"I made the cake," Mrs. Jongs said.
The commissaris grinned at Carl. "And you made another work of most expressive art. The essential turtle. You must have watched my friend well. Let's see if Turtle will acknowledge his archetype."
Carl took his construction and carried it into the garden. The commissaris, his wife, and Mrs. Jongs watched from the porch. Carl had squatted down when the shot cracked. The bullet knocked the wire-and-shingle turtle from Carl's hands. Carl staggered back. The commissaris stumbled down the garden steps and grabbed hold of Carl. His wife screamed. Mrs. Jongs pointed at a window of a building beyond the rear of the garden and past another garden behind it. "There. Up there."
The commissaris and Carl, arms around each other, climbed the stairs back to the porch. The commissaris's wife pulled them both up. "Quickly, Jan, please."
"Phoo," the commissaris said when he pushed Carl into the house. "No panic, Katrien. Why don't you phone de Gier? Tell him to take a cab. Which window was it, Mrs. Jongs? Could you point it out to me?"
"Stay away from the windows!" the commissaris's wife shouted.
"That's the third floor?" the commissaris asked. "Must be that hotel. There's a hotel there now, on Valerius Street. Do call de Gier, dear."
"He's coming," his wife said, dropping the phone. "He was asleep. What can the sergeant do, Jan?"
"Not too much, I hope," the commissaris said. "Maybe we should have called Grijpstra. Are you all right, Carl?"
"Goohood shot," Carl said. "Meaheant to mihiss me."
The doorbell rang. The commissaris's wife opened the door. "Yes?"
"Voort," the man in the blue blazer and the gray slacks said. "State Detection. Could I see your husband, please?"
"Someone was shooting at us just now," the commissaris's wife said.
"I beg your pardon, ma'am?"
The commissaris came to the door too. "Ah, Voort. Not a good time, I'm afraid. We're under fire here."
Voort stepped back. "I don't quite understand."
The commissaris lit a cigar. "Quite simple. It was a rifle, I'm sure, with a marksman at the trigger, as in the IJsbreker case."
"Call the police," Voort said. "You want me to call them? I have a radio connection from my car."
The commissaris waved the cigar under his nose and sniffed. "Ah, excellent. I don't smoke so much anymore. Rather increases the pleasure. Which police?"
"Is he that stupid fellow who has been bothering you?" the commissaris's wife asked.
"Yes, Katrien."
"Away with you," the commissaris's wife said, poking a finger into Voort's blazer. "Silly man. Shoo." She pushed her husband back and banged the door.
"Now, now, Katrien."
"Really," she said, "shooting at us from the rear, bothering us up front. Won't this ever stop? Mrs. Jongs and I can make some sandbags. Why don't you get your gun? It's upstairs, on your shirts."
"I'm not too good with guns," the commissaris said. "Can't we have more tea?"
The doorbell rang again. The commissaris's wife marched to the door. "Easy now, Katrien," the commissaris said. "Voort is only trying to do a job. No good yelling at the chap."
De Gier came in.
"Ah," the commissaris said. "Very good of you, Rinus. We have a problem here. Someone fired a rifle from the hotel across the garden, third floor. That's on Valerius Street, a hotel. Could you go over there and make inquiries? Here, I'll give you some money."
"Money, sir?"
"Yes," the commissaris said. "Say you're a private detective. Private detectives use money, I believe. Let's see what you can come up with. Mrs. Jongs baked a cake, you can earn yourself a slice."
De Gier looked at the commissaris's wife. "No one got hurt?"
Carl held up his construction. "I was juhust puhutting it down. In the gaharden."
De Gier felt the hole in the turtle's shell. "Would be nice to have the bullet."
"Nobody goes into the garden now," the commissaris's wife said.
"I see, ma'am. Til be as quick as I can." De Gier took the notes the commissaris was holding out to him. "How are your ribs?" the commissaris's wife asked.
De Gier felt his chest. "I think they're okay now, ma'am, I can take on the foe."
"Don't," the commissaris said.
De Gier was back an hour and a half later. The commissaris's wife let him in. "My husband is upstairs, Rinus, napping again. He's awfully tired these days. I do think the strain is getting too much for him. His legs aren't doing too well, either."
"Yes," de Gier said. "Maybe I should come back tonight?"
"Rinus?" The commissaris stood at the top of the stairs. "Come up, dear fellow. Katrien, do you think we could have a drink?"
Mrs. Jongs brought up a tray, with a tale about lizards. She held up the commissaris's glass against the light. "They lives in there, but I never sees them."
"Thank you, Mrs. Jongs, we won't let them out." The commissaris waited until she had left before he raised his glass. "Here we go, into the unknown again. Exciting, don't you think? We seem to be short of guidelines these days." He drank. "You know, Rinus, I'm learning a lot. About what it's like to be on my own. There was always the State before, but she has left me now."
De Gier replaced his glass. "The State is a she?"
The commissaris nodded. "I think so. Well, Sergeant, what's new?"
"The hotel owner," de Gier said, "let an upstairs room on the third floor in the rear to a couple, at about three o'clock this afternoon, just for a few hours. The man was tall, handsome, well dressed. He carried a suitcase. Suspect would have been about forty years old. He showed no identification and paid in cash. The lady was younger, attractive, blond hair, not the same class as the man. The hotel owner thought the man to be a company director and the lady a secretary."
"Not a call girl?"
"No," de Gier said. "She seemed unhappy. Call girls put up a show. Female suspect seemed to be in the power of her male companion. A job relationship -she couldn't refuse. The hotel owner didn't hear the shot. There may have been a vacuum cleaner running at the time."
"Ah," the commissaris said.
"The couple arrived in a cab," de Gier said. "Taxi headquarters are close by, so I went over there and gave the radio operator money. He called all cabs, offering a reward to the driver who delivered the couple at the hotel. The man showed up promptly. Cab-drivers are good observers. He described suspects in detail."
"Who?" the commissaris asked.
"The baron and Celine," de Gier said. "I'm positive."
"The baron I believe," the commissaris said. "Why Celine?"
De Gier stretched his legs and looked at his glass.
"Another drink, Sergeant?"
"No, thank you, sir. By now the baron knows who I am. We had some moments together at his club. He had drugged himself then, and I expect that he had a very open mind." De Gier waved a hand. "Maybe this sounds silly, sir."
"No, no. Not at all, Rinus. Let's explore the mystical side of our situation for a bit. Go ahead, if you please."
"Hmmm," de Gier said.
"Go on."
"The baron would be worth fighting." De Gier pulled in his legs and sat up. "A splendid adversary. Did you notice he looks like me?"
"Yes, Sergeant."
"I feel I have prepared for this," de Gier said. "Don't you think the fight would be worthwhile?"
"No," the commissaris said. "Not at all. Leave the baron be, he'll squash himself in the end."
De Gier sat up straighter. "So why bother with Fernandus, sir? You're going all out too. The raid was your show of force. We robbed the club, pushed waiters over, brought the angel down…"
"Yes, yes," the commissaris said. "I've been considering that. Childish play, I did rather enjoy it."
De Gier grinned.
"But I wouldn't kill Fernandus," the commissaris said. "I intend to put him in jail, your approach is too medieval. Present society no longer condones death as a penalty; we must allow for our spiritual evolution."