I tied him to an ole stale loaf,
an’ fed him to the shark!
I stewed his crew in seaweed punch,
ye bullies to me hark,
an’ seein’ as ’twas time for lunch,
I fed ’em to the shark!
So if ye think yore big’n’tough,
ye bullies to me hark,
I’ll stuff ye all with skilly’n’duff,
an’ feed ye to the shark. Haharrhaaaaaarrr!”
Scowling and growling ferociously, the hare swaggered into view. This time he was wearing a tricorn hat with a big fluffy feather, which he kept blowing upward to stop it flopping into his right eye. His left eye was hidden beneath a musselshell patch. A brass ring, large as a barrel stave, dangled from his good ear. He wore a tattered pink silk frock coat, tied with a broad yellow sash, into which were thrust two cutlasses, a knife, fork and spoon. His outfit was completed by an enormous pair of folded-down seaboots, which beggared description.
The hare winked dramatically at them with his uncovered eye. “Stap me stays’ls! Vittles, an’ prime ones, too! Come an’ fill yore beak, matey!”
Pandion, who had been trundling along in his wake, settled down by the fire. The hare launched into the food as if he had not eaten in days, tossing choice morsels to the osprey. Salad and crumbs sprayed the company as he addressed them.
“Vittles, where’d we be without ’em, eh, I ask ye? So then, young Tillie, me otter, are ye the one I’ll be battlin’ alongside when we gets to this Green Isle place? Speak up, me liddle periwinkle!”
Tiria tried hard to keep a straight face as she replied, “Aye, Cap’n, providing we make it to Green Isle.”
The hare sprang up. Grabbing for but missing his cutlass, he brandished a spoon instead while roaring out, “Make it? Haharr, o’ course we’ll make it, Tillie me darlin’, or my name ain’t Cap’n Cuthbert Frunk W. Bloodpaw, Terror o’ the ’Igh Seas. We’ll set sail at first light tomorrer, ’ere’s me paw an’’ere’s me ’eart on it. A sea otter pirate can’t say fairer’n that now, can he?”
Tiria realised that Cuthbert was now in the role of a sea otter pirate captain. Life was certainly going to be complicated, sailing with a hare whom she had met as a shrew but was now transformed into an otter! How many other identities did he possess, she wondered. The one cheering fact was that she was now guaranteed a passage to her destination.
That night, Tiria went to sleep with the Rhulain’s words echoing through her mind: “Trust in the fool of the sea.”
17
Holt Summerdell was still some distance off as the otterclans and their families made it into the start of the high country. It was early evening, not quite dusk, as they skirted the rim of a vast crater. The otterbabe riding on Leatho’s shoulders gazed, sleepy-eyed, down the steep shalestrewn sides at a big lake. Flat and dark, it covered the bottom of the crater, its water dull and lustreless, its slate-hued surface without a ripple.
“H’is dat Suddermell down dere?”
The outlaw smiled up at the little one. “No, me beauty, that’s the place they call Deeplough. Summerdell’s much nicer, just the right place for otterbabes.”
Deedero looked away, shuddering. “I should hope it is. Zillo, how much farther to Summerdell?”
The bard pointed inland. “See the rim beyond this ’un? Well, there’s a valley covered in woodland with a waterfall runnin’ through it. Holt Summerdell’s right there, marm, hidden amongst the trees. A grand secret place ’tis.”
Big Kolun picked up a chunk of rock from the crater rim. “Loose stones round the edges, mates, so don’t walk too close t’the edge now. One slip an ye’d go straight down that slope into the lough, with nought to save ye. Zillo, how deep would ye reckon that water is?”
Ould Zillo stared at the still waters, far below. “Well now, they say ’tis bottomless. Nobeast has ever plumbed the depths o’ Deeplough. Sure, an’ who’d be fool enough to try such a thing? Will ye look at it, ’tis smooth as dark glass! Ah, ’tis an evil lough, the home of Slothunog the monster!”
Deedero glared at the bard. “Will ye stop that sort o’ talk in front o’ the little ’uns? ’Twill frighten the life out of ’em!”
Big Kolun hefted the rock he had picked up. “Take no notice of that ould ballad warbler, me ’eart’s delight. Nobeast I ever knowed has seen Slothunog. He’s prob’ly just a tale somebeast made up ages ago.”
He flung the rock upward and outward. It plummeted down, missing the sides of the slope, and hit the lough with a booming splash that echoed around the rim. Before the ripples had spread halfway over Deeplough, a monstrous black shape broke the surface, blew up a shower of spray, then plunged beneath the murky waters in pursuit of the rock, probably thinking it was something to eat.
“Blood’n’thunder, did ye see that?” Banya Streamdog leaned over the rim, wide-eyed with shock.
Roughly, Deedero hauled her back. “Come away, missy, an’ let’s be shut of this awful place!”
She gave Kolun a hard stare. “An’ you, ye great lump, wot did ye do that for, eh? Huh, just a tale somebeast made up . . . some tale!”
Even the normally jovial Kolun looked subdued. “Yore right, me ole buttercup, let’s git out of here!”
Darkness had fallen over the high country by the time the weary travellers made it into the woodlands. Ould Zillo guided them toward the sound of rushing water, warning everybeast to tread carefully. The watersounds increased in volume as the bard and his followers pressed on through the trees. Emerging onto a broad rockledge, Zillo waited until they had all joined him. Then he called out above the roar of the waterfall, “There she is, friends, Holt Summerdell!”
Even in the darkness they could see the magnificent valley. The woodlands were split by the falls, which flowed from the mountains above. Cascading down, the water fell into a pond, spilling over into a broad stream that meandered off down a gentler slope until it was lost amid the woodland trees.
Zillo had to shout to be heard. “Keep in a single file an’ follow me along this ledge. Stick close to the side an’ hold tight to yore little ’uns. We’ll be goin’ through the falls, but don’t worry, ’tis safe enough.”
He led them a short way along the ledge until it looked as though he could go no further because of the rushing waters of the falls. Turning, the bard grabbed the first two otters in the line. He pushed them straight into the waterfall, shouting, “Get through there. Go on now, keep goin’, nobeast ever died of a wet head! Come on, mates, who’s next? There’s a cave through there—it’s good an’ dry!”
The families pressed forward, shouting and yelling as they pushed through the noisy curtain of rushing water.
Leatho and the clan chieftains waited until everybeast was safe inside before entering the cave. It was dark but still and dry inside.
Zillo called through the gloom, “Sit down an’ wait where ye are. Banya, Birl Gully, Lorgo, bring flints an’ tinder. Come forward an’ see if’n ye can make it to the back wall!”
After a few moments, the chink of flint against steel set sparks flying in the darkness. Then a faint glow grew into a pale single flame, illuminating Zillo’s face.
“There’s kindlin’ over here—wood, dried grass an’ charcoal.”
His words created a burst of activity. Soon fires were flaring in all corners, and a large blaze was blossoming in the centre of what appeared to be a spacious and high-ceilinged cave. Deedero gave a cry of alarm as something dark brushed by her face. Zillo calmed her.
“Ah sure, ’tis only some friendly bats, marm. They won’t harm ye.”
The ottermum regained her composure speedily. “Friendly, eh? Well, if these little ’uns don’t get some hot vittles an’ soft beds soon, it won’t be friendly bats ye’ll have to watch out for. It’ll be me, an’ a lot of unfriendly mothers, so let’s see some action around this cave!”