“It doesn’t have to be Owen. Anyone. Send anyone. I need to know that Mab is okay.”
“Well, now, speak of the devil. Here’s the lady herself, stepping through the door. Mab, you won’t believe this, but your American niece is on the phone.”
In the background, Mab said something. I couldn’t make out her words, but I recognized her no-nonsense, suffer-no-fools tone. I sagged with relief, sliding down the cupboards to sit on the floor.
“Vicky?”
“You’re all right.”
“Yes, yes. But you must—”
“Everyone’s all right?”
“Yes, of course. Jenkins drove me into Rhydgoch as soon as …” I pictured her turning away from Mr. Cadogan and cupping her hand around the mouthpiece. “As soon as we were cut off. Listen, Victory—”
“And Maenllyd?”
“My house? What about it?”
“All that smoke in the kitchen. Wasn’t there a fire?”
“No, child. All is quite well here, I assure you. But you must come to Wales.”
All is quite well. Beautiful words. I might not call as often as I should, but I didn’t know what I’d do if anything happened to Mab.
“You’re right. I’m way overdue for a visit. Maybe in the summer.”
“No, child, you don’t understand. You must come now. Immediately. Tonight.”
Tonight? She couldn’t be serious. “I can’t drop everything and go to Wales.”
“I’m afraid you have no choice.”
“But I’ve got clients scheduled. I’ve got things going on.”
“Cancel them. Jenkins is booking you a flight for tonight. You can pick up your ticket at the airport. The flight leaves at nine o’clock. Be there by seven. And whatever you do—this is important, child—don’t fall asleep until you get here.”
“Don’t fall—? Do you know how long it takes to get from Boston to Rhydgoch? I mean, if I were making the trip, which I’m not.”
“Don’t argue with me, Victory. You must come, and you must remain awake until you get here. I wouldn’t summon you like this if it weren’t urgent.”
“What’s urgent? Mab, I don’t understand.”
“It’s time for the next level of your training.” Her voice dropped to a tense murmur. “I only hope we’re not too late.”
11
OKAY, SO I WAS GOING TO WALES. TONIGHT. IN LESS THAN twelve hours, I’d be on a plane. And I’d be going without sleep for another twelve hours beyond that—if I made good time. Mab wouldn’t be so insistent without a reason; it took a lot to get her ruffled. In fact, I’d never seen my aunt ruffled, not even on the terrible night my father died.
I’d called the pub in hopes of easing my mind. Now I was even more worried.
I spent the morning making phone calls. I dialed Kane’s number first, staring at the dead roses and thinking I should throw them out. His voice mail picked up, and I suppressed a pang of disappointment. “Kane,” I said at the beep, “it’s Vicky. I wanted to let you know that I’ll be in Wales for … for a while. My aunt needs me, and she’s getting pretty old, so …” I let my voice trail off, giving him time to picture a frail old lady in a hospital bed. Never mind that Mab could take care of herself, me, and the entire village of Rhydgoch while whipping some serious demon butt. I gave him the number for the Cross and Crow and told him he could leave messages for me at the pub.
“Anyway, I’ll let you know when I’m back in town.” I pressed the button to end the call, then spent a minute or two wishing I could redo my message. I should have said, “Miss you” or “I hope work’s going well.” Or at least, you know, “Bye.” I thunked the phone against my forehead. Then I got up and dropped the dead roses in the trash.
Next, I went through my list of upcoming demon exterminations. My clients were furious, and I couldn’t blame them. Most demon victims are desperate by the time they’re willing to call me—and willing to pay my fee. The last thing they want to hear is that we need to reschedule, especially when I wasn’t sure how long I’d be away. The next level of your training, Mab said—how long would that take? I’d spent seven grueling summers in training with my aunt before she pronounced me ready to fight demons. No way was I going through all that again. I’d give her two weeks. Tops.
Upcoming jobs included two Drude exterminations, and one each for a Harpy and an Eidolon. Harpies are revenge demons, sent after the victim by some unscrupulous sorcerer for a fee. They’re known for their sharp, tearing beaks and talons—but not their smarts—so I advised that client to leave town for a couple of weeks. Moving out of the sorcerer’s range would confuse the Harpies; by the time they found him again, I’d be home. I hoped. Eidolons, guilt demons, look like giant maggots and gnaw the victim’s insides. They can be calmed temporarily by hypnosis, so I gave that client the phone number of a good hypnotherapist.
Drudes were most difficult for stave off for a couple of weeks. There’s not much norms can do to ensure they don’t dream. And when you’re infested with Drudes, any dream can turn into a nightmare. Those clients had two choices: pay a witch to craft a dream-catcher charm—which is expensive and quits working as soon as it fills up—or try avoiding nightmares the old-fashioned way: meditating, avoiding spicy foods and alcohol, and not watching scary movies or the news right before bed.
My last client opted for a string of highly colorful swear words instead of “good-bye,” and I wondered how many of these clients would want to hear from me when I got back. I could practically see dollar signs flying out my window and off into the sunset.
The phone rang, and I paused before answering. Maybe that last client had pulled out a thesaurus and wanted to share a few more cuss words. I picked up the phone, holding it a foot away from my ear, just in case.
Good thing, too. Because the screaming, whooping, and hollering that came through the handset would have deafened me for life if the phone had been an inch closer.
“Tina?”
“Omigod, Vicky, you’ll never guess what happened!”
All that screaming gave me a pretty good idea, but I wasn’t going to steal her thunder. I waited for a fresh bout of whooping to subside.
“He picked me! Monster Paul picked me for a backup singer. Omigod, I still can’t believe it!”
Given what I’d heard of her singing, neither could I. “Congratulations, Tina. That’s wonderful news.”
“The first rehearsal’s tonight. We’re giving a free concert on Paranormal Appreciation Day, so Paul says we’ve gotta put in long hours to get ready.”
“When’s Paranormal Appreciation Day?”
“February 2. Remember? The Council of Three announced it on TV the other night.”
Oh, right. A day set aside to celebrate monsters and ground-hogs. How had that slipped my mind?
Tina was talking a mile a minute. “… and Jenna is so jealous. She says she’s not, but she is.”
“Wait a minute. Jenna didn’t make the cut?” I’d assumed Tina and her friend came as a matched set. Plus Jenna came closer to carrying a tune than Tina. Then again, maybe that was the problem.
“She didn’t even try out. She got stage fright and wouldn’t go onstage. Now she wants to be my manager.”
“Not everyone is cut out for stardom.”
“Yeah, right. You sound like Jenna. She just chickened out.” Excitement charged back into her voice. “You’re coming, right? To the concert? You’ve gotta come. Promise you will.”
“I might be out of town. I have to go to Wales.”
“Where’s that? Out on the Cape?”