"How'd you know I was with Claudette Rocque?"
"We have our ways."
"There wasn't a tail."
"Maybe you didn't see him."
"There wasn't a tail."
"So?"
"Have you got their phone tapped?"
He was silent.
"What are you trying to tell me, Dunkenstein?" I asked.
"That I think you're crazy."
"She used the phone to tell somebody I gave her a ride into New Iberia?"
"She told her husband. She called him from a bar. Some people might think you're a dumb shit, Robicheaux."
I looked at the mist hanging in the pecan trees. The leaves were dark and wet with dew.
"A few minutes ago I was enjoying a cup of coffee and the morning paper," I said. "I think I'm going to finish the paper now and forget this conversation."
"I'm calling from the little grocery store by the drawbridge. I'll be down to your place in about ten minutes."
"I think I'll make a point of being on my way to work by then."
"No, you won't. I already called your office and told them you'd be late. Hang loose."
A few minutes later I watched him drive his U.S. government motor pool car up my front lane. He closed his car door and stepped around the mud puddles in the yard. His loafers were shined, his seersucker slacks ironed with knife-edge creases, his handsome blond face gleaming with the closeness of his shave. He wore his polished brown belt high up on his waist, which made him look even taller than he was.
"Have you got another cup of coffee?" he said.
"What is it you want, Minos?" I held the screen open for him, but I imagine my face and tone were not hospitable.
He stepped inside and looked at Alafair's coloring book on the floor.
"Maybe I don't want anything. Maybe I want to help you," he said. "Why don't you try not to be so sensitive all the time? Every time I talk with you, you're bent out of joint about something."
"You're in my house. You're running on my meter. You haven't given me any help, either. Cut the bullshit."
"All right, you've got a legitimate beef. I told you we'd handle the action. We didn't. That's the way it goes sometimes. You know that. You want me to catch air?"
"Come on in the kitchen. I'm going to fix some Grape-Nuts and strawberries. You want some?"
"That sounds nice."
I poured him a cup of coffee and hot milk at the kitchen table. The light was blue in the backyard.
"I didn't talk to you at the funeral. I'm not good at condolences. But I wanted to tell you I was sorry," he said.
"I didn't see you there."
"I didn't go to the cemetery. I figure that's for family. I think you're a stand-up guy."
I filled two bowls with Grape-Nuts, strawberries, and sliced bananas, and set them on the table. He put a big spoonful in his mouth, the milk dripping from his lips. The overhead light reflected off his crewcut scalp.
"That's righteous, brother," he said.
"Why am I late to work this morning?" I sat down at the table with him.
"One of those shells you picked up had a beautiful thumbprint on it. Guess who New Orleans P.D. matched it with?"
"You tell me, Minos."
"Victor Romero is shooting at you, podna. I'm surprised he didn't get you, too. He was a sniper in Vietnam. I hear you shot the shit out of his car."
"How do you know New Orleans matched his print? I haven't even heard that."
"We had a claim on him a long time before you did. The city coordinates with us anytime his name pops up."
"I want you to tell me something, with no bullshit. Do you think the government can be involved in this?"
"Be serious."
"You want me to say it again?"
"You're a good cop. Don't fall for those conspiracy fantasies. They're out of style," he said.
"I went down to Immigration in New Orleans. That fellow Monroe is having some problems with personal guilt."
"What did he tell you?" His eyes were looking at me with new interest.
"He's one of those guys who wants to feel better. I didn't let him."
"You mean you actually think somebody in the government, the INS, wants you hit?"
"I don't know. But no matter how you cut it, right now they've got shit on their noses."
"Look, the government doesn't knock off its own citizens. You're sidetracking into a lot of claptrap that's not going to lead you anywhere."
"Yeah? Try this. What kind of Americans do you think the government uses down in Central America? Boy Scouts? Guys like yourself?"
"That's not here."
"Victor Romero sure is."
He let out his breath.
"All right, maybe we can stick it to them," he said.
"When's the last time you heard of the feds dropping the dime on each other? You're a laugh a minute, Minos. Finish your cereal."
"Always the PR man," he said.
That afternoon the street was filled with hot sunshine when Cecil Aguillard and I parked our car in front of the poolroom on Main in New Iberia. Some college boys from Lafayette had pried the rubber machine off the wall of the men's room and had taken it out the back door.
"They ain't got rubbers in Lafayette? Why they got to steal mine?" said Tee Neg, the owner. He stood behind the bar, pointing his hand with the three missing fingers at me. The wood-bladed fans turned overhead, and I could smell boudin and gumbo in the kitchen. Several elderly men were drinking draft beer and playing bourée at the felt tables in back. "They teach them that in col'ech? What I'm gonna do a man come in here for his rubber?"
"Tell them to take up celibacy," I said.
Tee Neg's mouth was round with surprise and insult.
"Mais I don't talk that, me. What's the matter you say something like that to Tee Neg? I think you gone crazy, Dave."
I walked out of the coolness of the poolroom into the hot sunlight to find Cecil, who had gone next door to get a description of the college boys' car. Just then a cream-colored Oldsmobile with tinted windows pulled out of the traffic. The driver didn't try to park; he simply stopped the car at an angle to the curb, dropped the transmission into neutral, flung open the door, and stepped onto the street with the engine still running. His hair was brushed with butch wax, his skin tanned as dark as a quadroon's. He wore expensive gray slacks, loafers with tassels, a pink polo shirt; but his narrow hips, wide shoulders, and boilerplate stomach made his clothes look like an unnecessary accident on his body. The wide-set, gray-blue eyes were round and staring and showed no expression, but the skin of his face was stretched so tight there were nests of fine white lines below his temples.
"What's happening, Bubba?" I said.
His fist shot out from his side, caught me squarely on the chin, and knocked me back through the open door of the poolroom. My clipboard clattered to the floor, I tried to catch myself against the wall, and then I saw him come flailing toward me out of the bright square of sunlight. I took two off the side of the head, ducked into a crouch, and smelled his cologne and sweat and heard his breath go out between his teeth as he missed with a roundhouse. I had forgotten how hard Bubba could hit. He rose on the balls of his feet with each punch, his muscular thighs and buttocks flexing like iron against his slacks. He never defended; he always attacked, swinging at the eyes and nose with such a vicious energy that you knew that once you were hurt he wouldn't stop until he had chopped your face into raw pork.
But I still had the reach on him, and I jabbed him in the eye with my left, saw his head come erect with the shock of the blow, and then I caught him flat on the jaw with a right cross. He reeled backwards and knocked over a brass cuspidor that rolled wetly across the floor. There was a red circle around his right eye, and I could see my knuckle marks on his cheek. He spit on the floor and hitched his slacks up on his navel with his thumb.
"If that's your best shot, your ass is glue," he said.
Suddenly Cecil burst through the doorway, his jaw filled with Red Man, his baton and handcuffs clattering on his pistol belt, and picked up Bubba from behind, pinning his arms to his sides, and threw him headlong onto a bourée table and circle of chairs.