'Exercise is boring.'
'Sure. So?'
Ollie shrugged.
'By the way,' she said, 'tonight's my treat. I owe you one.'
'Okay, I accept,' he said.
'Be a cheap date,' she said, and winked. 'Now that you're on a diet, right?'
He hadn't realized he was on a diet. 'And, by the way, when are you gonna learn "Spanish Eyes" for me?' she asked. 'I almost have it down pat.' 'The Al Martino version, right?' 'Right.'
'Not the Backstreet Boys.'
'Right. My piano teacher says I'm almost there.' 'I want you to play it for my mother.' 'Maybe I should lose a few pounds first.' 'Nan, she's fat, too,' Patricia said, and burst out laughing.
Ollie found himself laughing, too. 'Two skim milks,' the waitress said, and set them down. 'Anything else?' she asked, and looked at Ollie expectantly.
'Thank you, no,' he said.
'You know,' Patricia said, 'fifty percent of all Americans want to lose twenty pounds, did you know that?'
'Yeah, well not me,' he said. 'I want to lose weight, too,' she said. 'You do?'
'Sure. Ten pounds or so. I would love to lose ten pounds or so.'
'You think I should lose ten pounds or so?' 'Well... to start.'
'Then what? Twenty pounds? Like fifty percent of Americans want to lose?'
'No, fifty pounds. Like twenty percent of Americans want to lose.'
Ollie looked at her. She grinned, shrugged. 'I made up that last statistic,' she said. 'Good thing. Cause I don't plan to lose no fifty damn pounds.'
'Okay, start with ten.'
'Ten, I could maybe manage.'
'Good, we'll both lose ten pounds.'
'Both of us, huh?'
Sure. We'll lose ten together.'
'Together,' he repeated.
Somehow, together sounded good.
This was all very strange.
'Patricia?' he said.
'Yes, Oil?'
'If Report to the Commissioner is ever published
Yes?'
'I'm gonna dedicate it to you.'
Her eyes went suddenly moist.
She squeezed his hands across the table.
This was all so very strange.
He sipped a little of the skim milk.
It tasted like goat piss.
MEYER WAS JUST about to sign out when the phone call came. He looked up at the wall clock. 3:43 p.m. 'Eighty-seventh Squad,' he said. 'Detective Meyer.' 'May I speak to Detective Carella, please?' 'Not in today. May I take a message?' 'Yes. Will you tell him Adam Fen called . . . ?' Meyer immediately looked at the caller ID number flashing on his screen. A 377 prefix. Right here in the precinct. He signaled to Parker across the room, waved
him over to the desk. On a sheet of paper, he scribbled the single word:
ADDRESS!
Parker nodded, wrote down the caller ID number, and went back to his own desk.
'Are you still there?' the Deaf Man asked.
'Still here,' Meyer said.
'I hope you're not doing what I think you're doing. I'll be gone long before you get here.'
'What is it you think I'm doing?'
'Please, dummy,' the Deaf Man said, 'you're way out of your league. Give this message to Carella. Have you got a pencil?'
'Ready,' Meyer said.
'Tell him a woman named Melissa Summers may try to leave the country in the next few days. Tell him
At his own desk, Parker was talking to a phone company supervisor, trying to get an address for the 377 number. With his free hand, Meyer gestured Hurry up!
'. . . to watch the airports. She's in possession of. . .'
'How do you spell that name, please?'
'Summer with an s on the end!' the Deaf Man shouted. 'Melissa Summers. Stop . . . stop trying to keep me on this line!'
He seemed to be suddenly struggling for breath.
'Are you okay?' Meyer asked.
'No, as a matter of fact, I've been shot. But don't . . .' He struggled for breath again. 'Don't bother putting out... a med alert, I've got my own doctor, thanks.'
'Why don't you let us come help you?' Meyer suggested. We'll get you to a hos ..."
'Please don't be ridiculous,' the Deaf Man said, and caught his breath again.
Across the room, Parker was just getting off the phone.
'Tell Carella she has the Strad.'
'The what?'
'Tell him I hope he gets her.'
There was a click on the line.
'It's 328 River Place South,' Parker said.
GENERO KICKED IN the door to apartment 17D at four-fifteen that Saturday afternoon. It was the first time in his life he'd ever kicked in a door. It made him feel like a television cop. He was not alone — in storming the apartment, that is. Parker and Meyer had both done this sort of thing before, and they did not feel like television cops at all. In fact, they felt more like firemen, breaking down the door this way. Whoever had lived here —
According to the super, the man renting the apartment was named Adam Fen, though recently a good-looking blonde had begun living with him. They figured this had to be the Melissa Summers the Deaf Man had mentioned, but the super didn't know her name. Whoever had lived here had left in a very big hurry. There were blood stains in the entry hall, on the carpet near the hall table. Heavy stains. They figured this was where he'd got shot and where he'd done most of his bleeding. There was also a trail of blood leading first to the bathroom, where a roll of cotton gauze on the sink seemed to indicate he'd tried to stanch the blood and bind the wound, and next to a small office at the rear of the apartment, where blood smears on the computer keyboard seemed to indicate he'd been typing something before he left.
When they booted up the machine, they discoveted that all the files had been deleted. The only thing that popped up on the screen was a yellow Stickie note that read:
I'LL BE SEEING YOU, BOYS!
'Guy's bleeding all over the floor, he stops to write us a note,' Genero said.
'That's his style, all right,' Meyer agreed..
'I'LL BE SEEING you, huh?' Carella said into the phone.
'Is what the Stickie said.'
'And you think he's wounded, is that it?'
'No question. He told me he'd been shot, and there's blood all over the place here.'
'Better put out a Med alert.'
'He said not to bother. He's got his own doctor.'
'So you think he's gone again?'
'With the wind.'
'How about the girl? Summers, is it?'
'Melissa Summers. He says she's heading out of the country.'
'Where?'
'Didn't say.'
'With the Strad?'
'That's what he told me.'
'Has anyone heard from the Greek yet?'
'Not us. Maybe he called Mid South.'
'Be nice to know what happened.'
'Oh yes.'
'Better contact Homeland, Meyer.'
'I already did. And all the airlines. They'll be watching for her and the fiddle.'
'If that's the name on her passport.' 'If she even has a passport.' There was a long pause on the line. 'So what do we do about him?' Meyer asked. 'Wait, I guess. If we get the girl . . .' 'If
'She may be able to tell us something about him. If not, we grab him when he pops up again.' 'If he pops up again.' 'He always does, Meyer.' 'Death and taxes.' 'Same thing,' Carella said. There was another pause.
'Well . . . I've got work to do here,' Meyer said. 'Go easy.' 'See you Monday.'
'See you,' Carella said, and hung up. He stood by the phone with his hand on the receiver for a moment, looking down at the phone, wondering when next they'd see the Deaf Man, thinking never was soon enough. He almost sighed.
Teddy was waiting for him in the bedroom. He undressed silently, went into the bathroom to brush his teeth and floss, and then went to the bed, and climbed in beside her.
Her hands moved in the air.
It was a lovely wedding, she signed.
He read her hands, nodded.
Didn't you think so? she signed.