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  A barefoot woman will put a boot on a man, and put him in a galosh, and turn him inside out and make him the last barefoot!

  A man is similar to a gibbon, only unfortunately more often in intellect than in potency!

  The man has donkey stubbornness, the ambition of a lion, but in reality he is a goat!

  A man for a woman is like a slop place for a cow, you can"t do without it, but it"s disgusting to approach!

  What is common between a man and a toilet in a women's room - the fact that women only bleat at men!

  A woman is a cunning fox that can devour any lion like a rabbit!

  A woman needs a man like a whipping boy, if he doesn"t beat a man, then there will be no life!

  A woman needs men like a pig's horns, only a fur coat donated by men is expensive!

  Not everything is gold that glitters, not everything is a treasure that blinds!

  But a cat in a poke is still better than a fox in a sheepskin coat!

  The strongest lion can be kept on a leash by a cunning fox!

  Even with the strength of a cat, you can defeat a lion with the cunning of a fox!

  In order not to be a woodpecker, do not count the crows!

  It is easier to make a crow sing like a nightingale than a politician to fulfill election promises!

  To argue with a politician that counting a crow and being the last woodpecker!

  The fox does not have the largest fangs among animals, but the most victims among people!

  An uninvited guest is worse than a pig in a poke!

  If you're smart with a log, then you'll work hard like Papa Carlo, and you won't find the golden key!

  If you do not want to study like Pinocchio, then you will remain a log for life!

  If you are resourceful like Pinocchio, then the mind is not at all logged!

  The mind is like that of a log, the one who, like Pinocchio, runs to the theater instead of school!

  Burying gold in the ground, you become a citizen of the country of fools!

  If you bury your golden talents, you will perish for a copper penny!

  Golden mountains of silvery speeches are not worth a penny!

  If a politician blows his mind, then the voter goes down the drain!

  A skilled craftsman can make Pinocchio out of logs, but who is scorched with the mind, and with a golden key will wander into the quagmire!

  In order for the people to mature to democracy, they need the sun of freedom, and in the darkness of despotism, they will forever remain politically green!

  Dear boots, a woman mines with a bare foot!

  A politician often bullies to put a yoke on voters!

  A rooster politician crushes voters like chickens!

  The politician dreams of riding a white horse in order to put a yoke on the voter!

  The fox is small with fangs, and wanting to swallow them, it generally hides them!

  A politician who talks a lot about humanity is a typical cannibal!

  And a bear can be lulled with honey-sweet speeches!

  For an alcoholic, bitter vodka is sweeter than honey!

  A tailor will lie and not blush, a politician will "blush" and lie!

  A woman, having thrown off her shoes, puts on a man, to the level of a tramp!

  War has not a woman's face, but a physiognomy that attracts thrill-seekers!

  A woman is a dove that bites into a woodpecker man like a kite!

  A woman always has seven Fridays a week, and without a Sunday gift from marital debt, she always has a day off!

  God is not omnipotent in everything, he is powerless to argue a woman!

  Although God is almighty, he is not able to shut up a woman's mouth, and stop politics!

  A politician has no conscience, a woman has a sense of proportion, and a woman politician has all feelings without measure!

  A woman is a flower, thorny like a rose, but her sweet fragrance attracts goats and drones!

  The voter falls into childhood, voting for the hateful old oaks with hollows!

  A Russian soldier can be made to collapse like a beveled log, but not put on his knees, and made to shake like an aspen!

  If you do not want to observe military discipline, you will bend your back like a prisoner!

  There is a lot of dirt in our world, only rare princes in it!

  The politician's tongue is long, but to accomplish what he has thrashed - his hands are short!

  The politician is quick to promise, slow to fulfill, asks for alms, and forgiveness for deceit!

  When a woman does not have enough shoes, she puts a man barefoot on!

  A woman is first and foremost a fox who wants to lasso a lion, but usually donkeys get caught in her lasso!

  A woman is a chicken that loves golden eggs, bringing only a loss to their carrier!

  A woman is a chicken, only she can bring golden eggs to that man, which is a real fox!

  A real fox and a rooster will make you lay golden eggs!

  The claws of a fox are not those of a lion, but she will tear off three skins from the king of beasts!

  Whoever is not a fox with his mind is not a lion either!

  A fox woman is able to convince any man that he is a lion, breeding like a simple donkey!

  A female lioness with only a fox's mind and a wolf's grip!