We entered the building and climbed two flights of stairs. Ranger went to 3C and listened at the door. The rest of us flattened against the wall. No one spoke. Ranger and Santos stood, guns in hand. Brown and Tank held flashlights.
I braced myself, expecting Ranger to kick the door down, but instead, he took a key from his pocket and inserted it in the lock. The door started to open but caught on a security chain. Ranger took two steps back and threw himself at the door, catching the door at chain height with his shoulder. The door popped open, and Ranger was in first. Then everyone was in except me. Lights flashed on. Ranger shouted, "Security!" and everything was chaos. Half-naked people were scrambling off floor mattresses. Women were shrieking. Men were swearing.
Ranger's team went room by room, cuffing people, lining them up against the living room wall. Six people in all.
One of the men was berserk, waving his arms to avoid getting cuffed. "You can't do this, you fuckers," he was yelling. "This is my apartment. This is private property. Somebody call the fucking police." He pulled a knife from his pants pocket and flicked it open.
Tank grabbed the guy by the back of his shirt, lifted him off his feet, and threw him out the window.
Everyone went still, staring dumbstruck at the shattered glass. My mouth was open and my heart had gone dead in my chest.
Ranger didn't look all that disturbed. "Have to replace that window," he said.
I heard a groan and some scraping sounds. I crossed the room to the window and looked out. The guy with the knife was spreadeagle on the fire escape, making feeble attempts to right himself.
I clapped a hand to my heart, relieved to find it had started beating again. "He's on the fire escape! God, for a minute there I thought you dumped him three stories."
Tank looked out the window with me. "You're right. He's on the fire escape. Sonovagun."
It was a small apartment. One small bedroom, one small bath, small kitchen, small living room. Kitchen counters were littered with fast-food wrappers and bags, empty soda cans, food-encrusted plates, and cheap, dented pots. The Formica was scarred with burn marks from cigarettes and crack cookers. Used syringes, half-eaten bagels, filthy dish towels, and unidentifiable garbage clogged the sink. Two stained and torn mattresses had been pushed against the wall in the living room. No lamps, no tables, no chairs, no sign that civilized man occupied the apartment. Just filth and clutter. The same refuse that banked against gutters outside filled the rooms of 3C. The air was stale with the odors of urine and pot and unwashed bodies and something nastier.
Santos and Brown herded the bedraggled occupants into the hall and down the stairs.
"What happens to them now?" I asked Ranger.
"Bobby'll drive them over to the meth clinic and drop them off. They're on their own from there."
"No arrests?"
"We don't do arrests. Not unless someone's FTA."
Tank returned from the car with a cardboard box filled with interior decorating supplies, which in this case consisted of disposable gloves, trash bags, and a coffee can for syringes.
"This is the deal," Ranger said to me. "We strip the apartment of everything not nailed down. Tomorrow the landlord will bring someone in to clean and do repairs."
"What's to stop the tenant from returning?"
Ranger just stared at me.
"Right," I said. "Stupid question."
* * * * *
IT WAS MIDMORNING when we went through with the broom. Santos and Brown had positioned themselves on folding chairs in the small vestibule downstairs. They were to take the first security shift. Tank was on his way to the landfill with the mattresses and bags of garbage. Ranger and I were left to lock up the apartment.
Ranger angled the brim of a Navy SEALS ball cap to shade his eyes. "So," he said, "what do you think of security work? You want to be on the team? I can let you take the graveyard shift with Tank."
"He isn't going to throw any more people out windows, is he?"
"Hard to say, Babe."
"I don't know if I'm cut out for this."
Ranger took his SEALS hat off and put it on me, tucking my hair behind my ears, letting his hands linger a moment too long. "You have to believe in what you're doing."
That could be a problem. And Ranger could be a problem. I was feeling much too attracted to him. Ranger wasn't listed under potential boyfriends in my Rolodex. Ranger was listed under crazed mercenaries. An attraction to Ranger would be like chasing after the doomsday orgasm.
I took a steadying breath. "I guess I could try a shift," I said. "See how it goes."
* * * * *
I WAS STILL wearing the hat when Ranger dropped me off at my apartment. I removed the cap and held it out to him. "Don't forget your SEALS hat."
Ranger looked at me from behind dark glasses. His eyes hidden. His thoughts unreadable. His voice soft. "Keep it. Looks good on you."
"It's a righteous hat."
He smiled. "Live up to it, Babe."
I pushed through the double glass doors into the lobby. I was about to take the stairs when the elevator opened and Mrs. Bestler leaned out. "Going up," she said. "Step to the rear of the car."
Mrs. Bestler was eighty-three and had an apartment on the third floor. When things got boring she played elevator operator.
"Morning, Mrs. Bestler," I said. "Second floor."
She hit the two button and eyeballed me. "Looks like you've been working. Catch any bad guys today?"
"Helped a friend clean an apartment."
Mrs. Bestler smiled. "What a good girl." The elevator stopped and the doors opened. "Second floor," Mrs. Bestler sang out. "Better dresses. Designer suits. Ladies' lounge."
I let myself into my apartment and went straight to the phone machine and its blinking red light.
I had two messages. The first was from Morelli, and it was for dinner. Miss Popularity, that's me.
"Meet you at Pino's at six," Morelli said.
Morelli's invitations always produced mixed emotions. The initial reaction was a sexual rush at the sound of his voice, the rush was followed by a queasy stomach while I considered his motives, and the queasy stomach eventually gave way to curiosity and anticipation. Ever the optimist.
The second message was from Mabel. "A man just came asking about Fred," Mabel said. "Something about a business deal, and he needed to find Fred right away. I explained how I couldn't help him, but I said you were on the job, so he shouldn't worry. I thought you might want to know."
I called Mabel back and asked who the man was and what he looked like.
"He was about my height," she said. "And he had brown hair."
"Caucasian?"
"Yes. And now that you mention it, he didn't give me his name."
"What kind of business deal was he talking about?"
"I don't know. He didn't say."
"Okay," I said. "Let me know if he bothers you again."
I checked in with the office to see if there were any new FTAs and was told no luck. I called my best friend, Mary Lou, but she couldn't talk because her youngest kid was sick with a cold, and the dog had eaten a sock and had just pooped it out on the living room rug.
I was contemplating Rex's soup can with new appreciation when the phone rang.
"I got it," Grandma said. "I got a name for you. I was at the beauty parlor this morning getting a set, and Harriet Schnable was there for a perm, and she said she heard at bingo that Fred's been paying calls on Winnie Black. Harriet isn't one of those to make something of nothing."
"Do you know Winnie Black?"
"Only through the seniors' club. She goes on the bus trip to Atlantic City sometimes. Her and her husband, Axel. I guess that's how Fred meets most of his honeys these days . . . at the seniors' meetings. A lot of those women are real hot to trot, if you know what I mean. I even got Winnie's address," Grandma said. "I called Ida Lukach. She's the club's membership chairman. She knows everything."