Clifford D. Simak
Honorable Opponent
The Flyers were late.
Perhaps they had misunderstood.
Or this might be another of their tricks.
Or maybe they never had intended to stick to their agreement.
"Captain," asked General Lyman Flood, "what time have we got now?"
Captain Gist looked up from the chessboard. "Thirty-seven-o-eight, galactic, sir."
Then he went back to the board again. Sergeant Conrad had pinned his knight and he didn't like it.
"Thirteen hours late!" the general fumed.
"They may not have got it straight, sir."
"We spelled it out to them. We took them by the hand and we went over it time and time again so they'd have it clear in mind. They couldn't possibly misunderstand." But they very possibly could, he knew.
The Flyers misunderstood almost everything. They had been confused about the armisticeas if they'd never heard of an armistice before. They had been obtuse about the prisoner exchange. Even the matter of setting a simple time had involved acruciating explanationas if they had never heard of the measurement of time and were completely innocent of basic mathematics.
"Or maybe they broke down," the captain offered.
The general snorted. "They don't break down. Those ships of theirs are marvels. They'd live through anything. They whipped us, didn't they?"
"Yes sir," said the captain.
"How many of them, Captain, do you estimate we destroyed?"
"Not more than a dozen, sir."
"They're tough," the general said.
He went back across the tent and sat down in a chair.
The captain had been wrong. The right number was eleven.
And of those, only one had been confirmed destroyed. The others had been no better than put out of action.
And the way it figured out, the margin had been more than ten to one in favour of the Flyers. Earth, the general admitted to himself, had never taken such a beating. Whole squadrons had been wiped out; others had come fleeing back to Base with their numbers cut in half.
They came fleeing back to Base and there were no cripples.
They had returned without a scratch upon them. And the ships that had been lost had not been visibly destroyedthey had simply been wiped out, leaving not a molecule of wreckage.
How do you beat a thing like that, he asked himself. How you fight a weapon that cancels out a ship in its entirety?
Back on Earth and on hundreds of other planets in the Galactic Confederacy, thousands of researchers were working day and night in a crash-priority programme to find an answer to the weaponor at least to find the weapon.
But the chance of success ran thin, the general knew, for there was not a single clue to the nature of it. Which was understandable, since every victim of the weapon had been lost irretrievably.
Perhaps some of the human prisoners would be able provide a clue. If there had been no such hope, he knew, Earth never would have gone to all the trouble to make this prisoner exchange.
He watched the captain and the sergeant hunched above the chessboard, with the captive Flyer looking on.
He called the captive over.
The captive came like a trundling roly-poly.
And once again, watching him, the general had that strange, disturbing sense of outrage.
For the Flyer was a droll grotesque that held no hint of the martial spirit. He was round and jolly in every feature, expression and gesture, dressed in a ribald clash of colours, as though designed and clad deliberately to offend any military man.
"Your friends are late," the general told him.
"You wait," the Flyer said and his words were more like whistling than talk. One had to listen closely to make out what he said.
The general held himself in check.
No use in arguing.
No point blowing up.
He wondered if heor the human racewould ever understand the Flyers.
Not that anyone really wanted to, of course. Just to get them combed out of Earth's hair would be enough.
"You wait," the Flyer whistled. "They come in middle time from now."
And when in hell, the general wondered, would be middle time from now?
The Flyer glided back to watch the game.
The general walked outside.
The tiny planet looked colder and more desolate and forbidding than it ever had before. Each time he looked at it, the general thought, the scene was more depressing than he had remembered it.
Lifeless, worthless, of no strategic or economic value, it had qualified quite admirably as neutral territory to carry out the prisoner exchange. Neutral mostly because it wasn't worth the trouble for anyone to grab it.
The distant star that was its sun was a dim glow in the sky.
The black and naked rock crept out to a near horizon. The icy air was like a knife inside the general's nostrils.
There were no hills or valleys. There was absolutely nothingjust the smooth flatness of the rock stretching on all sides, for all the world like a great space field.
It had been the Flyers, the general remembered, who had suggested this particular planet and that in itself was enough to make it suspect. But Earth, at that point in the negotiations, had been in no position to do much haggling.
He stood with his shoulders hunched and he felt the cold breath of apprehension blowing down his neck. With each passing hour, it seemed, the place felt more and more like some gigantic trap.
But he must be wrong, he argued. There was absolutely nothing in the Flyers' attitude to make him feel like that. They had, in fact, been almost magnanimous. They could have laid down their termsalmost any termsand the Confederacy would have had no choice but to acquiesce. For Earth must buy time, no matter what the price. Earth had to be ready next timefive years or ten or whatever it might be.
But the Flyers had made no demands, which was unthinkable.
Except, the general told himself, one could never know what they might be thinking or what they might be planning.
The exchange camp huddled in the dimnessa few tents, a portable power plant, the poised and waiting ship and, beside it, the little scouter the captive Flyer had been piloting.
The scouter in itself was a good example of the gulf which separated the Flyers and the humans. It had taken three full days of bickering before the Flyers had been able to make clear their point that the scouter as well as its pilot must be returned to them.
No ship in all the Galaxy had ever gotten so thorough a study as that tiny craft. But the facts that it had yielded had been few indeed. And the captive Flyer, despite the best efforts of the experts in Psych, had furnished even fewer.
The area was quiet and almost deserted. Two sentries strode briskly up and down. Everyone else was under cover, killing time, waiting for the Flyers.
The general walked quickly across the area to the medic tent.
He stooped and went inside.
Four men were sitting at a table, drearily playing cards. One of them put down his hand and rose. "Any word, General?"
The general shook his head. "They should be coming soon, Doc. Everything all set?"
"We've been ready for some time," said the psychiatrist. "We'll bring the boys in here and check them over as soon as they arrive. We've got the stuff all set. It won't take long."
"That's fine. I want to get off this rock as quickly as I can. I don't like the feel of it."
"There's just one thing…"
"What's that?"
"If we only knew how many they are handing back."
The general shook his head. "We never could find out.
"They're not so hot on figures. And you'd think, wouldn't you, that math would be universal?"
"Well," said Doc resignedly, "we'll do the best we can."
"There can't be many," the general said. "We're only giving back one Flyer and one ship. How many humans do you figure a ship is worth to them?"