“I fully intend to, but I do have a theory of the case—”
“A theory of the case? Jesus—” Franco laughed, short and sharp, then glanced at Langley. “She’s a cute one, isn’t she?”
“Sergeant!” I cried. “I’m serious.”
Franco faced me. “Honey, if you and me were in a nice warm bar, I’d let you talk to me all night about your theory. But I don’t have time to play here. This was obviously a street crime. The mugger led the poor son of a bitch into the alley at gunpoint and”—he made a gun with his thumb and forefinger—“Bang! Bang! Santa’s dead.”
“Except your scenario’s wrong, Sergeant. Alf wasn’t forced into this building’s alley. The footprints I saw clearly showed he was coming out of this courtyard when he was shot.”
Franco shrugged his shoulders. “So?”
“So... find out why Alf was in this courtyard and you might find out why he was killed.”
“Did it ever occur to you that maybe Santa Claus had to drain his pipe?”
“What?”
“This place is private,” Franco said, gesturing. “An old geezer like that likely had a prostate the size of a cantaloupe. Santa probably had to take a leak.”
Officer Langley shifted on his feet as Franco exchanged a glance with him. “Maybe we ought to canvass the crime scene for yellow snow, eh, Langley?”
Langley lifted a hand to hide a smile, then moved it to pat my shoulder. “I’ll find a paramedic to look you over, Ms. Cosi.”
The second Langley left, I stepped up to Franco. “Listen, Sergeant, Alf was only fifty-two, hardly a ‘geezer.’ I’m reporting what I saw. I think it’s germane to your case.”
“Good,” Franco replied. “The PD wants your germane statement. Okay? Feel better?”
“Stop patronizing me.”
The man’s jaw worked so hard I got the impression he was trying to pull his next few words out of the cavity in his left molar. “Let’s just say I see the events coming down differently than you do: a simple robbery gone very freakin’ bad, all right?”
I sighed.
Franco glanced toward the mouth of the alley as if to make sure Langley was out of earshot. “Look...” He took a step closer to me—a lot closer. “How about we make nice, you and I?”
“What do you mean?”
Franco’s dark eyes studied me some more. “I mean you and I should get together. I just came on for a night tour, but I’ll be off duty in the morning.”
“I, uh—”
His voice went low and soft. “You serve jelly doughnuts at that coffee shop of yours?”
I folded my arms. “A jelly doughnut latte—we just added it to the menu for Chanukah.”
“Coffee and no doughnuts?”
“It’s not that kind of coffee shop.”
“Jeez—”
“Clare! Clare Cosi! Are you in there? Clare!”
Matt’s bellow cut through the buzz of voices around the crime scene and echoed all the way into the desolate courtyard. I moved across the snow and around the corner of the building to find my ex-husband at the other end of the alley, shouting like a crazy man from behind the yellow crime-scene tape.
Franco came up beside me. He tilted his head in Matt’s direction. “You know that guy?”
“He’s my... business partner—”
“Clare!” Matt shouted when he finally saw me. “Over here!”
“Well, go shut him up,” Franco commanded, his sweet overtures immediately souring after one glance at Matt. “We don’t want to disturb the citizens in these nice, expensive apartment buildings any more than we need to, right?”
I didn’t reply, just continued through the alley, now painted ruby red by flickering emergency lights. As a uniformed officer lifted the yellow tape to let me pass, I glanced one last time at the still figure lying beside the Dumpster. Alf’s corpse was surrounded by members of the crime-scene unit, examining him, taking notes, flashing photos.
Swiping new tears away, I ducked under the tape and groaned—the bending had aggravated my bruised torso. Just then, Officer Langley appeared at my shoulder. “The paramedics are here, Ms. Cosi.” He pointed to an ambulance behind the half-dozen police vehicles. “They can check you out. If you’ll just come with me—”
“Thanks, Officer Langley, but I don’t need a para—”
“You got hurt?!” Matt interrupted, rushing to my side. “You said on the phone you were okay!”
I shrugged. “I got the wind knocked out of me after I talked to you, that’s all.” I explained about following Alf’s boot prints and getting nailed in the process by a police chase across the courtyard. “My side’s pretty sore at the moment, but I’m fine—”
“You don’t know that!” Matt insisted. “You could have a cracked rib!”
Before I could prevent him, my ex pulled off his gloves, unzipped my parka, and began running his hands along my bruised body.
“What are you doing?!” I cried so loudly several cops glanced in our direction.
Matt ignored them. “Remember a few years ago, when I was in Rwanda and Timo flipped that Land Rover?” he asked, his fingers still busy probing my chest. “He cracked his rib and I had to wrap his torso with canvas to prevent his lungs from being punctured. We were stranded for a whole day and a night. Poor Timo could have died.”
“So?”
“So I know what to look for,” Matt said. He felt me up for another few seconds. “You’re okay, Clare. Nothing’s broken.”
“Good.” I said. The examination was clearly over, but Matt’s hands remained planted on my hips.
“We’re done, right?” I said.
His eyes held mine. “Are we?”
“Yes!” I assured him, nudging his hands away.
As I zipped my parka back up, Sergeant Franco approached me again, this time with another man in tow. The man looked younger than Franco by a few years and appeared to be of Chinese heritage. He was also more conventionally dressed, his athletic frame draped in a suit, tie, and camel hair coat.
“Give Chan here a statement, Coffee Lady,” said Franco. “Tell my partner everything you remember. Then you and your partner here can both go home and get on with your fondling in private.”
“Matt was not fondling me,” I clarified. “It was purely medical. He was just making sure—”
But Franco was already striding away. His partner shook his head as he watched him go. Then he turned to me and flipped a page on his detective’s notebook.
“Your name is Coffee?” he asked.
“Cosi,” I corrected. “And you’re Detective Chan?”
“My name is Charlie. Charlie Hong,” he said.
“Not Chan?”
Hong smirked. “You’ll have to excuse Sergeant Franco’s sense of humor.”
While I gave Detective Hong a statement, Matt hovered close by. The process took no more than ten minutes, and through it all my discomfort level grew. The flurries had stopped completely now, but the snow down my parka had turned to water, my side still throbbed, my nose was running, and my voice was raspy from the cold.
Finally, the detective thanked me and closed his notebook. He gave me his card and told me to call if I remembered anything else.
“And what about the footprints I told you about, Detective Hong? What do you think?”
Hong shrugged. “I’m inclined to agree with my partner. What the victim may or may not have been doing in the courtyard is irrelevant. He was confronted, robbed at gunpoint, and murdered in the building’s alley, most likely by the man the police were chasing down Perry Street.”
He offered me his hand, and I shook it. “Thanks for your help, Ms. Cosi.”
As soon as Hong departed, Matt swooped in again. “You should really get your chest x-rayed,” he said, reaching out for me again.
“Forget the hospital,” I said, stepping back. “And my chest. I just want to go to bed.”
“Good idea.”
“Alone.”