"Why don't you get an apartment, and be on your own for once?" West said to him.
"Can't afford it." Brazil typed on the MDT.
"Sure you can."
"No, I can't." He typed some more.
"A one-bedroom apartment in a decent neighborhood is about five hundred a month."
"So?" West looked over at him.
"And your car is paid for, right? You owe any money to Davidson?"
It wasn't any of her business.
"You could afford it," West preached on.
"What you got is a sick relationship. You don't get away from her, you'll grow old together."
"Oh really?" Brazil looked up at West, not appreciating her remarks in the least.
"You know all about it, do you?"
"I'm afraid so," West said.
"In case you haven't figured it out yet, Andy, you aren't the first person in the world to have a co dependent enabling relationship with a parent or spouse. Your mother's crippling, self-destructive disease is her choice. And it serves one important function. It controls her son. She doesn't want you to leave, and guess what? So far you haven't."
This was also Hammer's problem, although she had yet to face it fully. Seth, too, was a cripple. When his powerful, handsome wife breezed in with her trophy in the early morning hours, he was surfing hundreds of cable channels made possible by his eighteen-inch satellite dish on the back porch. Seth liked country western music, and was looking for just the right band. It was not true that he was eating a Tombstone pizza. That had been earlier, when it had gotten to be midnight and his wife still was not home. Now he was working on popcorn drenched with real butter he had melted in the microwave.
Seth Bridges had never been much to look at. Physical beauty was not what had attracted Judy Hammer to him long ago in Little Rock. She had loved his intelligence and gentle patience. They had started out as friends, the way everyone would, were the world filled with good sense. The problem lay in Seth's capacity. He grew as his wife did for the first ten years. Then he maxed out, and simply could stretch no further as a spiritual, enlightened, big-thinking entity. There was no other way to broaden himself unless he did so in the flesh. Eating, frankly, was what he now did best.
Hammer locked the front door and reset the burglar alarm, making sure the motion sensors were on stay. The house smelled like a movie theater, and she detected a hint of pepperoni beneath a buttery layer of chilled air. Her husband was stretched out on the couch, crunching, fingers shiny with grease as he stuffed popcorn inside a mouth that never completely rested. She walked through the living room without comment as stations changed as fast as Seth could point and shoot. In her bedroom, she angrily set the trophy on the floor, in a closet, with others she never remembered.
She was overwhelmed with fury, and slammed the door, tore her clothes off, and threw them in a chair. She put on her favorite nightshirt, and grabbed her pistol out of her pocketbook, and walked back out into the living room. She'd had it. No more. Enough.
Every mortal had limits. Seth froze mid-shovel when his wife marched in, armed.
"Why drag it out?" she said, towering over him in blue and white striped cotton.
"Why not just kill yourself and get it over with? Go ahead."
She racked the pistol and offered it to him, butt first. Seth stared at it. He had never seen her like this, and he propped himself up on his elbows.
"What happened tonight?" he asked.
"You and Panesa get into a fight or something?"
"Quite the opposite. If you want to end it, go ahead."
"You're crazy," he said.
"That's right, well on my way to it, thanks to you." His wife lowered the gun and put the safety on.
"Seth, tomorrow you go for help. A psychiatrist and your primary care physician. You straighten yourself out. Starting this minute. You're a pig. A slob. A bore. You're committing slow suicide and I do not intend to watch a minute longer."
She snatched the bowl of popcorn out of his oily hands.
"You don't get it fixed, I'm out of here. Period."
Brazil and West also were suffering aftershocks from their confrontation in her unmarked car. They had continued arguing about his living situation, by now both of them in a lather as they drove through another rough area of the city. Brazil was glaring at her, and not particularly cognizant of the area or its bad people who were thinking violent thoughts about the cop car cruising past. Brazil wondered what possessed him to want to spend so much of his valuable time with this rude, insensitive, inappropriate deputy chief who was old and backward and, in truth, a jerk.
