The devil is a television set at the end of the bed. She’s still a virgin, Jimmy reminded himself, and he didn’t want the responsibility. I don’t lust for her. Or anyone. Diana was the patroness of hunting and virginity, an odd combination. She protected the hunter and hunted. Jimmy didn’t think of himself as a hunter, but he thought Jane thought of herself as hunted. Maybe she didn’t. Maybe he thought of her as hunted, virgins being the only prey left.
What makes him think he can have a new idea, Jane wondered. Her clothes were on the couch and her books on the floor. She was moving uptown, out of her sister’s apartment to a house in Riverdale rented by a group of people, only one of whom she knew. Jimmy thought she was crazy to move so far away, but she had to get out fast, that’s what her sister said. The house in Riverdale faced the Hudson, and was so big, one could feel alone. Jane felt eccentric in her room that had a window seat. It provoked her to have antiquated ideas, Gothic ideas. Jimmy as her perverted suitor, her Heathcliff, morbid, brooding. She wanted to divest herself of her virginity so that she could give herself to him. But first she had to find a man to fuck.
People make too much of sex, Larry had said. To Jane it felt like something that had to be overcome, or at least gotten over, like a headache or a toothache. She had been attracted to a thin, tall guy with sort of bad teeth like Jimmy’s and had spoken to him at a party. An hour passed and they were still talking. A slightly older man wearing a fat tie with a Greek column down its center took her hand and drew her to the side of the room. “I’m jealous,” he said. “Jealous?” “Yes,” he said, “I brought him.” Her body moved backward, toward the wall, as if to indicate that she didn’t mean to stand in his way. “I didn’t know.” And she didn’t.
Most of the people in the house at Riverdale were research psychologists or classical musicians. Jane was the only college girl. To get rid of my virginity, I have to lose weight, she thought, but found it impossible in the house, where, with so many people around, someone was always eating. One of the research psychologists was a thin man with thick glasses. He had the cleanest room. Whenever Jane passed his door she looked in. The bed was always made and nothing was out of order. The books were stacked in even piles. The pens were in a holder. What distressed her most was that his shoes were always exactly in the same place under his chair, equidistant from the legs of the chair, and lined up precisely with the back of the chair. He never said too much but, like his room, whatever he said was in order. They all had dinners together, and Jane became friends with Ollie, a violinist with flat feet. At night when she couldn’t sleep he’d come to her gothic bedchamber and play, at her request, her favorite lullabye: Rockabye and good night with roses and lilies. Her grandmother’s name was Rose, and her aunt’s name was Lillie, and slowly she’d fall asleep while Ollie fiddled in the doorway. Jimmy’s mother requested an appointment with him, and they met at a decent bar, her words for his choice, at the base of the Empire State Building, Jimmy remembering that Jane had told him she used to meet her sisters at the base of the building and never having looked up, didn’t know that the tallest building in the world rose above her. What a dope, he thought, as his mother ordered a whiskey sour and asked about the cinema. It’s going all right, he answered. Crow’s feet on her, looked to him like the footprints of a small bird pressed onto thin skin. She was thin-skinned. After her second whiskey sour she complained about his father, and placed her pale hand on his, a dirty male version of hers. He felt like a male version of her in all respects, and always agreed with her assessments of his father. In complicity he drank down another beer. Her lipstick had smeared slightly and her speech slurred and he thought she was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen. When he left her in Penn Station at Track 19 he felt he could see through her, read her thoughts, and he turned abruptly, went to a phone booth and called Maurice, who said he was free for dinner and did Jimmy want some too?
Her father reading Lord Chesterfield to her, at bedtime, like Polonius to Ophelia, giving advice in order to repress her, this was not an easy thing to explain to Uncle Larry, who said, “When your father was very little, he always protected me. I was his baby brother. But he wasn’t that big himself. We were only fifteen months apart. And we lived in a rough neighborhood. You don’t know anything about that, they protected you from that.” Larry had lost at the races again. “Our mother never combed her hair, that’s why when he sees yours, he goes a little nuts.” Larry paused and puffed. “You do comb it when you see him, don’t you?” “When I see him, I comb it, Larry.” The men in the family didn’t lose their hair; it was a source of pride to them. They kept their hair and lost at the races and lost in business. “The textile industry,” Larry was going on, “used to be lots of smalltime people. Till the mid-fifties. Then the big guys moved in — vertical, or was it horizontal, monopolies — they bought everything — the mills, the cotton, the department stores, everything. There wasn’t any place for the little guy. And your father didn’t want to sell. And by the time he wanted to sell, it was too late. The story of my life, sweetheart.”
Jimmy was acting like a real jerk. Saying he’d meet her, then not showing up, or showing up much later. His excuse was that he didn’t like her castle on the Hudson. She didn’t think it was that. She thought he was angry at her. What was it he said? She was reading things into it. She put down her diary and stared straight ahead. The phone started ringing and she ran to answer it.
The research psychologist with the cleanest room had driven into a concrete wall; it appeared to have been deliberate, onlookers said, said the cop. Onlookers wasn’t a word you heard much outside this kind of dialogue and Jane found herself fixing on it. She had looked in on him. “Jimmy thinks I read too much into things,” she told Felix when they met accidentally on a street corner in the East Village. His eyes looked even more cracked and his bones were sticking up, almost saluting from his face. “You’ve got a weird imagination,” he told her, “but you’re still a virgin, and that’s shit, and you still think that Jimmy is a valentine, when he’s more full of shit than you are.” “I’m not a virgin,” she lied. “Okay, let’s go to my place.” “What about your girlfriend?” Felix told her that was his problem, not hers. Jane looked carefully into those cracked eyes. She hadn’t seen him in a while. Felix played with the buttons of her pea jacket and whispered that the best way it could happen would be with him. “In France,” he said, “an older man, a friend of the family, usually does it.” A horse being broken struggled on the sidewalk before Jane’s eyes and she declared, adamantly, “I’m not attracted to you.” Felix refused to believe her, his ego at that moment as big as the Alps were high. He relented. “Then let’s get a cup of coffee and go to a movie.” Jane placed her hand in his — he said, “Your hands are very small”—and inside her she knew that there was no way in hell that Felix would ever be considered a friend in her family.