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  There are two problems in the world, one of them is money, what else can you survive, the other is the lack of money, which is unbearable!

  Money is an evil that disappears when it grows in quantity!

  A cock-of-arms politician lays golden eggs, but not in the pocket of voters!

  Without money there is no life, with money there is no peace!

  Vodka brings income to the state, but ruin from drunkenness comes to the kingdom!

  Do not believe the politician that promises mountains of gold, you will fly into a ravine for a copper penny!

  A politician has a long tongue for a promise and short hands for fulfilling the promise!

  Do not believe a politician who puts on a sheep's clothing, maybe he really is a sheep!

  Money brings happiness, only it is not worth a penny!

  You can't measure happiness with money, but you can't measure grief with tears!

  A politician removes shavings from a voter if he is dumb as a stump, and with oak stubbornness!

  Do not spit in the well, maybe this is not just an abyss of promises issued by politicians!

  Do not believe red speeches, and mellifluous executioners!

  The politician pours out like a nightingale, but breeds a crow like a fox!

  A toothless ruler is more likely to bite a subject!

  The politician has an answer for everything, but there is no trust in his answer!

  No one knows what the politician has in mind, although one stupidity is on his tongue!

  Money is the most important thing in life, it only spoils your whole life forever!

  It won"t be a stump, they"ll strip it like sticky and cut it down like a pine tree!

  A politician can seduce a voter with honey speeches to swat like a fly!

  The golden mountains that the politician promises shine brightly, but the stench of lies stinks!

  Don't think if a politician is talking nonsense, that he is a fool, that he wants to turn a penny into a penny!

  The politician is not a saint, which is clear to everyone, but why do others look at him as an icon?

  A politician is a fox in sheep's clothing that shears sheep and gets into his pockets!

  If you think that a wolf in sheep's clothing will give you cutlets for breakfast, then you are a typical sheep!

  A good poet is not the one who tears his throat, but the one who sings about the essential!

  I do not think that the ram is in power, it is absolutely stupid, he has already gored the voter!

  Even if the politician is a stinking goat, he can milk the ram voter!

  Never vote with your heart, it is stupid, and whoever has a head does not go to the polls at all!

  If you don't want to be disappointed in your choice, vote for an outsider, because the leader always lies!

  If the people deify the ruler, life turns into hell!

  Do not try to please everyone, you will not occupy all the chairs, you will not lie in all the coffins!

  If you're not an ace, it's not just poker that will beat you!

  Whoever has no trump cards falls into the lowest suit!

  Without an extra trump card in hand, a card of any suit will be beaten!

  A strong man attracts women not as a weak magnet!

  Steel muscles help to fill wallets with gold, steel nerves do not allow the wallet to leak!

  Even a hero is exhausted from such a heavy burden as an empty wallet!

  These are the aphorisms uttered by Gulliver, who became a boy.

  Meanwhile, the orcs were doing something bad with the captive children. Two: a boy and a girl were tortured almost to death and lay unconscious, resting after the torture.

  And the rest of the guys decided to make branding. They brought out naked boys and a girl, and began to put a red-hot iron on their shoulders in turn.

  Like eternal children desperately roared and twitched in terrible pain. They were turned into slaves.

  And besides, they also burned the skin, leaving an ominous sign in the form of a five-pointed star.

  One boy called out:

  - Let's not give up!

  And they hit him with barbed wire, on the side and back. The eternal boy cried out in excruciating pain.

  The orcs laughed at the top of their lungs for the umpteenth time. And bared their mouths with fangs.

  These are their songs, so howling and very cool, and ears wither from them, and you want to puke.

  Here is the oldest orc roared in the voice of an uncut ram:

  Let the rivers of blood

  Flowing on the ground...

  Let the pains groan

  Fires everywhere!

  Let death devour

  The harvest of human bodies...

  The planet is suffering

  Mayhem reigns!

  And let only death

  A furious ball rules,

  You all die

  Satan has called you to account!

  The Lord won't help

  You will burn in hell forever...

  We will move you in the face,