My salesman friend obviously thought he was a pretty slick character. But, believe me, his aplomb turned to wide-eyed gawking like you'd expect on the face of a kid when I unbuttoned my raincoat and stripped it, off, exposing my totally naked body. Somehow it made me feel better that I'd stunned him, and I emphasized the sensation by thrusting my chest out at him, making him gape at my jiggling jugs.
While he was still gawking, I arched the top of my body backward. Leaning back on my elbows, I thrust my legs out from the kneeling position, raising my flexed knees and parting my thighs. I thought his eyeballs would pop completely out of his head as he took in the sight of my hairy, open cunt. From his view my pussy must have been steaming.
"Shove it in," I said. "Let's see if it's as good as you say it is."
Through the V of my outstretched legs I could see his trembling hands grabbing for the Vibro-Egg. My drooling pussy burned in anticipation. As I lay back and waited hungrily for the insertion of the Vibro-Egg in my pussy, I looked up at the sun, wondering if I had temporarily found my place in it.
Something divinely special happened to me as suddenly my cunt was full of oval warmth. The Vibro-Egg was inside, pulling apart the meat of my pussy-lips, drawing the juice from the walls of my fuck-canal.
I could hear the clicking of him pressing the button. Suddenly the egg started moving within me, shaking my pussy like it was trying to jostle it from between my legs. And as startled as I was by the sudden movement, my hips lost no time in beginning to move with the stimulation, undulating as though I were being fucked.
"The ad says it will tickle your fancy," he said, recovering his composure. "But from the looks of what you didn't have on under your raincoat, I'd say you were about ready to let anything tickle your fancy today."
The vibrating inside my cunt was driving me crazy, the plastic egg moving around within me in all directions at once. "Eat my pussy," I begged, desiring similar stimulation for the outside of my cunt. "Suck my cunt while the egg is moving inside me."
He lost no time burying his head between my open thighs. His tongue immediately found my clit, twitting it back and forth until it was pebble-hard. The lips of his mouth nibbled greedily at the lips of my cunt, bringing forth a gusher of hot pussy-cream that lapped wetly against his face.
I closed my thighs around his head, trapping him at my cunt. His lancing tongue was the perfect complement to the vibrating egg in my pussy, repeatedly stabbing my clitoris while the interior of my cunt shimmied and shook. The stimulation of my love-button sent off a five-alarm fire of desire through out my body, the flames emanating from inside my pussy and scalding my entire being. "Your cock!" I cried. "Pull it out so I can suck it!"
He lost no time kicking off his pants and swinging around on top of me, his mouth swiveling against my puffy cunt. Within seconds we were in the sixty-nine position, with the added dimension of the Vibro-Egg inside my pussy. His prick stabbed mercilessly in my face, a long thick tool that was more like a bludgeon than a bodily organ.
My lips slid against his slick prick, desperately frying to snare it so I could gobble it up. Finally I was forced to grab the slippery rod with my hands, feeling in wonder as my fingers closed around the pulsing shaft.
His cock was huge, even bigger than Ted the truck driver's. I couldn't believe the luck I had had in stumbling onto two such monstrous cocks in a single day. Especially when I had gone almost two weeks without any sort of cock at all.
My clutching fingers brought the head of his prick to my open lips. Taking a deep breath, I closed my mouth over his cockhead, feeling it fill my oral cavity immediately. Savoring the sweetness, I ran my tongue over the heart-shaped knob at the end of his tool, thrilled to have a dick in my mouth.
Down below, his tongue was going crazy. It accompanied the vibrating of the egg in my pussy by lacing my clit with searing stabs and then traveling the ravine of my frothing cunt-lips, finally scooting all the way down to the bottom of my crotch. When the tip of his tongue reached my asshole, I shivered at his touch.
Mumbling around his mouth-fucking prick, I begged him to eat my ass, pleading with him to ass-fuck me with his tongue. He bathed my butt, wetting my shitter with his lips for lubrication just before he penetrated. Still kissing my bung-hole, he jabbed excitingly up my tight shitter, filling my second orifice with at least three inches of hot, throbbing meat.
Inside my cunt the Vibro-Egg was going crazy, shaking like it was going to fly apart within me. Seeking to maximize the sensation, I threw my hand down between my lets, twisting my fantastically erect clit between my fingers. My joy-button was at least an inch of hopelessly aroused gristle in my squeezing grasp, acting like a spigot that unleashed constant buckets of creamy goo from between my cunt-lips.
With my free hand I searched around for the sample case which was lying open right beside us. When my fingers reached the jumble of magazines and sex aids, they scrambled for something I could use to further enhance our slurping union, dying to push the thrills to the maximum.
Instinctively I knew what I was looking for. The slick skin-like latex of ten inches of dildo slid against my fingers and I reflexively grabbed, gripping it like I would a real prick.
I knew what I was going to do with the dildo all along. Its target had been staring me in the face while the salesman gruntingly squatted over my face and fucked my mouth deeper and deeper with his prick. He had an asshole that was golden from blond hair swirling around it, the pink anal ridges nestled under wispy yellow curls.
I pressed the cylindrical bulb at the end of the dildo between the cheeks of his ass. With wide eyes I watched my hand guide it to the opening of his asshole, rubbing against his bung in preparation for entry.
The head or the dildo was so big that I didn't see how it could fit into the tight hole of his ass. But I was determined to try it. "This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me," I muttered under the handicap of his cock in my mouth.
I don't suppose he heard me, and if he did, I'm sure he didn't understand my cock-distorted words. However, what he could not ignore was the sudden thrust of a circumference of at least six inches suddenly penetrating his tight shit-pit. The bulbous head of the dildo pulled apart the narrow outer walls of his ass, stretching them within seconds to ten times their normal limits, turning his shitter into an engorged chasm.
Clinching the base of the dildo for a further thrust, my fingers bumped over the plastic shield at the bottom of the wondrous man-made cock. Something rose from the base, like a switch.
A switch. This was another vibrating sex tool, like the egg whining in my cunt. Except that this one was in the shape of a cock. My heart leaped from the possibilities it presented.
Flicking the switch, I heard the thick rod I was gripping start to hum. The flesh around the asshole at which I was gazing started to jiggle in a blur, the blond rectal hair flying out askew from the shock of the vibrating dildo. The vibrations made it easier to keep slipping the ingenious implement farther and farther in. Within a minute I was penetrating his asshole all the way up to my fist, the full expanse of the dildo fully engorged in his whip-sawing butt.
The electronic reaming of his asshole only served to drive his prick farther and farther into my mouth. The more I corn-holed him, the more his dick was shoved out from his groin. There was only so much space available inside his ass, and the distention caused by the dildo within the core of his body was pushing his dick farther and farther away from its normal place. The phenomenon served to artificially elongate his prick, providing it with perhaps an extra two inches of thrust, which I eagerly took down my throat.
As we writhed on the soft pound, the slurping of our genitals and mouths accompanied by the whirring of the appliances within us, I felt my desire increase by the second. Every step further we took in our automated coupling just made me want more. The farther I shoved the quivering dildo up his asshole, the hornier I got. The more he ate my pussy, the more twat-cream I produced. As the sizzling rattling of the egg within my cunt continued, the more my loins burned. Every fraction of an inch of his prick down my gullet just made me want more cock, my choking gags also pleas for more meat.