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of thirty-three or four or five who looked so hale

and hearty. They thought I should get a job, not

go begging around the streets with a penny whistle.

Some of them told me so, too. One man went so far

as to knock me down in the gutter, saying he hadn’t

fought the war for beggars, or something like that.

So I showed him my disability, and then he — Oh,

filth, utter filth! Even in France in the first

War I never saw such filth. In front of everyone, too.

Filth. Though she looked as

though she enjoyed it.

Not me, no feels.

Listen to her!

No, doesn’t matter

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Ivy Nicholls age 79 marital status widow sight 65 % hearing 55 % touch 65 % taste 80 % smell 70 % movement 75 % CQ count 10 pathology contractures; asthma; osteoporosis, mainly of limbs; inguinal hernia; bronchitis; osteo-arthritis; among others.

… we had then, good friends, who used to come and see us,

just drop in there and then, never mind what was happening,

once they nearly caught me and Ted on the job, oh, that was

comical! We had to shout to them Hang on! while

he got his trousers up, but I went out and talked to them

without my drawers on, I just didn’t put them on, and all

the while we were talking there was Ted sitting across from

me, knowing I had no drawers on, on tenterhooks as to whether

I should uncross my legs too boldly, but Len and Enid knew

what we’d been doing, I’m sure, though not that I’d left my

drawers off, and we all laughed and had a good time, oh, we

enjoyed ourselves in those days! The

cocktails we used to get through! Every week there’d

be a new recipe for a cocktail in my women’s book and we’d

try it, invite the friends round to try the new one, oh those

were good times, the friends made up for not being able to

have children, and soon I began to prefer them, all the

trouble that children can be, I saw, and at least the

friends didn’t have dirty nappies, though they were sick

in the bathroom sometimes, the friends, that was a mess to

clear up, wonder I’m not sick like that after food like

this, then she’d have another sort of mess to clear up

after me, then she’d have something to complain about, the

old bitch!

I’ve a good

mind to make complaints about her and this food she gives

us, to my friend on the Council, I still have friends –

all the treats of our Social Evening, indeed, just like

any night is what it’ll be, as usual, give me a good book

any time, I just want to read.

There she is

again! Hurrying us up, I’d leave some of this if I wasn’t

so hungry. Never mind, Ivy, Doctor’s coming

tomorrow, how I love him touching me! Let

me try to work out a way so he has to touch me a lot when

he comes.

Difficult.

I’ll think of something, come the morning.

Last scrapings, horrible plates, not like the good china I used to keep for best, not even like the everyday stuff, either.

There, finished.

I’m finished, clear up, must help Sarah to clear away and

then I — oooh, my arm, the creaking, it gets set one way

and is so painful to move any distance at all after that,

aaaah picking up these plates

She’s left more than usual.

All right, Sarah, don’t wet your

knickers!

As soon as I’ve cleared up I’ll get my book out and have

a good read, I do enjoy a good read, we are allowed books

here. If that Sarah will let me read, that is, chatter,

she does chatter, all emptiness, on and on. Not like my

old friends, all of them, dead now, as soon as we’ve cleared

I can get down to a — Now she’s dropped it! Now she’ll

be in trouble, I’m glad. That’s it, give it to

her, silly old thing thinks she can move, ha ha ha ha ha!

the idea!

That dog. She’s dotty over that dog.

Right, last things, clear

up, let’s get started on the washing up, three volunteers

are better than an army of pressed tongue, as they used to

say, off we go, how’s your father.

spoon, spoon,

fork fork spoon,

knife, fork,

knife here’s a sticky one, who’s been

doing what with this one? The joys of

life, music while you work, used to listen regularly,

funny how radio’s just died out, really, no one listens

like they used to, so quick, too. Used to sing,

too. when we had friends round, to the piano, Ted could

vamp a little, we used to enjoy strong

Throughout old age, however long:

If only we can cheerful stay

And di-dum welcome every day.

Not what we’ve been, not what we’ve done,

What matters most is that we’re errrr

The joys of life continue strong

Throughout old age, however long.

The most important thing to do

Is stay alive and see it through

No matter if the future’s dim

For dum di dum, di dum di dim

Oh, di di di, di di di deer

OH, lucky us, that we are near!

The most important thing to do

Is stay di dum and see it through!

She didn’t notice, did she? No sign!

Ah, a good sing-song does

you no harm, no harm at all.

Yes, yes. Ivy this, Ivy that,

why do I do her running around for her? Get the

fancy goods boxes. Over in the cupboard. Right.

This glue is nasty. Paste rather than

glue. Attracts the mice, I shouldn’t wonder.

And the rats!

Easy for her. Not so easy for

some of us. Though I can do it all right. I can

do more cracker cases in ten minutes than some of

these can do in a whole evening. Not that I’m

proud of it. Won’t be able to read

now until after we’ve finished work. What a pity.

I do enjoy a good book.

Yes. I’ll give out the work,

carry round the boxes. What were

you doing yesterday, Mrs Ridge?

Yes, this must be yours then.

What about you, Ron?

Here you are. I can’t help it

if you don’t want to work, Mrs Ridge! Tell her,

not me. She’s the one who makes you, not me.

And you! The cheek of it!

I don’t have to do this, you know!

Here.

Wake up, dear.

Yes, I knew it, there are mice dirts in the bottom