It seemed that fighting was a cloud layer over the Queen City, and Panesa's pleasant mood had deteriorated as well when his lawyer friend called at the precise moment Hammer was locking her bedroom door and West was telling Brazil to grow up and Bubba was on the prowl in his King Cab. The lawyer had been thinking about Panesa, whom she had observed on the late news, in his stunning tuxedo, receiving a trophy.
The lawyer was thinking about Panesa and his silver hair, and wanted to drop by and maybe stay over. Panesa made it clear that this was not possible, and never would be again, as Bubba parked in dark shadows near Latta Park.
Bubba was in camouflage, a black cap pulled low.
When he stealthily reached West's house, he was pleased that she wasn't home. Bubba could only suppose that she was being screwed by her sissy boyfriend, and Bubba smiled as he imagined her getting screwed again by Bubba, as he sneaked closer to the front of the brick house. His intention wasn't felonious but would ruin the bitch's mood when she couldn't open her front or back doors because someone had filled the locks with Super Glue. This idea had come from yet another of his anarchist manuals, and might well have worked like a charm had circumstances not conspired against him as he unfolded his Buck knife and cut off the tip from the tube of glue.
A car was coming, and Bubba wisely supposed it might be the cop returning home. It was too late to run, and he dove into the hedge. The Cavalier wagon passed, carrying Ned Toms to The Fish Market, where he was about to start his shift, unpacking seafood from boxes of ice. He noticed a big dog moving around in bushes in front of a house where he often saw an unmarked cop car parked, then his Cavalier was gone like a breeze.
Bubba emerged from the hedge, his fingers glued together and left hand completely fastened to the right inner thigh of his fatigues. He rapidly hobbled away, looking remarkably like a hunchback. He could not unlock his truck or drive without freeing one hand, and this required his removing his pants, which he was in the process of doing when Officer Wood happened by on routine patrol, checking the park for perverts. Bubba was arrested for indecent exposure.
West and Brazil heard the call over the scanner, but were not even close, and were busy discussing Brazil's life.
"What the hell do you know about my mother or why I choose to take care of her?" Brazil was saying.
"I know a lot. Social services, juvenile court, are overwhelmed by cases just like yours," West said.
"I've never been a social service case. Or in juvenile court."
"Yet," she reminded him.
"Mind your own business for once."
"Get a life," she said.
"Declare your independence. Go out on a date."
"Oh, so now I don't date, either," he snapped.
She laughed.
"When? While you're brushing your teeth? You're out every night working, and then show up in the newsroom by nine, after you've run your ass off around the track and hit a million tennis balls. You tell me when you date, Andy? Huh?"
Fortunately, Radar the dispatcher hailed them exactly at this moment.
Apparently there was an assault on Monroe Road.
"Unit 700 responding," Brazil irritably said into the mike.
They call you Night Voice," West told him.
"Who's they?" he wanted to know.
"Cops. They know when you get on the radio that you're not me."
"Because my voice is deeper? Or maybe because I use proper grammar?"
he said.
West was making her way through more menacing- looking government-subsidized housing. She was constantly checking her mirrors.
"Where the hell are my backups?" she said.
Brazil had his eye on something else, and excitedly pointed.
"White van, EWR-117," he said.
"From the APB earlier."
The van was moving slowly around a corner, and West sped up. She flipped on lights and siren, and twenty minutes later, cops hauled someone else to jail as West and Brazil drove on.
Radar wasn't finished with them yet. A call came in for a car broken into at Trade and Tryon, and he assigned this to unit 700, as well, while other cops rode around with nothing much to do.
"Subject a black male, no shirt, green shorts. May be armed," Radar's voice came over the scanner.
At the scene. West and Brazil discovered a Chevrolet Caprice with a smashed windshield. The upset owner, Ben Martin, was a law-abiding citizen. He'd had his fill of crime and violence, and did not deserve to have his brand new Caprice mauled like this. For what? His wife's coupon book that looked like a wallet in the back seat? Some shithead hooligan destroyed Martin's hard-earned ride to get fifty cents off Starkist albacore tuna, or Uncle Ben's, or Maxwell House?