"Really, Abe, they taste surprisingly like the real thing. I mean, considering they're fat free and all."
Abe made a face. "Fat free, shmat free. Always with the no fat."
"For you, not for me. I don't worry about fat, but we've got to watch out for that sputtering ticker of yours."
"It's not sputtering!" He looked offended again. "It never sputters."
"Yeah, but it will be." Jack reached across the counter and patted the ample belly. "And maybe fat free can shrink this."
Abe looked down at the vast expanse of his white shirt and pointed to the orange smear of Dorito dust left by Jack's fingers.
"Oy, now look what you've done."
"First of the day," Jack said. Abe tended to keep a record of his daily food intake on his shirt. "It'll have company soon enough."
He crushed a broken chip and let the crumbs fall to the counter. A blue-feathered streak appeared and immediately began pecking at them.
"See? Parabellum likes them, and parakeets don't have to worry about bulging waistlines."
Abe shook his head. "I don't know. It says here it contains Olestra."
"Yeah. Instead of fat. That's why they call it 'Wow.'"
"I hear they call it 'Wow' because that's what you say on your many trips to the bathroom later."
Jack gave a dismissive wave. "Trash talk from the food nazis. But even if true, think of it as a bonus: Reduce your cholesterol and cure your constipation problem in one swell foop."
"I don't have a constipation problem."
"And you won't have to worry about one if you eat these."
Abe stared at his chip, then at his pet.
"Oy. Parabellum doesn't have a constipation problem either. Just the opposite already. Now—"
"Stop stalling and try it."
"Well, maybe just one." He shoved the whole chip into his mouth and chewed slowly, thoughtfully. "Not bad." He wiggled his fingers toward the bag. "But I can't give an educated opinion after just one. I'll have to try another."
They shared the bag, crunching as they started in on the papers.
Jack said, "Have you seen anything about three shot-up bodies down in the financial district?"
Abe read every New York paper, plus a few from Washington and Boston.
"I should ask how you know such a thing and the papers don't?"
Jack told him the story from its start in Julio's to its end in Red Hook.
"Such a busy night. No wonder you're Mister Sunshine."
"I've never been Mister Sunshine."
"This is true."
"The thing is, I've got this feeling it's not over with those guys—and I don't mean the dead oxygen wasters."
"Because you don't know their game?"
"Bull's-eye. Being bugged like that creeped me out. Got a way I can keep it from happening again?"
"Just the thing."
He slipped off his stool and stepped into the storage closet behind the counter. Jack heard rummaging noises and a few words he assumed to be Yiddish curses. Then, red-faced and puffing, Abe returned to his stool. He placed something that looked like an undersized radio/cassette player on the counter.
"Here. A TD-seventeen. Not a state-of-the-art sweeper, but just what you need. Detects any RF signal between one and a thousand megahertz."
Jack picked up the little black box, fiddled with the aerial and the sensitivity dial. Looked simple enough.
"Great. Put it on my tab. How come you stock this up here instead of downstairs?"
"Downstairs is crowded enough already. I should stock something legal downstairs?"
Jack thought of something as he stuck the sweeper in his pocket.
"Last night… the little guy called himself a yennasari or something like that. Any idea what he was talking about?"
Abe frowned. "Doesn't ring a bell."
That increased Jack's frustration. He needed some sort of handle on these guys. Abe had a degree in anthropology and a minor in languages. If he didn't know…
"Unless he was using a form of janissary."
"Who can say? What's a janissary?"
"The janissaries were bodyguards of the Turkish sultan, his household troops back in the day of the Ottoman Empire. If I remember correctly, they were started in the fourteenth century. The Turks began conscripting Christian boys from the Balkans, converting them to Islam, and training them as soldiers. These became janissaries."
Jack shook his head. "These guys weren't Turkish. Not even close."
Abe rolled his eyes. "The janissaries were disbanded already. Back in the eighteen hundreds. But it's become a generic term for any sort of elite military force. How come you don't know this?"
"Hey, I'm a dropout, remember? But now it starts to make sense. These guys behaved like a team, were well armed, and the little guy, Zeklos, was devastated that he was being kicked out. Said he had nothing to live for. If you were raised since childhood to be part of a team, and then got kicked out… yeah, you might want to put a bullet through your brain."
"Speak for yourself."
"He also talked about something called emvee being his world. That ring any sort of bell?"
"Emvee?" Abe shook his head. "Could be initials. But M-V initials could stand for anything from motor vehicles to music video to the Maldives to whatever. Oy. Such possibilities. It gives me an ache in the head."
The phone rang. Abe bent to check the caller ID.
"This I have to take."
Jack waved and headed for the door. Things to do.
2
He'd gone maybe half a block when he heard someone calling his name. He turned and saw Abe waving from the store's front door.
"Jack! Come back! Such news I've got!"
So Jack went back.
"What's up?" he said as he followed Abe's bustling form back to the rear of the store.
"That call was from a contact overseas—the one who's been working on your resurrection."
"Why didn't you say so? I would have waited."
"I didn't know if it would be good news. I didn't want to get your hopes up."
Hopes up? They'd just shot into orbit.
Impending fatherhood called for changes—momentous changes—in his legal status. Right now that status was zilch. The various and sundry governments—federal, state, and local—wheeling around him had no clue that he existed. Since his birth he'd stayed under their radar—by happenstance as a teenager, by design since he'd slipped into the city fifteen years ago.
But to be a real and true father to the baby, he had to be a citizen. Sure, he could love it and nurture it just as much in his present nonexistent state, but Gia had brought up a wrenching scenario: What if something happened to her?
The possibility had never occurred to Jack, mainly because the idea of anything bad happening to Gia was inconceivable. She would always be there.
But her point had been nailed home last November when she'd told him how a speeding truck had come within inches of splattering her all over Park Avenue.
Gia's death, as unthinkable as it seemed, and as remote a prospect as he could imagine, was not beyond the realm of possibility. Jack knew losing her would leave him emotionally devastated, but the ripples from her death would have far-reaching effects.
The baby would have no father of record. Jack—using his real surname for the ürst time since he'd gone underground—might be listed in the hospital birth records, but couldn't be listed anywhere else. The guy in question had never filed a 1040, so the IRS would be eager to talk to him. But Homeland Security would be even more interested. A man without an identity, with no official record of his existence… if that didn't start the word "terrorist" flashing red in their heads, nothing would.
He might be able to straighten it out without doing time, but that would take years. And during those years, Vicky—who he considered his adopted child—and his natural child would be living with Gia's folks back in Iowa. Jack had never met them, but he was sure they were good people. And as such they'd want to keep their grandchildren out of the clutches of someone as unsavory as Jack. Vicky would be forever lost to him—with no blood tie, he was out of the picture for her—and he'd have to fight for his own child. A custody battle for the baby would be ugly and inevitably go against him.