But that didn’t satisfy the colonel. «There must be more to it than that,» he said.
I could see that he’d keep at me until I’d told it, anyhow; and while he hadn’t said a word about it, I kept seeing images of the Pentagon, and the chiefs of staff, and Project Saucer—or whatever they might call it now—and the FBI, and a lot of other unpleasant things just over his left shoulder.
So I came clean with him. I told him all of it and a lot of it, I granted, sounded downright silly.
But he didn’t seem to think that it was silly. «And what do you think about all this?»
«I don’t know,» I told him. «They might come from outer space, or …»
He nodded quietly. «We’ve known for some time now that there have been landings. This is the first time they’ve ever deliberately called attention to themselves.»
«What do they want, Colonel? What are they aiming at?»
«I wish I knew.»
Then he said very quietly, «Of course, if you should write anything about this, I shall simply deny it. That will leave you in a most peculiar position at best.»
I don’t know how much more he might have told me—maybe quite a bit.
But right then the phone rang. I picked it up and answered; it was for the colonel.
He said «Yes,» and listened. He didn’t say another word. He got a little white around the gills; then he hung up the phone.
He sat there, looking sick.
«What’s the matter, Colonel?»
«That was the field,» he told me. «It happened just a while ago. They came out of nowhere and swarmed all over the plane—polished it and cleaned it and made it spic and span, both inside and out. The men couldn’t do a thing about it. They just had to stand and watch.»
I grinned. «There’s nothing bad about that, Colonel. They were just being good to you.»
«You don’t know the half of it,» he said. «When they got it all prettied up, they painted a brownie on the nose.»
That’s just about all there’s to it as far as the brownies are concerned. The job they did on the colonel’s plane was, actually, the sole public appearance that they made. But it was enough to serve their purpose if publicity was what they wanted—a sort of visual clincher, as it were. One of our photographers—a loopy character by the name of Charles, who never was where you wanted him when you wanted him, but nevertheless seemed to be exactly on the spot when the unusual or disaster struck—was out at the airport that morning. He wasn’t supposed to be there; he was supposed to be covering a fire, which turned out luckily to be no more than a minor blaze.
How he managed to wind up at the airport even he, himself, never was able to explain. But he was there and he got the pictures of the brownies polishing up the plane—not only one or two pictures, but a couple dozen of them, all the plates he had. Another thing—he got the pictures with a telescopic lens. He’d put it in his bag that morning by mistake; he’d never carried it before. After that one time he never was without it again and, to my knowledge, never had another occasion where he had to use it.
Those pictures were a bunch of lulus. We used the best of them on page one—a solid page of them—and ran two more pages of the rest inside. The AP got hold of them, transmitted them, and a number of other member papers used them before someone at the Pentagon heard about it and promptly blew his stack. But no matter what the Pentagon might say, the pictures had been run and whatever harm—or good—they might have done could not be recalled.
I suppose that if the colonel had known about them, he’d have warned us not to use them and might have confiscated them. But no one knew the pictures had been taken until the colonel was out of town, and probably back in Washington. Charlie got waylaid somehow—at a beer joint most likely—and didn’t get back to the office until the middle of the afternoon.
When he heard about it, J. H. paced up and down and tore his hair and threatened to fire Charlie; but some of the rest of us got him calmed down and back into his office. We caught the pictures in our final street edition, picked the pages up for the early runs next day, and the circulation boys were pop-eyed for days at the way those papers sold.
The next day, after the worst of the excitement had subsided, the Barnacle and I went down to the corner to have ourselves a couple. I had never cared too much for the Barnacle before, but the fact that we’d been fired together established a sort of bond between us; and he didn’t seem to be such a bad sort, after all.
Joe was as sad as ever. «It’s them brownies,» he told us, and he described them in a manner no one should ever use when talking of a brownie.
«They’ve gone and made everyone so happy they don’t need to drink no more.»
«Both you and me, Joe,» said the Barnacle; «they ain’t done nothing for me, either.»
«You got your job back,» I told him.
«Mark,» he said, solemnly, pouring out another. «I’m not so sure if that is good or not.»
It might have developed into a grade-A crying session if Lightning, our most up-and-coming copy boy, had not come shuffling in at that very moment.
«Mr. Lathrop,» he said, «there’s a phone call for you.»
«Well, that’s just fine.»
«But it’s from New York,» said the kid.
That did it. It’s the first time in my life I ever left a place so fast that I forgot my drink.
The call was from one of the papers to which I had applied, and the man at the New York end told me there was a job opening in the London staff and that he’d like to talk with me about it. In itself, it probably wasn’t any better than the job I had, he said, but it would give me a chance to break in on the kind of work I wanted.
When could I come in? he asked, and I said tomorrow morning.
I hung up and sat back and the world all at once looked rosy. I knew right then and there those brownies still were working for me.
I had a lot of time to think on the plane trip to New York; and while I spent some of it thinking about the new job and London, I spent a lot of it thinking about the brownies, too.
They’d come to Earth before, that much at least was clear. And the world had not been ready for them. It had muffled them in a fog of folklore and superstition, and had lacked the capacity to use what they had offered it.
Now they tried again. This time we must not fail them, for there might not be a third time.
Perhaps one of the reasons they had failed before—although not the only reason—had been the lack of a media of mass communications. The story of them, and of their deeds and doings, had gone by word of mouth and had been distorted in the telling. The fantasy of the age attached itself to the story of the brownies until they became no more than a magic little people who were very droll, and on occasion helpful, but in the same category as the ogre, or the dragon, and others of their ilk.
Today it had been different. Today there was a better chance the brownies would be objectively reported. And while the entire story could not be told immediately, the people could still guess.
And that was important—the publicity they got. People must know they were back again, and must believe in them and trust them.
And why, I wondered, had one medium-sized city in the midwest of America been chosen as the place where they would make known their presence and demonstrate their worth? I puzzled a lot about that one, but I never did get it figured out, not even to this day.
Jo Ann was waiting for me at the airport when I came back from New York with the job tucked in my pocket. I was looking for her when I came down the ramp and I saw that she’d got past the gate and was running toward the plane. I raced out to meet her and I scooped her up and kissed her and some damn fool popped a flash bulb at us. I wanted to mop up on him, but Jo Ann wouldn’t let me.