“Marines are never defeated!” he snarled.
A tinny, loud response echoed through from the four hundred orc grunts in the wood:
“SIR, NO SIR!”
“Barashkukor, did you pass my message on to the other Horde Commanders?”
“Sir, I did. No one knows where the nameless necromancer is. Even the Dark Lord doesn’t know, and He isn’t too pleased about that, sir.”
The big orc shook his tusked head cynically. “So our nameless commander’s gone missing. What a surprise, Captain. Where is the orc marines’ fearless patron? Where, indeed.”
“His sister The Named hasn’t been seen fighting for the Light, though, sir.”
“I suppose we should be thankful for that. Too much damn magic here as it is.”
In the battle’s centre, to Ashnak’s left, the infantry line-fight swayed—heroic bright uniforms, white shining armour, the rise and fall of enchanted blades. Trolls crushed skulls, witches cackled and transmuted their enemies to bloody offal, before falling to the Light’s magery. Blue fire-worms faded from Ashnak’s flesh. He wondered briefly if that meant that the enemy wizard battalions were having problems with the other flank of the battle; he wondered too why there was never a magic-sniffer around when you needed one…
At the foot of the ridge, a band of elven cavalry wheeled their horned mounts and charged up the slope towards the woods, firing short recurved bows as they came. Sunlight glinted from the unicorns’ spiral horns and from the elven mail.
Ashnak bellowed: “Heavy weapon fifty yards general targets fire!”
An orc squad on the far right opened up, raking the elves with Maxim guns.
“Captain Barashkukor, tell the drummers to signal Fire at will!”
A ragged cheer went down the line. Ashnak bared his fangs in a smile. He thumbed the RT. “All marine troops go over to primary weapons, repeat, all marine troops use primary weapons.”
He unslung an M60 machinegun from his back. With his standard-bearer close behind, he pushed into a gap between squads at the woods’ edge, cocked the weapon, and the stuttering roar of a firefight broke out. Grenades exploded, throwing up showers of dirt and meat. Cordite smoke obscured the battle. The orc squads around him fired on automatic, M16 and AK47 muzzles jabbing flame. The boom! and crack! of fire hurt his ears until they bled.
“Suck on that, motherfuckers!” Ashnak lifted his machinegun and fired again, emptying the magazine.
Hooves cut the turf as elvish cavalry pounded up the ridge towards him. Ashnak dropped to one knee, thumbed the magazine-release, and slid a full magazine in. The arrow-storm fell around him. Eighty jewelled riders: bright swords raised, banners flying, spurring their unicorns’ flanks bloody. He saw their mouths open, could not hear the Light’s spells over the firefight.
“Gotta admire them dumbass heroes. But…”
Ashnak emptied his M60 into the front rank.
Unicorns and elves slammed into the earth. The banners of the Light dropped and fell, trampled. Broken-legged mounts screamed, struggling to rise. One mail-shirted elf got to her hands and knees, blonde hair falling over her almond eyes, and Ashnak let off a burst that ripped her into bloody shrapnel.
“Keep firing! We’re gonna take ’em!”
As he spoke, an enemy fail-weapons spell glanced across the ridge and the wood. All the automatic weapons coughed and fell silent; all the grenades failed to explode. The sudden quiet filled with the screaming of wounded unicorns.
“Where the fuck are our mages? Damn it, we could turn the battle here!”
“They’ve run!” The standard-bearer, Ugarit, fell to his knees and began to giggle hysterically.
Captain Barashkukor hit dirt beside Ashnak. “Dark magic-users were supposed to be protecting his flank, sir, but they pulled out.”
A rare breath of wind parted the smoke and magical flames. Ashnak stared out from the ridge, across the battlefield. The fight on his left between the Undead and their dwarvish opponents swayed backwards and forwards and broke, the Dark Undead falling back in confusion.
To Ashnak’s right, the Dark’s trolls turned their backs and ran from Men in full plate harness advancing across the Fields towards the orcs’ position, the shimmer of spellfire blazing from their armour.
“If we don’t hold ’em now, we’ve lost it!” Ashnak slapped the butt of his M60. “Captain, pass the word down to the NCOs: if these weapons fail, the marines are to go over to axe and hammer. We’ve done it before. We’re the fighting Agaku! Drums: signal the advance. Let’s go, marines. Go, go, go!”
Pounding the earth, boots slipping in blood and intestines, Ashnak loped down over the fallen bodies of the elvish cavalry. Exposed now, on open ground, the orc machines pounded forward.
“Chaarrge!” Ashnak bellowed, deep voice lost in the foundry-racket of fire.
A good part of the right flank of the Horde began suddenly to roll forward with the orcs.
SPLOOOOM!!
Momentum gone, Horde warriors dived for cover in the waving grass and found none.
“How do you like that? The bastards are running out on us!” a voice marvelled in Ashnak’s ear. Company Sergeant Marukka swung her shoulder-fired rocket-launcher around and pulled the trigger. The whump! of high explosive failed to materialise. “This ain’t no Horde general advance, sah! We’re marooned way out in front of the battle! The enemy are going to take us on both flanks!”
The armoured Men closed the distance, screaming into the fight. Ashnak wiped his brows, damp with the fine spray of blood that filled the air above the infantry line. The sky stood empty of all but the eclipsed sun. Black riders grouped on a distant ridge to the east. No sign of his runner; no word from Horde Command.
“We can hold without firearms—but the rest of them candyass bastards won’t!”
The smoke of magic hid the left flank now, and rolled across the centre of the battle, so that all he could hear were screams, battlecries. Longbow arrows began dropping from the sky, scattering the command group around him, and an orc NCO lifted his helmeted head to shout orders and dropped with a steel bolt through GI pot and skull. Another fail-weapons spell sparked from field to ridge. The reserve squads’ weapons stuttered and died.
“Son of a bitch!” Ashnak howled. He pounded his useless M60 into the weapons-strewn, bloodstained, corpse-littered turf. “Somebody take out the White Mages!”
“We’re going to die!” Corporal Ugarit crouched at the foot of the marine standard-pole, skinny shoulders shaking. His wide eyes fixed on the advancing Army of Light. “I’m going to die—they’re going to get me—I’m outta here—arrggh!”
Ashnak wiped green orc blood from the butt of the M60 as he kicked Ugarit to his feet. Pragmatic and prosaic, he said, “If anyone’s going to die at the Last Battle, trust me, it won’t be the orc marines!”
He thumbed his helmet RT.
“Okay, listen up! Ashnak to all section leaders. Form up on the standard, repeat, form up on my standard. We can’t retreat from this position, we’ll never make it. We’re going to fight straight through the enemy lines, and we’re not stopping for anything, got that? Once we’re past them, keep going. We’ll regroup at our emergency rendezvous point. Assholes and elbows, you motherfuckers, and remember that you’re the orc marines!”