"Oh no, you won't!"
This time the words came out of Roy's mouth as a shout, and nobody was more stunned than he. A tremor rippled through the audience and Beatrice edged closer, half-expecting somebody to come after him.
The actress playing Mother Paula seemed miffed, peering over her cheap wire-rimmed glasses into the crowd. "Now, who said that?"
Roy found himself raising his right arm. "I did, Mother Paula," he called out. "If you hurt a single one of our owls, I'm not eating any more of your stupid pancakes."
"What're you talking about? What owls?"
Chuck Muckle lunged for the megaphone, but Mother Paula threw an elbow and caught him squarely in the gut. "Back off, Chuckie Cheeseball," she huffed.
"Go on, check it out for yourself," Roy said, gesturing around. "Wherever you see one of those holes, there's an owl den underneath. It's where they build their nests and lay their eggs. It's their home."
Mr. Muckle's cheeks turned purple. The mayor looked lost, Councilman Grandy looked like he was about to faint, and the chamber-of-commerce guy looked like he'd swallowed a bar of soap.
By now, the parents in the crowd were talking loudly and pointing at the den holes. A few of the schoolkids started chanting in support of Roy, and Beatrice's soccer teammates began waving their hand-lettered signs.
One said: MOTHER PAULA DOESN'T GIVE A HOOT ABOUT OWLS!
Another read: BIRD KILLERS GO HOME!
And still a third sign said: SAVE THE OWLS, BURY THE BUTTERMILKS!
As the news photographer snapped pictures of the protesters, Mother Paula pleaded, "But I don't want to hurt your owls! Really, I wouldn't hurt a flea!"
Chuck Muckle finally recaptured the megaphone and boomed a harsh scolding at Roy: "Young fellow, you'd better get your facts straight before making such outrageous and slanderous charges. There are no owls here, not one! Those old burrows have been abandoned for years."
"Yeah?" Roy reached into his backpack and whipped out his mother's camera. "I've got proof!" he shouted. "Right here!"
The kids in the crowd hooted and hurrahed. Chuck Muckle's face went gray and slack. He held out his arms and lurched toward Roy. "Lemme see that!"
Scooting out of reach, Roy switched on the digital camera and held his breath. He had no idea what he was about to see.
He pressed the button to display the first photograph that Mullet Fingers had taken. The instant that the blurred, crooked image appeared in the viewfinder, Roy knew he was in trouble.
It was the picture of a finger.
Anxiously he clicked to the second frame, and what he saw was no less discouraging: a dirty bare foot. It appeared to be a boy's foot, and Roy knew whose it was.
Beatrice's stepbrother had many special talents, but nature photography obviously wasn't one of them.
In desperation Roy touched the button once more, and a third picture clicked into view. This time there was definitely something other than a human body part visible in the frame-a distant feathery form, unevenly illuminated by the camera's flash.
"Here!" Roy cried. "Look!"
Chuck Muckle snatched the camera from him and examined the photo for all of about three seconds before bursting into cruel laughter. "What's that supposed to be?"
"It's an owl!" Roy said.
And it was an owl, Roy was certain. Unfortunately, the bird must have swiveled its head just as Mullet Fingers snapped the picture.
"Looks more like a lump of mud to me," Chuck Muckle said. He raised the camera so that those in the very front of the audience could see the viewfinder. "Boy's got quite an imagination, doesn't he?" he added snidely. "That's an owl, then I'm a bald eagle."
"But it is an owl!" Roy insisted. "And that picture was taken right here on this property last night."
"Prove it," Chuck Muckle gloated.
Roy had no response. He couldn't prove a thing.
His mom's camera was passed around the fringes of the crowd, and by the time it got back to Roy he knew that most people couldn't really tell it was a bird in the photograph. Even Beatrice wasn't sure, turning the viewfinder sideways and upside down as she tried in vain to identify a telltale part of owl anatomy.
Roy was crushed-the pictures taken by her stepbrother were worthless. The authorities in charge of protecting the burrowing owls would never block construction of the pancake house based on such fuzzy evidence.
"Thank you very much for coming," Mr. Muckle told the crowd through his megaphone, "and thanks also for your patience during this rather… inconsiderate delay. We'll see all you pancake lovers next spring for a big hearty breakfast. In the meantime, this event is now officially over."
The kids from Trace Middle stirred restlessly and looked toward Beatrice and Roy, who no longer had much of a plan. Roy could feel his shoulders sagging in defeat, while Beatrice's face had become a mask of grim resignation.
Then a young voice rose up: "Wait, it ain't over! Not by a mile it ain't."
This time it wasn't Roy.
"Uh-oh," said Beatrice, lifting her eyes.
A girl in the rear of the crowd let out a shriek, and everybody wheeled at once to look. At first glance the object on the ground could have been mistaken for a kick-ball, but it was actually… a boy's head.
His matted hair was blond, his face was caramel-brown, and his eyes were wide and unblinking. A kite string led from his pursed lips to the handle of a large tin bucket a few feet away.
The bigshots came hurrying out of the crowd, with Beatrice and Roy on their heels. They all stopped to gape at the head on the ground.
"What now?" moaned the construction foreman.
Chuck Muckle thundered: "Is this somebody's idea of a sick joke?"
"Good heavens," cried the mayor, "is he dead?"
The boy wasn't the least bit dead. He smiled up at his stepsister and winked slyly at Roy. Somehow he'd fit his entire skinny body down the opening of an owl burrow, so that only his noggin stuck out.
"Yo, Mother Paula," he said.
The actress stepped forward hesitantly. Her wig looked slightly crooked and her makeup was beginning to melt in the humidity.
"What is it?" she asked uneasily.
"You bury those birds," Mullet Fingers said, "you gotta bury me, too."
"But no, I love birds! All birds!"
"Officer Delinko? Where are you!" Chuck Muckle motioned for the policeman to come forward. "Arrest this impertinent little creep right now."
"For what?"
"Trespassing, obviously."
"But your company advertised this event as open to the public," Officer Delinko pointed out. "If I arrest the boy, I'll have to arrest everybody else on the property, too."
Roy watched as a vein in Mr. Muckle's neck swelled up and began to pulse like a garden hose. "I'll be speaking to Chief Deacon about you first thing tomorrow," Mr. Muckle hissed under his breath at the patrolman. "That gives you one whole night to work on your sorry excuse for a resume."
Next he turned his withering gaze upon the forlorn foreman. "Mr. Branitt, please uproot this… this stringy weed."
"Wouldn't try that," Beatrice's stepbrother warned through clenched jaws.
"Really. And why not?" Chuck Muckle said.
The boy smiled. "Roy, do me a favor. Check out what's in the bucket."
Roy was happy to oblige.
"What do you see?" the boy asked.
"Cottonmouth moccasins," Roy replied.
"How many?"
"Nine or ten."
"They look happy, Roy?"
"Not really."
"What do you think's gonna happen if I tip that thing over?" With his tongue Mullet Fingers displayed the string that connected him to the bucket.
"Somebody could get hurt pretty bad," Roy said, playing along. He had been mildly surprised (though relieved) to see that the reptiles in the bucket were made of rubber.