“Fuck, Conde, I’m not some retard. What should I do then?”
“Pick me up at the Boss’s. I’m off to talk to him. I’ll wait there.”
And Mario Conde hung up, with a sigh of relief, as the cannon fire signalling it was nine p.m. reached him from far off. Time to close the gates to protect the city from pirates, and the policeman looked at his watch, which was slow, as if he were one to worry about precision, and his eyes returned to the figure of Miriam retreating up the Rampa, for the first time freely contemplating her from the rear, buttocks so perfect from the new perspective, compelling, firm, abundant flesh, like a magnet trailing in its wake the premonitions and desires of the Count, abandoned on the shore, a declaration full of doubt ringing in his ears: “I don’t know what I’ll do with my life,” she’d said before taking off and now he thought he should have said: “Walk up the Rampa to heaven, and I’ll go with you,” but he hadn’t and what he now saw at his feet was the dirty Calzada de Infanta, along which his bus was approaching, like a dark, rabid animal, impregnated with all the smells, anger and desires stirring in the city. “All aboard,” he shouted at himself, as he ran to hang off a door.
“Just as well you got here.”
“Why? You in need of a policeman?”
“Are you in a bloody mood?”
“I don’t know yet.”
Skinny Carlos smiled from his wheelchair and lit the cigarette between his lips.
“And how should I take that, wild man?”
“With all the shit, like I do… I feel fucked, hungry, sleepy, I’ve got to go on being a policeman and I have no luck with women. I mean, I don’t have anything I should have, what more do you want?”
“For you to stop acting tragic and remember that the day after tomorrow is your birthday and that we must organize something.”
“You sure, Skinny?”
“About what, Conde?”
“That we have to do something.”
“You don’t want to?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, I do… You only hit thirty-six once in your life, you know.”
“And eighteen, forty-nine and sixty-two. But hardly ever eighty-two.”
“That’s what I say. That’s why I spoke to the gang and everybody’ll be here on Wednesday. Andrés, Rabbit, even Miki… and I just have to let Red Candito know, though he’ll probably not come.”
“How come?”
“What do you mean, wild man? Didn’t you know Candito’s turned Adventist, Baptist or some such balls?”
Mario Conde was shocked beyond belief.
“You’re kidding. Since when?”
“That was what I was told. That he’s left the clandestine beer shop, that he’s no longer doing the business and spends his days proclaiming Jehovah as his saviour.”
“I don’t believe it,” retorted the Count. “He was always half a mystic, but to go Adventist, or Pentecostal…? Hey, but I’ve got to see this and anyway I need to talk to him. Ring Andrés and see whether he’ll take us to Red’s place and I’ll eat what Jose kept for me.”
When the Count entered the kitchen, the last strains of the final theme tune of the nine o’clock soap reached him from the living room. He found the meal Josefina had left for him just in case, under a plate on top of the cooker. She’d poured black beans on a mound of white rice and tucked a fried chicken leg away in one corner.
“The salad’s in the refrigerator,” he heard behind him, and the Count took a moment to turn round.
The loyalty shown by Skinny and his mother always disarmed him; it was so simple, elemental yet rocksolid. He had a place in that house he’d never had anywhere else, not even in his own home when his parents were alive, and the experience of belonging there softened him to the point that, on nights like tonight, when he felt heartily exhausted, disillusioned, rancorous, worried, destitute and full of angst, he was on the verge of tears, so when he turned round he opted to say: “So that animal in there scoffed all the chips as usual?”
“I told him to keep some for you, but he said he was sure you wouldn’t come…”
“If you weren’t here, I’d say he was a son of a… but better not, I suppose.”
“That’s up to you two,” said Josefina, smiling her usual smile.
The Count put his plates on the table and looked at her.
“Sit down for a minute, Jose.”
She obeyed and sighed plaintively.
“What’s the matter? You tired?”
“Yes, I get more tired by the day.”
“Hey, Jose, let me tell you something: your son’s had the idea of celebrating my birthday here.”
Josefina smiled again, now really enjoying herself.
“Is that what he told you? I’ll soon start thinking he’s that son of an individual you were about to mention. Because the idea was mine.”
“But are you crazy, sweetheart? Don’t you know what it will be like with all your son’s drunken friends here?”
“Yours as well… It will be all right. I’ve already got the things I need for the meal.”
“And where did you find the money?”
“Don’t worry about that, it’s all sorted.”
“And what are you going to cook?”
“It’s a surprise.”
“You’re just like your son,” nodded the Count, abandoning a chicken bone stripped of meat on the edge of his plate.
“Are you hungry?”
“When isn’t he?” asked Skinny as he came into the kitchen.
“You ate my chips, you animal.”
“Forget the chips and wash your hands, because Andrés is on his way.”
“And where are you off to? If one might be so bold,” asked Josefina, clearing the dishes from the table.
“To Red’s place,” said Mario, lighting up. “Your son says he’s turned Baptist. Or Mormon? But I swear on my life I don’t believe a word of it.”
On the slippery slope to his fortieth year Red Candito was sure he was destined to die in the same place he’d been born: a rundown, promiscuous rooming house in Santos Suárez, walls falling apart, electric cables dangling from the eaves like poisonous tentacles. Being born and growing up there had moulded his way of life with an irremediable domestic fatalism: from early on he’d learned that you have to defend even your minimal playing space, with fists if necessary, and when he grew up he also learned how fists opened up other doors in life: respect between men, for example. That is perhaps why he befriended the Count and had remained a friend even when Mario entered the prickly clan of the police: he’d once seen him defend with his fists a dignity that had been hurt by the theft of a tin of milk, when they had gone together to a school in the countryside, and Candito had come to his defence then and ever since. Because loyalty also formed part of the code of his turf, and he practised it, whenever it was called for.
When they met, Candito had already twice repeated the first year of high school and was one of the first to let his hair grow long, to create from red, rebellious ringlets a saffron afro that earned him the nickname he still bore: he was Red and would always be so, even when he was active in a Protestant, Lutheran or Calvinist sect. At the time they got to know each other, Candito expressed himself with a peculiar level of violence that also had its own morality: nobody ever saw him abuse anyone smaller or weaker than himself and the respect his friends felt for him grew till it became a harmonious friendship. Then, when the Count and his other friends went to university, fate or destiny placed Red at the edges of a marginal existence bordering on illegality where he earned his living in the chinks left by state shortages and inefficiency: and the Count, as a policeman, had taken advantage of that situation. In exchange for the street wisdom Red brought him and for information useful in solving some of his cases, the lieutenant offered him, alongside friendship, the pledge of unconditional protection if it were ever necessary in his conflicts with the law. It was an agreement between gentlemen, backed by a single guarantee, the sense of honour and friendship they’d learned in the barrios and meeting-places of Havana, when such words still rang true.