On the day that Laura Whiting was to be sworn in as Governor, unemployment stood at a firm twenty-eight percent. Each year that number grew a little as corporations merged and created super corporations and laid off personnel as cost-saving measures. It was just this factor that threatened to reduce Brent and Lon from employed status to the welfare class. Those that serviced machinery were particularly vulnerable to post-merger job elimination; almost as vulnerable as middle-management employees. It was only natural that this subject and the impending doom that it implied, would continually dominate their conversation as they went about their scheduled task.
Brent, after considerable grunting and groaning, finally managed to pull himself out of the airlock and onto the roof. Wearily he stood up, already huffing and puffing and making the discharge warning light appear on his air supply screen.
"You really ought to start getting a little exercise," Lon told him, listening to the ragged breathing in his earpiece. "They have a gym in your housing complex, don't they?"
"Screw that," Brent replied, picking up his tool chest. "If I went up there and ran on a treadmill it would take time away from the finer things in life."
"You mean like smoking green and jerking off to VR porn channels?"
"And eating," he added. "Don't forget eating."
"Of course," Lon said, shaking his head a little.
"Besides," Brent said, "I might as well enjoy my food and good green and premium porn channels now, while I have a chance. As soon as those Agricorp assholes lay us all off I'll be stuck with shitty brown grass and welfare channels, just like all the other vermin. And they don't have exercise rooms in the vermin housing complexes, so why should I start an exercise program now?"
"We don't know that we're going to get laid off," Lon said with false hopefulness as he picked up his own tools.
"No, we don't know. We just strongly suspect. They won't tell us for sure because that way they wouldn't get the satisfaction of watching us stress about it before they shitcan us."
"That's depressing," Lon said sourly. "Let's talk about something else. I'm sick of talking about Agricorp all the goddamn time. It's all anyone's ever talked about since they announced the merger plans last year."
"Hey," Brent said, "it's the most progressive merger of the decade, remember? Aren't you thrilled to be a part of it?"
"Oh yes," Lon agreed. "A real boom for the business community. How could I forget?"
The environmental extractor machine they had been sent to repair was one of twelve that kept the greenhouse operating. It was located only ten meters from the hatch they had emerged from. A large steel box, twenty meters square and ten meters in height, it was part of the basic construction of the building. On the side of it that faced the hatch was a hydraulic lift that was big enough to shuttle up to four workers and five hundred kilos of equipment to the top, where the main machinery was located. Lon and Brent climbed aboard the lift and pushed the button. It ground slowly upward in a jerky motion, as if blowing sand had corrupted some of its interior parts. This was a fairly common problem with outside machinery on Mars.
"Shit," Brent whined, feeling the motion, "now we're gonna be out here tomorrow fixing this fucking thing."
"Job security," Lon told him, holding securely to the handrail. "You should be grateful that a lot of shit breaks around this place."
"Why should I be grateful?" he countered. "I'm still more than likely gonna be vermin this time next month. All this shit breaking will be fixed by the Agricorp maintenance guys. They'll get to keep their jobs because they signed on with the biggest, baddest, ass-kickingest corporation to ever rape and fuck Martians instead of the one that only partially raped and fucked us."
"Again with the Agricorp," Lon said, stepping off the lift as it finally reached the top. They were now on a narrow catwalk that surrounded the perimeter of the machine. "Can't you ever talk about something else? Why don't you give me that lecture on how to get the most for my marijuana dollar again? I liked that one."
"You continue to live in denial," Brent told him, hefting his toolbox over and walking towards the sand filter housing mechanism. "And I'll continue to be a realist. We're future vermin, Lon, have no fucking doubt about it."
Lon didn't answer him. Any reassurances he could offer would have sounded like a lie to his lips. Instead, he opened up his toolbox and removed a rechargeable electric wrench. He kneeled down and began to remove the bolts that held the motor housing in place. Brent, giving a few huffs and puffs, picked up his own wrench and walked around the perimeter of the catwalk to begin work on the other side.
As they went about the task of removing the cover so they could access the main fan bearings, which needed to be replaced, Brent softened his tone a little. "So what do you think the chances are of scoring full-time with the MPG?" he asked. "You're in the special forces division. That's who they always hire from."
Lon gave a shrug. "The only real full-time positions are in training or VIP security," he said. "I haven't been in special forces long enough to apply for training. Jackson is real stringent about that. A minimum of six years is required before you're eligible for a teaching position."
"That's screwed up," Brent declared righteously.
Lon shook his head. "I don't think so," he told him. "The MPG ain't like other places. You have to know what you're doing before they let you teach. I haven't learned everything there is to learn about all the stuff we do. How am I supposed to teach someone else how to do it?"
"I still think it's screwed up," Brent insisted. "What about VIP security though? Think they'll let you guard Whiting or the Lieutenant Governor or some of those other rich-prick politicians? Maybe they'll let you guard Jackson himself."
"I've applied for it," he answered, his voice far from hopeful. "But they're a pretty exclusive clique. Jackson handpicks them himself you know. Only one out of every two hundred applicants gets picked for testing. And only one out of every ten that pass the test gets picked."
"Well, it's a shot anyway, ain't it?"
"A little shot," Lon replied, dropping the bolt he had just removed into the pocket of his biosuit. "But, truth be known, they tend to take the older guys for the security detail, the ones that have been around. I've only been in the MPG for five years, and in the special forces for two years. I'm only a squad leader for god's sake."
"It's a better chance then I got," Brent told him. "At least you got a hope of something to fall back on. If Agricorp lays me off I got nothing. I'll never see a payday again."
"Well," he told her, "if they lay me off, I have to resign from the MPG, remember? You have to have a job in order to serve."
Brent shook his head angrily. "Ain't that just some shit?" he asked. "Agricorp comes in and buys up our company and boom, our whole fuckin' lives are destroyed. They take away our job, which makes us have to leave our apartments — I been livin' in that apartment since I was eighteen fuckin' years old! We'll have to move into Helvitia or some other vermin shithole where we'll have our food given to us and we'll probably end up getting killed by one of those fuckin' street gangs. And you," he pointed over at Lon, "you'll have to leave the MPG. You worked for years to get into special forces and they'll make you leave just because Agricorp bought us out. And why does shit like this happen? For money! Because Agricorp wants to make more profit to send to those fucking rich pricks on Earth!"