. He was there, hesitant but determined. He must have left his car in the lane.
'I called in Dandy Jack's early this morning.'
'Survive, did he?'
'He says he sold the sketch.'
'That's life,' I said, wondering if Dandy actually had.
He pulled out a gold case and did the fire ritual. No kind offer of a fag to one of the world's workers.
'To a young lady.' His bottled eyes quivered indignantly. 'I think it was your young lady, Lovejoy.' Two little discs of red glowed on his cheeks.
'Oh?' Typical of Dandy. I bet he'd really sold it to Beck. Dealers are rarely truthful about these innocent details. I decided not to say this, and to mention nothing about Nichole's phone call.
'And the diaries Nichole's uncle wrote. I understand from Dandy Jack you have them.'
'You do?' I was thinking, what the hell's going on?
'Now, Lovejoy.' He was trying so hard. I watched curiously. 'I'm willing to pay for them.
You - you have no car, I believe.'
'True.'
'Nichole treasures her uncle's things.' He swallowed shakily. There were beads of sweat on his forehead. 'I'm willing to buy you a popular car. In exchange.'
'What's so precious about them, Rink?'
'Nichole's sister. She…' his voice hardened. 'They don't see quite eye to eye. Kate's often… unpleasant to Nichole. It happens in some families. I heard she called on you last night, Lovejoy.'
I eyed him. How did he know that?
'Yes. And practically told me to get stuffed. Anyway, it's a lot of money for two old scrap-books, isn't it?'
'Lovejoy,' he said, whitening round his lips. 'You will let me have them. And obtain your girl-friend's co-operation. Or else.'
'Eh?' I couldn't believe my ears.
'You heard, Lovejoy.' The pillock mistook my amazement for awe.
'Are you trying to -?'
'Threaten?' His little eyes flicked round the garden, the shed. 'Yes.'
'You? Me?' I asked fascinated. I'd seen some rum customers in my time, but this…
'You.' He flung his cigarette down and stood on it - note, not stamped or ground it in with his heel. Simply stood. I should have been thinking at the time. I'd have seen what sort of a swine he was. 'You have a choice, Lovejoy. Money plus physical well-being. Or poverty and…'
'And?' I prompted hilariously.