“You’re gay!” said Louise. “How cool is that!”
“Actually, I was happier at home,” said Ponter.
“No, no, no,” said Louise. “Not happy. Gay. Homosexual.” Bleep. “Having sexual relations with one’s own gender: men who have sex with other men, or women who have sex with other women.”
Ponter looked more confused than ever. “It is impossible to have sex with a member of the same gender. Sex is the act of potential procreation and it requires a male and a female.”
“Well, all right, not sex as in sexual intercourse,” said Louise. “Sex as in intimate contact, as in—you know—um, affectionate touching of … of the genitals.”
“Oh,” said Ponter. “Yes, Adikor and I did that.”
“That’s what we call being homosexual,” supplied Reuben. “Having such contact only with members of your own gender.”
“Only?” said Ponter, startled. “You mean exclusively? No, no, no. Adikor and I kept each other company when Two were separate, but when Two became One, we of course had—what did you call it, Lou?—‘affectionate touching of the genitals’ with our respective females … or, at least I did until Klast, my woman-mate, died.”
“Ah,” said Mary. “You’re bisexual.” Bleep. “You have genital contact with men and women.”
“Yes.”
“Is everyone like that in your world?” asked Louise, stabbing some lettuce with her fork. “Bisexual?”
“Just about.” Ponter blinked, getting it at last. “You mean it is different here?”
“Oh, yes,” said Reuben. “Well, for most people, anyway. I mean, sure, there are some bisexual people, and lots and lots of gay—homosexual—people. But the vast majority are heterosexual. That means they have affectionate contact only with members of the opposite gender.”
“How boring,” said Ponter.
Louise actually giggled. Then, composing herself, she said, “So, do you have any children?”
“Two daughters,” said Ponter, nodding. “Jasmel and Megameg.”
“Lovely names,” said Louise.
Ponter looked sad, obviously thinking of the fact that he’d likely never see them again.
Reuben clearly saw this, too, and sought to move the conversation to something less personal. “So, um, so what’s this ‘Two become One’ you mentioned? What’s that all about?”
“Well, on my world, males and females live mostly apart, so—”
“Binford!” exclaimed Mary.
“No, it is true,” said Ponter.
“That wasn’t a swear word,” said Mary. “It’s a man’s name. Lewis Binford is an anthropologist who argues the same thing: that Neanderthal men and women lived largely separate lives on this Earth. He bases it on sites at Combe Grenal, in France.”
“He is correct,” said Ponter. “Women live in the Centers of our territories; males at the Rims. But once a month, we males come into the Center and spend four days with the females; we say that ‘Two become One’ during this time.”
“Par-tay!” said Louise, grinning.
“Fascinating,” said Mary.
“It is necessary. We do not produce food the way you do, so the population size must be kept in check.”
Reuben frowned. “So this ‘Two becoming One’ business is for birth control?”
Ponter nodded. “In part. The High Gray Council—the governing body of elders—sets the dates on which we come together, and Two normally become One when the women are incapable of conceiving. But if it is time to produce a new generation, then the dates are changed, and we come together when the women are most fertile.”
“Goodness,” said Mary. “A whole planet on the rhythm method. The Pope would like you guys. But—but how can that work? I mean, surely your women don’t all have their periods—undergo menstruation—at once?”
Ponter blinked. “Of course they do.”
“But how could—oh, wait. I see.” Mary smiled. “That nose of yours: it’s very sensitive, isn’t it?”
“I do not think of it as being so.”
“But it is—compared to ours I mean. Compared to the noses we have.”
“Well, your noses are very small,” said Ponter. “They are, ah, rather disconcerting to look at. I keep thinking you will suffocate—although I have noticed many of you breathe through your mouths, presumably to avoid that.”
“We’ve always assumed that Neanderthals evolved in response to Ice Age conditions,” said Mary. “And our best guess was that your large noses allowed you to humidify frigid air before drawing it into your lungs.”
“Our—the scientists who study ancient humans—believe the same thing,” said Ponter.
“The climate has warmed up a great deal, though, since your big noses evolved,” said Mary. “But you’ve retained that feature perhaps because it has the beneficial side effect of giving you a much better sense of smell than you would have had otherwise.”
“Does it?” said Ponter. “I mean, I can smell all of you, and all the different foods in the kitchen, and the flowers out back, and whatever acrid thing Reuben and Lou have been burning downstairs, but—”
“Ponter,” said Reuben, quickly, “we can’t smell you at all.”
“Really?”
“Yes. Oh, if I stuck my nose right into your armpit, I might smell something. But normally we humans can’t smell each other.”
“How do you find one another in the dark?”
“By voice,” said Mary.
“Very strange,” said Ponter.
“But you can do more than just detect a person’s presence, can’t you?” said Mary. “That time you looked at me. You could …” She swallowed but, well, Louise was another woman, and Reuben was a doctor. “You could tell I was having my period, couldn’t you?”
“Yes.”
Mary nodded. “Even women of Louise and my kind, if they live together long enough in the same house, can get their menstrual cycles synchronized—and we have lousy senses of smell. I guess it makes sense that whole cities of your women would be on the same cycle.”
“It never occurred to me that it might be another way,” said Ponter. “I thought it odd that you were menstruating but Lou was not.”
Louise frowned but said nothing.
“Look,” said Reuben, “does anybody want anything else? Ponter, another Coke?”
“Yes,” said Ponter. “Thank you.”
Reuben got up.
“You know that stuff’s got caffeine in it?” said Mary. “It’s addictive.”
“Do not worry,” said Ponter. “I am only drinking seven or eight cans a day.”
Louise laughed and went back to eating her salad.
Mary took another bite of her hamburger, circles of onion crunching beneath her teeth. “Wait a minute,” she said, once she’d swallowed. “That means your females don’t have hidden ovulation.”
“Well, it is hidden from view,” Ponter said.
“Yes, but … well, you know, I used to team-teach a course with the Women’s Studies department: The Biology of Sexual Power Relationships. We’d assumed that hidden ovulation was the key to females gaining constant protection and provisioning by males. You know: if you can’t tell when your female is fertile, you better be attentive all the time, lest you be cuckolded.”
Hak bleeped.
“Cuckolded,” repeated Mary. “That’s when a man is investing his energies providing for children that aren’t biologically his. But with hidden ovulation—”
Ponter’s laugh split the air; his massive chest and deep mouth gave him a deep, thunderous guffaw.
Mary and Louise looked at him, astonished. “What’s so funny?” said Reuben, depositing another Coke in front of Ponter.
Ponter held up a hand; he was trying to stop laughing, but wasn’t succeeding yet. Tears had appeared at the corners of his sunken eyes, and his normally pale skin was looking quite red.
Mary, still seated at the table, put her hands on her hips—but immediately became self-conscious of her body language; hands on hips increased one’s apparent size, in order to intimidate. But Ponter was so much stouter and better muscled than any woman—or just about any man—that it was a ridiculous thing to be doing. Still, she demanded, “Well?”