“I already have,” I said. “And you’re right.” Then I glanced over at the TV in the corner. “Say, is that a descrambler you’ve got there?”
“Funny guy. I like a lib journalist with a sense of humor,” he said, slapping me hard on the back and showing me into the dining room. Warm, exotic aromas swam around the room. “What would you like to drink?” Jameson’s wife asked.
“A Coke would be fine.”
Another hard slap to the back. It was getting old. “Come on, have a drink,” Jameson insisted. “You’re off duty.”
“Maybe later,” I said, half lost of breath.
“Dinner’ll be right up,” Jeanne said, then disappeared into the aromatic kitchen.
Jameson and I sat down at the table simultaneously. I knew I had him pegged, but I also knew I still needed more. This was the big league. He was a decorated city detective, I was just a reporter.
“Look, man,” he said. “I ain’t too good at, you know—expressing gratitude? But your article really helped me out. Not just me but my whole squad. So… thanks.”
“Don’t thank me yet,” I said. “Like I just got done telling your wife, your step on your dick, I’m gonna write about that too.”
“I hear ya—”
“And it’s not just one article, you know. I’m writing a series of related articles about the killer,” I informed him.
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah. This isn’t just some fly-by-night crime piece. It’s a comprehensive serial-killer story. People want to know, so I’m gonna tell them.” It was time to play the card. “I’ve already talked to Dr. Desmond, and he gave me a lot of clinical info on the case. It’ll be a highly informative series.”
Jameson’s jaw dropped so hard I thought his lower lip would slap the dining room table. “You-you-you’ve talked to Dr. Desmond?”
“Yeah, sure. I saw his name on those profile write-ups you gave me. My next article is going to detail his first profile: the killers who’s cutting off his victim’s hands out of a symbolic and hallucinatory act of revenge. Then I’ll write another about the second profile: the homicidal fantasist whose taking the hands to facilitate what he never got as a child. The nurturing touch of the mother.” I paused for a moment, just to gauge his reaction.
All he did was look at me real funny.
“Yeah, he gave me all kinds of insights for my series,” I added. “It could get national notice.”
“Uh, yeah, sure,” Jameson said. Was he faltering? Did I throw him a hard slider? “Desmond’s an odd cookie, and talk about ego? Shit. He can barely walk into a room ’cos his head’s so big. But he does know his shit. That guy can slap a profile faster than the president can whip it out.”
“I wouldn’t put it in quite those terms, Captain,” I said, “but Dr. Desmond does seem to be a qualified expert.”
Jeanne brought out the drinks, then smiled bashfully, and said, “It’ll be just another minute.”
I nodded as she scurried back to the kitchen. “So what are we having?” I asked Jameson. “Linguini and something?”
“Langoustes. Petite lobster tails from Britain. Flash-broiled in garlic and lime butter and topped with scallop mousse.” Jameson half drained a can of Rainier Ice. “I hope you’re hungry.”
“I’m starving. Missed lunch.”
“Oh, yeah. Bet’cha hate it when you have to put in ten hours.”
“Ten? Are you kidding me. Ten’s an easy day.”
Each time Jameson dragged on his cigarette, I watched a third of it burn down; then he’d light another. “Look, I’m sorry about all that shit I said a few days ago. I didn’t mean it—it wasn’t me. I was just having a bad day, you know?” He grinned. “Even racist police-state cops have bad days.”
“Thank God I never pulled up my sleeve. Then you would’ve seen my Maryland Mansion tattoo.”
“Oh, you’ve got one too?” Jameson exploded laughter, a bit too loudly.
Dinner was served, and I have to admit, I’ve probably never had a better seafood meal in my life. The scallop mousse melted in my mouth, and those langouste things tasted better than any lobster I’ve ever had. During the meal, we tried to talk openly, but Jameson—the more he drank—dominated the conversation with cop talk. After a while, I could see that his wife was getting uncomfortable, even embarrassed, and after a little more time, she just gave up. I felt sorry for her.
“So we’re all standing around the morgue slab with the M.E.!” Jameson bellowed after his fifth beer, “and the corpse cracks a fart! I kid you not!”
Yeah, I felt really sorry for her.
“So then Dignazio says, ‘Damn, he must get his chili dogs at Schultze’s ’cos that fart smells just like mine!’”
The poor women just wilted where she sat.
“This was a fantastic meal, Mrs. Jameson. Thanks very much,” I said. “But I guess I better get going now.”
“Bullshit!” Jameson said. Then he put his arm around me and shook me, all the while looking at his wife. “Honey,” he said. “I gotta take this boy out for a nightcap, all right? I gotta teach this man to drink!”
“No, really—” I started.
“Come on, don’t be a candyass!”
“Just be careful,” Mrs. Jameson said.
I’m no big drinker but I still had a few things to snuff out. Bar-hopping with Jameson would provide the perfect opportunity.
We got up to leave. That’s when I noticed two of framed pictures along the fireplace mantle; there were just a few.
I put my glasses on an looked.
A wedding picture of a much younger Jameson and his wife. Some snapshots of old people: relatives, I presumed. Aunts and uncles, grandparents and the like. A freeze-frame of a beautiful cheerleader wagging pom-poms and doing a split-it was obviously Jameson’s wife back in high school days. Then—
A framed picture of a dark-haired adult with his arm around a cock-eyed kid with a bad haircut.
Jameson, I thought. The kid’s Jameson…
“No kid yet, I see,” I said and took my glasses off. I suspected this might be dangerous ground but I had to go for it.
“No,” Mrs. Jameson peeped.
“Not yet,” Jameson piped in. “We’re still waiting for the right time.”
Man, you’re fifty and she’s gotta be forty-five, I thought. Better not wait much longer.
Jameson jangled his keys. “Come on, lib. Let’s go have some fun.”
I turned to his wife. “Mrs. Jameson. Thanks very much for the excellent meal. You could get a job at any restaurant in town; you’d blow all of those master chefs out of the water.”
The woman blushed. “Thank you. Come by again soon.”
“Later, babe,” Jameson bid and yanked me out of there. He guffawed all the way down the stairs to the parking garage.
“So where you wanna go?” he asked. “A strip joint?”
“And all this time I thought you were gonna take me to hear bald lesbians read poetry,” I joked.
“Aw, fuck that shit,” he answered, beer fumes wafting out of his mouth. “Let’s see some meat.”
“Pardon me if I’m misinformed, Captain, but there really aren’t any strip joints in Seattle. The girls all gotta wear bikinis via county code, and the only thing you can drink there is orange juice or sodas.”
Another loud guffaw. “Pal, you don’t know the strip joint I know!”
I’m sure I don’t, I thought. When we’d just stepped into the elevator into the parking garage, I slapped my breast pocket. “Oh, shit.”
“What’s wrong? You just shit your pants?”
“I left my glasses in your condo,” I admitted.