Damn Communists!
Sue Lin Buckingham told her mother that Rip was in jail, on a warrant demanded by Governor Sun Siu Ki. Policemen had arrested him, closed the newspaper. And this morning another riot was developing in front of the Bank of the Orient.
“Rip was foolish,” Lin Pe told her daughter in Cantonese, the only language in which she was fluent. She spoke a little English, but only when she had to. She acquired most of her English from American movies which she watched on a VCR, running scenes over and over until she understood the dialogue.
The news about Rip annoyed her. He had no respect for authority! “He has been baiting the tiger with his news stories and editorials, and now the jaws have snapped shut. Only a fool spits in the eye of a tiger.”
“The paper was losing circulation, Mother, and advertising.” Sue Lin was tense, unhappy over the news of her husband’s jailing, and her mother’s simplistic reaction angered her. As if this lifelong capitalist didn’t understand the dynamics of the marketplace! “The Post used to make money because it was the newspaper for Hong Kong bankers and businesspeople to read. Rip knew that he had to address the concerns of the people he wanted as readers or he would lose them. And when he lost them, he would lose the advertisers who wanted to reach them. It’s that simple.”
“Apparently Sun Siu Ki isn’t concerned about Rip’s advertisers,” the mother snapped.
“Sun Siu Ki is an extraordinarily stupid bastard.” Rip Buckingham’s Chinese wife was no shrinking violet.
“That may be,” her mother agreed evenly. These young people! “But he represents the government in Beijing, in precisely the same way that the old governor represented the queen in her palace in London. The difference, which dear Rip chooses to ignore, is that the English queen never laid eyes on a copy of the China Post. She didn’t give a”—she snapped her fingers—”what Rip Buckingham said in his silly little newspaper in Hong Kong, on the other side of the planet. The people in Beijing don’t share Queen Elizabeth’s indifference. They apparently do read Rip’s scribblings. They’re a lot closer, their skin is a lot thinner, and Sun is their long right arm.”
Sue Lin sank into a chair. “Oh, Mother, what are we going to do? Rip is in jail. No one knows how long they intend to keep him. They may even send him to a prison on the mainland.”
Her mother’s expression softened. “The first thing to do,” she said, “is to call Albert Cheung, the lawyer. He knows everything. He will know what to do.”
Lin Pe made the call. After talking to three people who pretended they never heard her name before in their lives, she got through to Albert Cheung, an illegal refugee from mainland China who was so smart that he won a scholarship to study law at Oxford. When he returned to Hong Kong, with a trace of a British accent and a fondness for tweeds, he managed to elbow his way to the top of the legal heap and into the inner sanctums even though he had no family in the colony. He had had a finger in every big deal in Hong Kong for the past twenty years. He was filthy rich and slowing down, yet he was too smart to pretend that he didn’t remember Lin Pe.
“It has been years since I’ve heard from the chairman of the Double Happy Fortune Cookie Company, Limited,” Albert Cheung said.
“You’ve been getting your dividends every quarter,” Lin Pe told him. Albert took stock instead of a fee when she floated the initial public offering for her company on the Hong Kong exchange.
“Yes, indeed,” he said. “I was wondering, have you ever thought of selling the company? Retiring to a life of leisure? Travel the world, see the Great Pyramids, the Acropolis—?”
“I’ve had some other things on my mind, Albert. Like getting my son-in-law out of jail.”
“Rip Buckingham? See, I keep up. But I didn’t know he was in jail. What has he done?”
“Sun Siu Ki closed the Post today and arrested him. Could you find out how long they intend to keep him?”
“So the tiger has him in his jaws?”
“Yes.”
Cheung sighed. After a few seconds he said, “Many things are possible if you are willing to pay a fine. Would you—?”
“Within reason, Albert. I will not be robbed by anyone.”
“I saw the headline in the morning Post: ‘15 Massacred at Bank of Orient.’ And the PLA did the shooting. That headline was not wise, Lin Pe.”
“I think Sun Siu Ki was just fed up.”
“Perhaps the bank closing had—”
“Rip Buckingham’s world is collapsing. He’s been fighting back the only way he can.”
“I’ll see what I can do, Lin Pe. Give me your telephone number.”
She did so, asked about his wife and children, then hung up.
“He’ll see what he can do,” Lin Pe told her daughter. “It will cost money.”
“The newspaper will pay.”
“The newspaper is finished,” said Lin Pe. “It will never publish again.”
“Richard Buckingham is a powerful man.”
“Sun Siu Ki and the people in Beijing probably never heard of Richard Buckingham, and if they have heard, they don’t care,” Lin Pe said, which was, of course, true. To see beyond the boundaries of China had always been difficult. Even the queen of England, she reflected, knew more about the outside world than the oligarchy in Beijing.
“The next thing to do,” Lin Pe said, “is to call your father-in-law. Someone from the newspaper has probably called him already, but you should do so now.”
As her daughter walked from the room, Lin Pe added, “Don’t forget, all calls out are monitored.” She went back to writing fortunes.
Well, there it was. A way to get some money and get out before Wu Tai Kwong set China on fire. Sell the fortune cookie company to Albert Cheung!
The traders at the Hong Kong stock exchange had expected a wild ride in the aftermath of the collapse of the Bank of the Orient, but the ride was worse than anyone imagined it might be.
At the opening bell the traders were faced with massive sell orders, while the buy orders were minuscule. Prices went into freefall. Ten minutes went by before exchange officials finally learned that the computer system was at fault. Most — but not all — of the sell orders had an extra zero added just before the decimal, increasing the size of the orders by a factor of ten. On the other hand, some — not all — buy orders had their final digit dropped somewhere in cyberspace, shrinking them to a tenth of their original size.
The result was chaos. Since not every order was affected, the orders had to be checked by hand, which drastically limited the number of orders that could be processed. Unable to cope, officials closed the market.
Exchange officials quickly determined that they had a software problem, but finding the cure took most of the day. While they were working on it, one of the exchange officials was called to the telephone. The governor’s aide was on the line demanding an explanation. For the first time, the exchange official mentioned the possibility of sabotage.
“Sabotage?” the governor’s aide asked incredulously. “How could anyone do that?”
“Probably a computer virus of some type,” he was told.
“Are you certain that is the case?”
“Of course not,” the exchange official snapped.
Sun Siu Ki was on the telephone to Beijing when the phones went dead. He tried another line, couldn’t even get a dial tone, so he motioned to an aide that there was a problem and handed the instrument to him.
Sun turned to General Tang, explained that Beijing wanted the bank demonstrators dispersed and, if possible, wanted to avoid a bloody incident that the press would publicize around the world, inflaming foreign public opinion. “Remove the press from the area,” Sun advised, “before you remove the hooligans. That way the foreign press will be unable to use provocations as propaganda. Still, first and foremost, these hooligans must not be permitted to flout the authority of the state. That is paramount.”